V.25 No.28 | 07/14/2016
Hark! A Shark!
Saturday, Jul 23: Shark Discovery Day
By Renée Chavez [ Fri Jul 22 2016 10:00 AM ]
Learn about sharks' amazing adaptations, keen senses, important roles in ocean ecosystems and meet the resident sharks.
V.25 No.2 | 01/14/2016
Sleeping with the Fishes
Friday, Jan 15: Aquarium Overnight: Snooze with Sea Turtles
By Cerridwen Stucky [ Fri Jan 15 2016 1:30 PM ]
Explore the aquarium at night and learn about ocean animals and their nighttime behavior. Visit the touchpool, play a game, get crafty and more.
V.24 No.44 | 10/29/2015
Trick or Trout
Saturday, Oct 31: Underwater Pumpkin Carving
By Maggie Grimason [ Thu Oct 29 2015 8:00 PM ]
Watch divers in the Shark Tank carve pumpkins.
V.24 No.37 | 09/10/2015
Snore with the Fishes
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Sep 16 2015 3:00 PM ]
Pack your pajamas and pillow for the ultimate sleepover. Explore the Aquarium at night and learn about ocean animals and their nighttime behavior.
V.21 No.11 | 3/15/2012
The Daily Word in reindeer run over, village bans death and thieves steal Tide
By Adam Fox [ Tue Mar 13 2012 10:42 AM ]
Obama effigy burnings take over the streets of Afghanistan to protest the death of 16 civilians.
There will be no Christmas this year after thousands of reindeer are killed by Swedish high-speed train.
In no surprise at all, half of GOP voters in Alabama and Mississippi still believe President Obama is Muslim. One in four think his parents’ interracial marriage should have been illegal.
One in five people drop Facebook friends over political posts.
A study finds that red meat is responsible for one in ten early deaths.
That’s troubling news for the Italian village of Falciano del Massico that banned its residents from dying.
Like a scene from Jaws, a shark feeding frenzy closes an Australia beach.
Former VP Dick Cheney feels Canada is too dangerous for a visit.
Thieves are stealing Tide detergent to take it advantage of its oddly lucrative black market.
Meanwhile, toilet paper supplies are running dangerously low in Trenton, N.J.
Anthony Bourdain gets Marilyn Hagerty a table at posh restaurant Le Bernardin after her hilarious Olive Garden review goes viral.
Your favorite celebrities— cholafied.
There’s something strangely comforting about the chromatic arrangement of books.
V.20 No.31 | 8/4/2011
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #212: Shark Spit
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Sat Aug 6 2011 6:03 AM ]
There is a vicious shark flopping around in my sister's room. I stand on a chair and watch it. It squirms to the bed and chews on the pillow. Later, I retrieve the pillow, but it is completely soaked with shark spit.
V.20 No.7 |
The Daily Word 2.19.11: Bingaman's seat; demise of Dewey decimal; fink on Berlusconi
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Feb 19 2011 10:29 AM ]
Senator Jeff Bingaman announced his retirement. It's going to be like amphetamine musical chairs when he vacates his seat.
House republicans pass bill to implement enormous spending cuts. Hey Boehner, read my lips: "VETO."
Forest Service is afraid people will fall into holes in the Sandia mountains.
The dumbing down continues. Victim: The Dewey Decimal System.
Protesters are being killed, arrested and intimidated in Lybia, Iran, Yemen. NY Times Blog.
Speaking of intimidation, this Senate bill would make the publishing of classified information a felony.
By the way: despite popular opinion, Wikileaks has revealed a ton of important information that the hoi polloi didn't know before.
Breaking news regarding sharks.
Wild mug shot of suspected catalytic converter criminal.
Turn back the hands of time with Matt Groening's Father's 1969 short film "Basic Brown, Basic Blue."
Today is Cracker Jack Day. On this day in 1912, the first prize was placed in a box of Cracker Jack.
V.20 No.6 |
The Daily Word 2.12.11: Worse than yogurt; sheep are smarter than you think; inject the venom
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Feb 12 2011 5:11 PM ]
Those in power across the middle east continue to try and buy their citizens off
Bath Salts mimic the effects of cocaine and LSD. Really?
Speaking of wild drugs, who hasn't wanted to try snake venom?
After the venom, why not finally do this?
Cool slide show on mass movement of rural male Chinese to cities. Anyone who can give me a synonym for rural that starts w/ an M gets a kudo.
Fake Rahm Emanuel is even better than fake Andy Rooney on Twitter. If you start a week ago the feed reads kind of like Into The Wild w/ interns and baked beans.
Sunflower Market founder Michael Gilliland busted on suspicion of soliciting a minor for prostitution. Jeez.
Illinois ponzi scheme.
NY Post probably had the best cover depicting Mubarek resignation.
Sheep are smarter than.... smarter than you thought, anyway.
On this day in 1950, Einstein warned against the hydrogen bomb.
V.19 No.48 |
The Daily Word 12.02.10: The exclamation point edition!
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Dec 2 2010 10:23 AM ]
Lobo Lucy was groped, according to APD.
No condoms for APS students, say emotional parents.
New major at UNM.
Interpol issues an arrest warrant for Dick Cheney. Ex-VP will be charged in a Nigerian bribery case.
Holy matrimony! Same-sex couples can't divorce in Iowa.
Ant-covered Jesus smote.
Usher Molests Inanimate Objects: A Guide
Eminem hoards Grammy nods for his tired b.s.
300 sextillion real stars!
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