V.25 No.15 | 04/14/2016
The Daily Word in Big Macs, Animal Sex and Rappers in the White House
By Monica Schmitt [ Fri Apr 15 2016 3:25 PM ]
President Obama decides its time to sit down for a talk with America's truly important figures.
Turns out excessive fast food consumption is linked to infertility, especially in men. Sorry boys, but if you want to have kids, put down the whopper.
Apparently poodles are a real turn on for some people but don't have sex with your girlfriend's dog. Just don't.
If you see a guy dragging an ATM with a rental truck, know this: he stole both of those things. Only in Albuquerque, am I right?
She got knocked down but she got up again. Nothing, not even the Boston bombing, kept this persistent woman down.
Bacteria does serve a purpose- art supplies for the nerdy.
Stealthy snake pretends to be an eight-legged insect as a ploy to catch a bird. You just can't trust anyone these days.
V.23 No.27 | 7/3/2014
The Daily Word in name tags, necrophilia and North Korea.
By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jun 30 2014 11:25 AM ]
North Korea fired two missiles at Seth Rogan and James Franco.
Rest in peace, Bobby Womack.
They got Tyler’s name tag wrong at Taco John’s.
The Nanny from Hell is packing her bags.
Will you see a UFO tonight?
Congratulations on your latest statistical victory, New Mexico.
There’s a fire in the Jemez.
A woman claims she was blackmailed by an APD officer.
An Albuquerque woman called her boyfriend 77,000 times in one week?
Happy birthday, Terry Funk.
Susan Petersen, thank you for the links!
V.22 No.49 | 12/5/2013
The Daily Word in APD shootings, Krampus and the passing of an ugliest dog
By Carl Petersen [ Mon Dec 2 2013 10:29 AM ]
Actor Paul Walker died in a car crash.
A New York train derailment killed four.
A young man set himself on fire live on 4chan.
It’s beginning to feel a lot like Krampus.
Spiders are bringing sexy back.
Dad shares five years’ worth of sandwich bag art.
Rest in peace, ugliest dog of 2007.
Why are alien abductions so darn sexy?
Meet the 100mph bike.
There was another APD shooting yesterday.
Mayor Berry was sworn in for his second term.
Happy birthday Sarah Silverman.
V.22 No.33 | 8/15/2013
Fauna of Burque
A roundup of animals and insects in your new environs
By Carl Petersen
Publisher/editor Carl Petersen turned in an extemporaneous essay on antlions, black widows, New Mexico whiptail lizards and horny toads.
V.22 No.17 | 4/25/2013
Webgame Wednesday: Arachnophilia
By Devin D. O’Leary [ Wed Apr 24 2013 4:22 PM ]
Bugs are cool. If you agree (and you should), check out Arachnophilia. This spider-simulating game has you spinning webs in a tree in order to catch some tasty insects. You've got to eat bugs in order to keep your web fluid flowing. But watch out for the dangerous pests like bees and stage beetles, which can damage your web and even hurt you. Click on "facts" along the way to learn stuff about various insects. Entertaining and educational.
V.21 No.31 | 8/2/2012
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #260: Extracted molars and crab spiders.
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Tue Aug 7 2012 1:32 PM ]
I am sitting with friends at a table in a restaurant. Our waitress takes our order in a spiral notebook. She has long curly red hair. She drops a small bottle onto our table. It contains two extracted molars with spiraling roots and two live crab spiders.
V.20 No.23 |
The Daily Word 6.13.11: Shrek Dies; Bugs in Ice Cream, Spiders in Space; 2 Kinds of Lobo
By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Jun 13 2011 9:54 AM ]
Shrek the famous New Zealander Sheep dies.
Wallow Fire 10% contained this morning, but may still head further into New Mexico.
Lobos to play in ESPN classic, but you gotta wait until December.
Spiders in Space!!
Diabetic woman sues Dunkin Donuts over sugar in her coffee.
Awesome science gifts that are not just for nerds.
Bean Sprouts sproutin' E. coli.
People go crazy over Cicada
Please don't get your hand caught in the machine that destroys EVERYTHING.
Martinez says 'no' to Mexican Gray Wolf efforts in New Mexico and Arizona.
The Oatmeal: Ten Words you need to stop misspelling.
NSA releases 50,000 pages of juicy secrets.
V.20 No.7 |
The Daily Word 02.23.11: The Amazonian Guard, Hipster Princesses, The Honey Badger Takes What It Wants
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Feb 23 2011 9:47 AM ]
State Rep. James Smith wants to repeal the medical marijuana program.
Judge upholds health-care reform law.
Republican governors may be busy trying to crush unions, but no too busy to be pranked.
Researches link cellphone use to changes in brain activity.
Rahm Emanuel will be Chicago's next foul-mouthed mayor.
Comedian Rush Limbaugh calls Michelle Obama fat.
Determined researcher discovers large order of fries doesn't have many more than the medium size.
R.I.P. comic book writer Dwayne McDuffie.
Banksy won't be at the Oscars this weekend.
US troops in Afghanistan finally get their shitty Pizza Hut pizza back.
I was into the Hipster Disney Princesses before they were cool.
Scuba inventor dead at the age of 93.
Netflix signs a deal with CBS to stream shows like Star Trek and The Twilight Zone.
After initially condemning Kinect hackers, Microsoft announces a official SDK for the device.
Explore the secrets of spider anatomy.
I miss the 80s: here's list of rated R movies that got cartoon spin-offs.
Chinese gamer dies after three-day bender.
V.19 No.38 | 9/23/2010
The Daily Word: The Dark Witch, Lohan’s drug test FAIL, APS on condoms
By Nick Brown [ Mon Sep 20 2010 10:43 AM ]
She got some advice from the Dark Witch.
Colin Powell thinks Obama should focus more on unemployment.
Lindsay Lohan tweeted about failing her latest drug test.
A missing cult once was lost but now is found.
The Gulf Oil Spill is officially, permanently plugged.
Spawn of the Super Salmon.
Hurricane Igor is very large.
Once knighted, fantasy writer Terry Pratchett forged a sword out of meteorites.
Have you tried a moral search engine? Me neither.
Yesterday was Talk Like a Pirate Day. What a day to miss church.
APS reveals its confused policy on condoms.
There was a stabbing on the Westside.
The world’s biggest and strongest spiderweb was discovered in Madagascar.
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