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V.24 No.35 | 8/27/2015
The Heavy Meddler

The Heavy Meddler

This week, the Meddler covers Summer BBQs and why Albuquerque doesn’t suck.
V.20 No.7 |

lame

Bad News: Today Really Sucks!

The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

V.20 No.6 |

top 10

Top 10 People I'm Not Friends With

You Know Who You Are

10. People who talk to me in the elevator
9. People who tape political bumper stickers inside their car windows
8. People with nice hair
7. People who use the word "colleagues"
6. Couponers
5. People who buy lottery tickets
4. Drunk people / sober people
3. Bluetooth earpiece people
2. People who wear football jerseys on Sundays
1. People who back into parking spaces

V.20 No.5 |

lame

Today Really Sucked!

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

V.19 No.52 |

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Another Sucky Morning!

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

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News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

V.19 No.51 |

lame

Today Really Sucks!

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

V.19 No.50 |

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I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.

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This Morning Sucked Hard!

There was snow on my car.

V.19 No.46 |

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IT'S OFFICIAL: Thursday is going to suck!

7-11 is going to be closed.

Today's Events

Our Glass Figures at Cell Theatre

Katie Farmin, Jasmine Bernard, Haley Henson, Liviana Rodriguez, Juliana Myers, Somah Haaland, Rhiannon Frazier, Eboni Thompson
Kim Carlozzi

Performance of a study on gender, sexuality, intersectionality, oppression and empowerment, the political as personal and the personal as political.

Shit Happens Inc. • hard rock• CrunchBuries • Paul's Alibi • Stem Ivory at Burts Tiki Lounge

Coffee Tasting 101 at Red Rock Roasters

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