Australopithecus deyiremeda is your newest evolutionary ancestor.
STDs are just another reason hookup apps are gross.
The proud name of FIFA is being “dragged through the mud”.
The Iranian Dept. of Love has a new dating website.
A new childrearing battle has arisen: Cat Dad vs. Tiger Mom.
“We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky.”
We’ll all die eventually but true extinction won’t happen for awhile.
LOL LOL LOL! Wedgie isn’t the only slang in the dictionary now.
Just another reason why dogs are the best.