Burger King catches fire.
Kids are drinking the sizzurp in Albuquerque.
Four Amish kids killed in buggy crash.
Arrest made in road rage shooting.
'Two and a Half Men' halted after Charlie Sheen goes on rant.
Eagles are dying of starvation.
Glenn Beck apologizes for being an anti-semite douche.
Charlie Sheen denies being an anti-semite douche.
Wisconsin GOP wins round one.