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V.25 No.32 | 08/11/2016
Ain't nobody in trouble don't deserve trouble.


BCSO Conducting DWI Checkpoints and Saturation Patrols Today, Aug 12th Thru Saturday, August 13th

Construction-Related Lane Closures Around the Big I Aug. 12th to Aug. 15th

By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Aug 12 2016 2:53 PM ]

The Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office will be be conducting saturation patrols this weekend, looking for people driving under the influence and driving aggressively. Checkpoints will be set up in the North Valley to further check driver's insurance compliance, seatbelt compliance as well as child safety restraints in vehicles.

These checkpoints and saturation patrols are in effect thru Saturday Aug. 13th.

Let us all take some responsibility for bringing down our state's drunk driving numbers. This can be accomplished with greater public awareness, in conjunction with more effective enforcement by local law organizations. Fundamentally, drivers can avoid trouble by designating a driver, driving respectfully, buckling your seat belts and knowing when to find alternate carriage home from any party or show if you've tied one on.

There are also some concomitant construction projects affecting the Big I area from Aug, 12 thru Aug. 15th. As Follows:

I-25 Southbound bridge over Menaul will have right lane closures.

I-40 Eastbound over University Blvd (east of the Big I) will have various lanes closed.

If you are heading north on I-25 to eastbound I-40: left lane will be closed during this time.

If in doubt as to your ability to drive, CALL A TAXI.

Yellow Cab: 505-247-8888

Checker Cab: 505-243-7777

Safe Ride ABQ: 505-203-5386

Green Cab: 505-235-5140

ABQ Cab: 505-883-4888

UBER? use your app.

Tavern Taxi only functions on certain major drunkening
holidays but still keep them in mind. They're a community service.

V.24 No.41 | 10/08/2015


The Daily Word in Playboy's never-nude future, Gloria Steinam's new gig and Kmart tapes

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Oct 13 2015 9:04 AM ]
The Daily Word

An Albuquerque cop hit a fleeing suspect with his personal vehicle.

Local bar Sneakerz is closed for the time being.

Local police neglected to locate a .45 in a man's waistband before booking him into MDC.

Playboy will no longer have nude pictures, just near-nude pictures. And articles.

British authorities will no longer have guards posted 24/7 at the Ecuadorian embassy where Julian Assange is still holed up.

This collection of '80s/'90s Kmart in-store music is worth a listen. Really.

New pictures of Iggy Pop before The Stooges.

California has stringent new rules limiting the use of antibiotics on livestock.

81 year old Gloria Steinam is now a Vice correspondent.

V.21 No.39 |


The Daily Word in Insane Clown Posse, Iggy and The Stooges, The Thing With Two Heads, and The Army.

Why Tylenol bottles are so hard to open

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Sep 29 2012 9:41 AM ]
The Daily Word

Someone is passing counterfeit hundies in Deming.

Gary Johnson continues to fight for inclusion in the presidential debates.

The Vatican calls the recently discovered Jesus-wife papyrus a fake.

Sam the Record Man died last week.

Baltimore's answer to Punxsutawney Phil.

Thirty years ago the first Compact Discs were released.

Klingon Style.

"They didn't have volunteers stepping up and saying yeah, I'll breathe zinc cadmium sulfide with radioactive particles."

The latest on Insane Clown Posse's suit against the FBI.

Long Island will soon be home to the world's largest Ferris Wheel. Look at this old Turkish "Ferris Wheel."

Iggy and The Stooges have an amusing, but not obnoxious, concert rider.

Of course conjoined twins can drive. Two-headed people have been driving since the seventies.

This man may have killed his girlfriend because she woke him up in the middle of the night.

Most awesome movie death-scene in the entire history of cinema.

When Romney loses, it's going to be this guy's fault.

Tommy Tucker the squirrel.

It's the thirtieth anniversary of the Tylenol murders.

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