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V.20 No.28 |

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The Daily Word with Migraines, Mullah Omar and Manatees

The Daily Word

Taliban leader Mullah Omar may be dead.

House Republicans pass a crazy Tea Party debt plan.

Albuquerque judge arrested and charged with rape.

Michelle Bachmann gives gets migraines.

Former Santa Fe county sheriff faces 250 counts of embezzlement.

Check out this fake Chinese Apple Store.

Leopard mauls 11 people in India.

Photos from a ghost town in Cyprus, untouched by humans for almost 40 years.

McDonald's will open a 10,000 square foot, double-decker restaurant in London, for the 2012 Summer Olympics.

Your crazy wife will love these crazy milk ads.

Game of Thrones adds two new cast members.

What was the coxoplectoptera?

75 ex-football players sue the NFL for concealing brain injury risks.

The Hubble Space Telescope discovers a new moon around Pluto.

The Tea Party vs. manatees.

South Park will continue for at least two more seasons.

Loch Ness-type cryptid sighted in Alaska.

Here's the new Spike Jonze directed Beastie Boys video!

Happy Birthday Dean Winters!!!

V.19 No.27 | 7/8/2010

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The Daily Word 7.22.10: Mel Gibson is an Innocent Victim and Yetis are Interdimensional Beings

The Daily Word

Not to be outdone, China has an oil spill.

Six are dead in a deadly bus smash.

They arrested the guy who threatened the "South Park" guys.

Perhaps Mel Gibson is an innocent victim of extortion.

Anyone care what's going on with Katie Couric? No?

A tax on gold transactions hitched a ride on the health care legislation.

The ultimate crime: pretending to be a bartender.

Lindsay Lohan's mom and sister visited her in jail yesterday. So, it was a pretty special day for her.

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.

Beckham and Tommy Nader love Legos.

Brangelina pwned a newspaper.

Is the yeti an interdimensional being? Well, at least look at the picture.

The Iglesias firing was inappropriate but not criminal.

The Albuquerque gay community is outraged by downtown violence.

I think DCF blogger Rudolfo Carrillo is on a spaceship or something.

It would be fun to have a dump-hole in the living room. I think, anyway.

Happy birthday, Rufus Wainright.

V.19 No.16 |

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The Daily Word 04.23.10: Sea Lion, South Park, Porn

The Daily Word

Remember how our economy tanked? Security and Exchange Commission employees were watching porn at work while it happened.

To save money, three Santa Fe schools will be closed.

Comedy Central censors part of "South Park" after creators are threatened by a radical Muslim group.

Will the Catholic Church now address superiors' crimes against women?

After the volcano ash brouhaha, should we dump planes for blimps?

Arizona's governor could sign what would be the nation's harshest immigration bill today.

Bombs kill dozens of civilians in Iraq.

First full face transplant.

Baby sea lion found on roof of four-story building.

This white supremacist was murdered.

It's Shirley Temple's birthday. Lollipops!