V.24 No.15 | 4/9/2015
The Daily Word in dick pics, deadly ice cream, modern day Frankenstein and the Pillsbury Dough Boy
By Constance Moss [ Mon Apr 6 2015 12:25 PM ]
After much criticism over inaccuracies and lack of fact checking, Rolling Stone has retracted its story on the UVA rape case.
At the risk of stating the obvious, buying breast milk online is a bad idea.
In other creepy dairy news, Blue Bell may taste " just like the good old days," but the old fashioned ice-cream brand has been linked to three deaths in Kansas, and has been pulled from shelves.
A statue of Snowden has been covertly and illegally erected in a war memorial in Brooklyn.
An Italian neurosurgeon plans to successfully execute a human head transplant in the next two years, and already has a volunteer.
Happy birthday, Merle Haggard! He turns 78 today.
Thanks to Carl Petersen for the links!
V.24 No.6 | 2/5/2015
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V.20 No.24 | 6/16/2011
The Daily Word with Womb Transplants, Trader Joe’s Fights, Anthony Weiner Dolls
By Adam Fox [ Tue Jun 14 2011 10:20 AM ]
The world’s very first womb transplant is set for next year in Sweden.
Big Brother has been watching Hong Kong cars and trucks.
A fight breaks out between two women over a Trader Joe’s frozen pad thai dinner.
Instant karma? A man dies while in the act of raping a Texas woman.
This teacher was caught sexting her special education student.
A fire that forced the closure of Carlsbad Caverns National Park has burned more than 14,000 acres.
The Wallow Arizona wildfire is now officially the state’s largest ever.
The Boston Bruins defeat the Vancouver Canucks 5-2 in the Stanley Cup Finals, forcing a deciding Game 7.
Now you can own your very own Anthony Weiner doll, nude or clothed.
Macy’s screws up, places newspaper ad congratulating Miami on their Finals win that didn’t actually happen.
The cremated remains of someone’s grandmother is donated to Goodwill.
Apple co-founder Steve Jobs to appear in a biographical comic book.
V.20 No.19 |
The Daily Word: Sexting A Tween, Glitterbombs, The Cosby Sweater Project
By Tom Nayder [ Wed May 18 2011 8:42 AM ]
Meet new Al Qaeda leader: Saif Al Adel.
Local 11-year-old is sexted by her teacher.
85-year-old Jerry Lewis is retiring from the MDA telethon.
Watch Newt Gingrich get glitterbombed.
Gary Johnson is endorsed by pothead extraordinaire Willie Nelson.
RIP Baseball superstar Harmon Killebrew.
This is without a doubt the most important link you'll see all day. Someone is documenting episode by episode the best sweaters from The Cosby Show.
Cruise ship mutiny quashed with free booze.
What kind of Facebook poster are you?
Remember when Shaq Fu was the future of sports?
Watermelons are exploding in China.
The Daily Word: Melatonin-Laced Brownies, No Heaven For You, Oprah's Final Guests
By Tom Nayder [ Mon May 16 2011 8:42 AM ]
U.S. Army Corps of Engineers opened the of floodgates on the Morganza Spillway, forcing almost 4,000 people to evacuate.
Man stabbed after parking space argument.
The abandoned Anasazi Building is getting some security upgrades.
Denver school district bans breast cancer awareness bracelet.
Roswell teen arrested and charged with posting a nude photo of his girlfriend on Facebook after she refused sex.
The most powerful atomic clock EVER!
Steven Hawking: There is no heaven.
Scientists discover an obesity master switch.
Netflix announces deal with Miramax to bring hundreds of films to it's popular streaming service.
Meet Albuquerque's Red Light Camera Queen.
NBC renews Celebrity Apprentice.
Chuck E. Cheese is sued for promoting gambling in kids.
Oprah reveals her final guest list.
Are Lazy Cakes the next Four Loco?
V.20 No.1 | ?
The Daily Word 1.4.11: Louisiana birds die, superhero battles car thief, Tijuana beheading
By Adam Fox [ Tue Jan 4 2011 9:56 AM ]
Not to be outdone, Louisiana joins Arkansas in its own creepy end of the world bird kill-off with 500 birds of its own.
President Obama is losing a ton of weight. Obviously some sort of Communist plot.
... And just like the raging Socialist that he is, Obama plans to sign a food safety bill calling for greater government regulation in light of all the egg and produce recalls.
The California Supreme Court ruled in favor of arresting police searching cell phones without a warrant.
Greece plans to build a border wall to keep out illegal immigrants.
Forget the cheap vanilla and prescription drugs; a severed head is hung from a bridge in Tijuana.
Quarterback Brett Favre finds himself in yet another sexting scandal with two massage therapists.
Real-life Seattle superhero Phoenix Jones scares of a would-be car thief.
A “panda cow” was born in Colorado.
A ten-year-old Canadian girl discoveres a supernova, becoming the youngest ever to do so.
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