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V.20 No.7 |
NO, NO, NO! This CANNOT be happening!
NO, NO, NO! This CANNOT be happening!

lame

Bad News: Today Really Sucks!

The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

V.20 No.6 |
spoiler alert!
spoiler alert!

top 10

Top 10 People I'm Not Friends With

You Know Who You Are

10. People who talk to me in the elevator
9. People who tape political bumper stickers inside their car windows
8. People with nice hair
7. People who use the word "colleagues"
6. Couponers
5. People who buy lottery tickets
4. Drunk people / sober people
3. Bluetooth earpiece people
2. People who wear football jerseys on Sundays
1. People who back into parking spaces

V.20 No.5 |
All my hopes, down the drain.
All my hopes, down the drain.

lame

Today Really Sucked!

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

V.19 No.52 |
Six months of work, down the drain.
Six months of work, down the drain.

lame

Another Sucky Morning!

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

How low class.
How low class.

lame

News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

V.19 No.51 |
I guess I'll be holding it this week.
I guess I'll be holding it this week.

lame

Today Really Sucks!

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

Thank God we were wearing different colored hats.
Thank God we were wearing different colored hats.

lame

My Trip To The Grocery Store Really Sucked!

We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.

V.19 No.50 |
Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!
Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!

lame

I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.

V.19 No.49 |
No nachos for you, chubbsy-wubbzy!
No nachos for you, chubbsy-wubbzy!

lame

I Can't Put Into Words How Much Last Night Sucked!

All my chips were crushed.

V.19 No.46 |
I now have NOTHING to be thankful for.
I now have NOTHING to be thankful for.

lame

IT'S OFFICIAL: Thursday is going to suck!

7-11 is going to be closed.

Look at my fat shadow. How am I supposed to get tacos now?
Look at my fat shadow. How am I supposed to get tacos now?

lame

Lunch Today Sucked!

This jackass parked too close.

V.19 No.45 |
Why God, why?
Why God, why?

lame

Today Could Not Suck Any Harder

The cleaning lady didn't put a bag in my garbage can.


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The Good Shepherd (2006) at KiMo Theatre

Film stars Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie and Robert De Niro. Part of the De Niro Done Right film series.

Thanksgiving Eve Party with Rod Owens at Dirty Bourbon

Ancient Healing for Modern Life: Mogadao Qigong at Maple Street Dance Space

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