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The Daily Word in reindeer run over, village bans death and thieves steal Tide

Obama effigy burnings take over the streets of Afghanistan to protest the death of 16 civilians.

There will be no Christmas this year after thousands of reindeer are killed by Swedish high-speed train.

In no surprise at all, half of GOP voters in Alabama and Mississippi still believe President Obama is Muslim. One in four think his parents’ interracial marriage should have been illegal.

One in five people drop Facebook friends over political posts.

A study finds that red meat is responsible for one in ten early deaths.

That’s troubling news for the Italian village of Falciano del Massico that banned its residents from dying.

Like a scene from Jaws, a shark feeding frenzy closes an Australia beach.

Former VP Dick Cheney feels Canada is too dangerous for a visit.

Thieves are stealing Tide detergent to take it advantage of its oddly lucrative black market.

Meanwhile, toilet paper supplies are running dangerously low in Trenton, N.J.

Anthony Bourdain gets Marilyn Hagerty a table at posh restaurant Le Bernardin after her hilarious Olive Garden review goes viral.

Your favorite celebrities— cholafied.

There’s something strangely comforting about the chromatic arrangement of books.

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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #212: Shark Spit

There is a vicious shark flopping around in my sister's room. I stand on a chair and watch it. It squirms to the bed and chews on the pillow. Later, I retrieve the pillow, but it is completely soaked with shark spit.

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The Daily Word 2.19.11: Bingaman's seat; demise of Dewey decimal; fink on Berlusconi

Senator Jeff Bingaman announced his retirement. It's going to be like amphetamine musical chairs when he vacates his seat.

House republicans pass bill to implement enormous spending cuts. Hey Boehner, read my lips: "VETO."

Italian PM Berlusconi once tried to get Naomi Campbell's digits. He goes on trial for paying an underage prostitute on April sixth.

This woman is pissed at People of Walmart because her mom is one of the people of Walmart.

Forest Service is afraid people will fall into holes in the Sandia mountains.

The dumbing down continues. Victim: The Dewey Decimal System.

Protesters are being killed, arrested and intimidated in Lybia, Iran, Yemen. NY Times Blog.

Speaking of intimidation, this Senate bill would make the publishing of classified information a felony.

By the way: despite popular opinion, Wikileaks has revealed a ton of important information that the hoi polloi didn't know before.

Breaking news regarding sharks.

Wild mug shot of suspected catalytic converter criminal.

Turn back the hands of time with Matt Groening's Father's 1969 short film "Basic Brown, Basic Blue."

Darth Vader does Justin Bieber.

Today is Cracker Jack Day. On this day in 1912, the first prize was placed in a box of Cracker Jack.

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The Daily Word 2.12.11: Worse than yogurt; sheep are smarter than you think; inject the venom

Those in power across the middle east continue to try and buy their citizens off

Bath Salts mimic the effects of cocaine and LSD. Really?

Speaking of wild drugs, who hasn't wanted to try snake venom?

After the venom, why not finally do this?

Cool slide show on mass movement of rural male Chinese to cities. Anyone who can give me a synonym for rural that starts w/ an M gets a kudo.

Fake Rahm Emanuel is even better than fake Andy Rooney on Twitter. If you start a week ago the feed reads kind of like Into The Wild w/ interns and baked beans.

Sunflower Market founder Michael Gilliland busted on suspicion of soliciting a minor for prostitution. Jeez.

Illinois ponzi scheme.

NY Post probably had the best cover depicting Mubarek resignation.

Sheep are smarter than.... smarter than you thought, anyway.

"Flowers wilt. Chocolates melt. Roaches are forever."

On this day in 1950, Einstein warned against the hydrogen bomb.

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The Daily Word 12.02.10: The exclamation point edition!

Lobo Lucy was groped, according to APD.

No condoms for APS students, say emotional parents.

New major at UNM.

Interpol issues an arrest warrant for Dick Cheney. Ex-VP will be charged in a Nigerian bribery case.

Holy matrimony! Same-sex couples can't divorce in Iowa.

2018 World Cup heading to Mother Russia. U.S. loses 2022 to Qatar.

Shark attacks at Egyptian hotel. Sharktopus!

Sports training for babies. 400 babies!

Ant-covered Jesus smote.

Usher Molests Inanimate Objects: A Guide

Eminem hoards Grammy nods for his tired b.s.

300 sextillion real stars!

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    Ryan McGarvey4.18.2014