The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.
The Heavy Meddler
Top 10 People I'm Not Friends With
You Know Who You Are
10. People who talk to me in the elevator
9. People who tape political bumper stickers inside their car windows
8. People with nice hair
7. People who use the word "colleagues"
5. People who buy lottery tickets
4. Drunk people / sober people
3. Bluetooth earpiece people
2. People who wear football jerseys on Sundays
1. People who back into parking spaces
News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!
We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.
I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!
I think these pigeons are fucking with me.
I Can't Put Into Words How Much Last Night Sucked!
All my chips were crushed.