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Bad News: Today Really Sucks!

NO, NO, NO! This CANNOT be happening!
NO, NO, NO! This CANNOT be happening!

The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

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Top 10 People I'm Not Friends With

You Know Who You Are

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10. People who talk to me in the elevator
9. People who tape political bumper stickers inside their car windows
8. People with nice hair
7. People who use the word "colleagues"
6. Couponers
5. People who buy lottery tickets
4. Drunk people / sober people
3. Bluetooth earpiece people
2. People who wear football jerseys on Sundays
1. People who back into parking spaces

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Today Really Sucked!

All my hopes, down the drain.
All my hopes, down the drain.

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

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Another Sucky Morning!

Six months of work, down the drain.
Six months of work, down the drain.

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

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What A Sucky Way To Start The New Year!

Time to cancel the cable.
Time to cancel the cable.

We now get the Oprah Channel.

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News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

How low class.
How low class.

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

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Today Really Sucks!

I guess I'll be holding it this week.
I guess I'll be holding it this week.

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

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Christmas Sucked At My House!

I should just move.
I should just move.

The garbage was full.

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My Trip To The Grocery Store Really Sucked!

Thank God we were wearing different colored hats.
Thank God we were wearing different colored hats.

We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.

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I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!

Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!
Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.

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This Morning Sucked Hard!

COME ON!!!!
COME ON!!!!

There was snow on my car.

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IT'S OFFICIAL: Thursday is going to suck!

I now have NOTHING to be thankful for.
I now have NOTHING to be thankful for.

7-11 is going to be closed.

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Lunch Today Sucked!

Look at my fat shadow. How am I supposed to get tacos now?
Look at my fat shadow. How am I supposed to get tacos now?

This jackass parked too close.

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Today Could Not Suck Any Harder

Why God, why?
Why God, why?

The cleaning lady didn't put a bag in my garbage can.

Today's Events

Read to the Dogs at South Valley Public Library

Children can practice their reading in a relaxed atmosphere with a registered therapy dog.

Wine Tasting: Offbeat & Interesting Wines at Slate Street Café

Women in Cultural Context at Tansey Contemporary

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