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V.24 No.35 | 8/27/2015
The Heavy Meddler

The Heavy Meddler

This week, the Meddler covers Summer BBQs and why Albuquerque doesn’t suck.
V.20 No.7 |
NO, NO, NO! This CANNOT be happening!


Bad News: Today Really Sucks!

The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

V.20 No.6 |
spoiler alert!

top 10

Top 10 People I'm Not Friends With

You Know Who You Are

10. People who talk to me in the elevator
9. People who tape political bumper stickers inside their car windows
8. People with nice hair
7. People who use the word "colleagues"
6. Couponers
5. People who buy lottery tickets
4. Drunk people / sober people
3. Bluetooth earpiece people
2. People who wear football jerseys on Sundays
1. People who back into parking spaces

V.20 No.5 |
All my hopes, down the drain.


Today Really Sucked!

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

V.19 No.52 |
Six months of work, down the drain.


Another Sucky Morning!

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

How low class.


News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

V.19 No.51 |
I guess I'll be holding it this week.


Today Really Sucks!

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

V.19 No.50 |
Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!


I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.



This Morning Sucked Hard!

There was snow on my car.

V.19 No.46 |
I now have NOTHING to be thankful for.


IT'S OFFICIAL: Thursday is going to suck!

7-11 is going to be closed.

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