V.24 No.27 | 07/02/2015
The Daily Word in a Calgary lawn chair balloon flight, a raid on Subway-Jared's house and setting your wifi on "pregnant"
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jul 7 2015 1:52 PM ]
Last night's storm set records for the Albuquerque area.
A man flew over Calgary sitting in a 20.00 lawn chair attached to helium-filled party balloons.
A Chinese company has added a "pregnancy" setting to its latest router.
Harry Shearer is not leaving The Simpsons after all!
V.24 No.12 | 3/19/2015
The Daily Word in narcolepsy, nausea, isolation and hallucinations
By Constance Moss & Carl Petersen [ Mon Mar 16 2015 2:17 PM ]
A man was rolling a joint on the NYC Subway when he fell asleep.
A barfing bride strives to overcome her vomiting phobia before the day of her nauseating nuptials.
The average American wedding now costs $31,000.
Eccentric millionaire Robert Durst accidentally confessed to three murders.
Isolation and loneliness can have serious effects on your noodle.
Ron Jeremy turns 62 today! Here he is paying homage to Miley Cyrus.
V.23 No.30 |
The Daily Word in bomb threats, no more square hamburgers in Russia and Presidential pants
By geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jul 29 2014 1:10 PM ]
The man who was subjected to an extensive and illegal cavity search courtesy of the Hidalgo County Sheriff's department details his story in a new interview.
Someone threatened to blow up the capital building in Santa Fe.
Dead Jackass star Ryan Dunn's photo wasn't supposed to be used in this story.
Behold the motorized sneaker/rocket roller skate thingees.
V.22 No.29 |
The Daily Word in nuclear secrets, Subway's dick bread and nightmare visions of Miley Cyrus
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Jul 24 2013 10:09 AM ]
A Los Alamos vault that nobody "knew about" (but lots of people knew about) has been opened.
A private audit of New Mexico's mental health providers is apparently quite critical. So nobody's allowed to look at it.
Based on this report that nobody's allowed to look at, the State is cutting back on funding for behavioral health services. Got a problem with that? Go to this meeting and do something about it.
A Subway employee learned a valuable lesson: don't put your dong on sandwich bread, take a picture of it and then post it on Instagram for the world to see.
Everyone else also learned a valuable lesson: don't eat at the Subway at 5350 Tuttle Crossing in Columbus Ohio.
Florida's fountain of youth: on the one hand, it just might work. On the other, it's radioactive.
And the best way to enjoy Miley Cyrus's music is, well, without the music.
V.22 No.17 |
The Daily Word in Bangladeshi protests, a Ferrari-driving Indian kid and a happy bearded lady
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 30 2013 8:33 AM ]
The Albuquerque church stabber believed he was fighting a masonic conspiracy.
I was rooting for Patricia Michaels of Taos Puebleo.
The Rio Arriba County Sheriff is being investigated by the FBI.
It was his ninth birthday, and he's cautious... so we let him drive the Ferrari.
Watch Keith Richards clobber a guy with his guitar.
Other Euro-zone countries may seize savings from the wealthy.
Protesters in Bangladesh calling for death penalty for the owner of the building that collapsed April 24th.
Neat pictures of the new Manhattan subway under construction.
Yesterday was the anniversary of Albert Hoffman's death. You must see this psychedelic kitty GIF.
V.22 No.10 | 3/7/2013
The Daily Word in The Harlem Shake, The Lobos and the chicken church.
By B.L. Brennan [ Mon Mar 4 2013 10:43 AM ]
Elections in Kenya have already left 15 people dead.
The names of the Angel Fire plane crash victims have been released.
Evidence that it is time to stop making Harlem Shake videos.
An Albuquerque Subway was hit with a red sticker after a routine inspection.
Police are searching the driver in a hit-and-run that resulted in the death of expectant parents and their baby.
The house where a man was swallowed by a sinkhole is being demolished.
V.21 No.37 | 9/13/2012
The Daily Word in Bill Clinton, Genesis and Zozobra
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Sep 6 2012 10:06 AM ]
I-25 / Paseo overhaul will be on the ballot in November.
Are you going to Zozobra tonight?
Doug Vaughan sentenced to 12 years for Ponzi scheme.
UNM considers making Lobo Village booze-free.
Ex-President Clinton at the DNC, a recap.
Wheelchair rugby players are rock stars.
Does email cause stress?
Freddie Mercury’s private cultural identity.
Prog awards honor Genesis.
Hungarian artist makes a subway stop magical.
Voyager’s getting close to the edge of the solar system.
NASA’s Sunita Williams fixes the International Space Station with a toothbrush.
Jennifer Aniston’s going to be in a movie shooting in New Mexico soon.
V.20 No.52 |
The Daily Word in New Years resolutions
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Dec 31 2011 7:16 PM ]
11 things to expect in the future.
Turns out God is a woman and she just stabbed her son with a screwdriver.
Americans are getting poorer, unless you're a congressman in which case you're probably a MILLIONAIRE.
I hope there's a giant at my funeral.
Photo gallery of deserted London Christmas morning.
I love the sea dwelling cone snail, their venom can get you high and they eat things alive with utmost decorum.
Whale sperm is not the reason the world's oceans are salty.
German insurance firm rewards top employees — with an orgy.
The Sacramento Bee has an "Crime Q&A" section on their website.
Five reasons not to leave the house on new years eve.
V.19 No.50 | 12/16/2010
The Daily Word 12.13.10: the Metrodome collapses, the Holy Thorn Tree is cut down and Mona Lisa has little numbers in her eyes.
By Nick Brown [ Mon Dec 13 2010 10:07 AM ]
Vandals cut down England’s 2,000-year-old Glastonbury Holy Thorn Tree.
Watch the Metrodome collapse.
Al Queda claims responsibility for Saturday’s Stockholm attacks.
The Mona Lisa has tiny numbers and letters in her eyes.
Iranian courts sentence a man to be blinded with acid. Ooo, heaven is a place on earth.
Ron Paul may run for president again.
How to take part in a massive web attack.
Wikileaks documents indicate Texas-based DynCorp provided young boys as sex slaves in Afghanistan.
Meet the Paranoid Parrot.
The Louisiana Swamp Monster photo looks like a stupid cartoon.
The Subway at 98th and Central was robbed and two people were shot.
APD has identified one of the women in the mysterious photographs as Christina Leyba.
Happy birthday, Steve Buscemi.
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