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V.24 No.39 | 9/24/2015


The Daily Word in bae of pigs, Sumo wrestlers, a family road trip and the Emmys

By Taylor Grabowsky [ Mon Sep 21 2015 1:13 PM ]
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Prime Minister David Cameron allegedly porked a dead pig.

Craigslist ad leads to theft and crashing into a house.

Are we there yet? Family takes six-month road trip to see Pope Francis in Philadelphia.

Elvis has left the building with $400 in cash.

Missed the Emmys last night? We've got you covered with the 15 best moments of the 2015 Emmys.

100 years ago, Stonehenge was bought at an auction for a really good price.

This ten-year-old stand-up comedian is funnier than you'll ever be.

Senior year: 86-year-old woman has been going to college for 36 years.

Sumo wrestlers involved in crying baby contest. It's as weird as you think.

V.21 No.27 | 7/5/2012


The Daily Word in unemployment rate, electronic cigarettes, Spanish winos

By Sam Adams [ Fri Jul 6 2012 10:06 AM ]
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Job growth remains stunted.

Albuquerque native Jarrin Solomon will run for Trinidad and Tobago in the Olympics.

Bosque fire reportedly started by an electronic cigarette dropped by a Corrales Youth Conservation Corps member who was in the Bosque looking for ... fires.

Woman killed by hit-and-run at San Mateo and Lomas is the fifth pedestrian killed by traffic in the last week.

David Axelrod likens Mitt Romney to Dick Nixon.

Someone in Florida had the bright idea of making a video about ass shakin’ starring a six-year-old.

Colmbian drug dealer named Fry-Up arrested at his $1.4 million wedding.

If you think Mardi Gras is insane, check out these pictures of raging winos at the San Fermin fest in Pamplona.

Former Raiders defensive end charged with four counts of first-degree murder.

Naked Arizona man who stole a car and created a pile-up was on PCP.

Stonehenge is getting a £27 million makeover.

V.20 No.48 | 12/1/2011


The Daily Word in poo tattoo, suspension for Suh, Germany inseminating you

By Adam Fox [ Tue Nov 29 2011 10:50 AM ]
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Norwegian mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik gets no jail time after being declared insane.

Researchers find two pits next to Stonehenge that may have been used in ancient ceremonies.

The NFL suspends DT Ndamukong Suh for two games without pay after stomping a player’s arm.

First Yellow No. 5 waged war against your sperm count, now laptop wi-fi?

Get revenge on your unfaithful partner by tattooing a steaming pile of poo on their back.

Restaurants will now be able to certify the seafood you’re eating using DNA technology.

There could be a 7 percent internet sales tax for New Mexicans on purchases made online.

The German Family Minister wants to improve the country’s birthrate by offering artificial insemination to childless couples.

If you accidentally donate your entire life’s savings to Goodwill, at least you have good karma coming.

Researchers in the Netherlands are studying why going somewhere feels longer than coming back.

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