The fine proprietors over at Self Serve Sexuality Resource Center have put together a handy Valentine’s Day Guide, pointing out all the sexy alternative events happening on and around the upcoming holiday. There’s Bookworks’ Anti-Valentine’s Day Contest, “adults only” zoo tours, a local love bazaar and—of course—the Sixth Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase. Check it out and maybe find something naughty for you and your partner(s?) to do this holiday—other than two-for-one pasta at Olive Garden.