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V.21 No.43 | 10/25/2012

news

The Daily Word in James Blunt, Billy Idol and the Daily Planet.

The Daily Word

Watch last night’s presidential debate sober.

James Blunt is quitting music!

Clark Kent is quitting the Daily Planet!

There was a giant rectangular UFO in Texas.

Billy Idol is playing a birthday party.

New York’s highest court declares that lap dances are not art.

The Manson Family may be linked to 12 additional unsolved homicides.

A woman breastfeeds her dog.

Here’s a brain-like scalp.

A meteorite hit a house. Perhaps it can become a meteorite doorstop.

Florida cops shot a naked lady.

A Hawaiian Punch spill.

Enjoy these old-timey photo manipulations.

The sad little dotted zebra has no herd.

Pretending to love cats on the internet.

Billy Graham left some final advice about voting.

A woman was raised by monkeys then sold into prostitution.

Donna the Deer Lady.

Ralph Davis has been found.

UNM researchers have help for your burned tongue.

Happy birthday Weird Al Yankovic.

Thanks for the many assists from Constance Moss, E.J. Maliskas, Tom Nayder and Robert Masterson.

V.21 No.42 |

news

The Daily Word in nearby planets, your sucky job and the Bruce endorsement

The Daily Word

Bruce Springsteen endorses Obama.

Ex-senator George McGovern is "no longer responsive."

Newsweek to end print edition by 2013.

Who is the biggest asshole on the internet?

2C-I (pronounced "2-C-eye") is the new synthetic drug all the cool kids are talking about

Twitter officially censors an account for the first time. It's cool because it was an account for a neo-Nazi group, right?

Does your job make the world a worse place?

Nearby Earth-sized planet discovered.

Judge rules DC Comics will retain the rights to Superman.

Sound like a tough guy by incorporating more prison slang into your vocabulary.

Replace your fancy cutlery with these stone age tools.

Giant Panda, it's finger-ling-linging good!

Stephen Colbert's "Alpha Dog of the Week" is my favorite kind of hypocrite.

Orlando couple in trouble for letting their freak-flag fly on the a restaurant patio.

Happy Birthday Pam Dawber!!!

V.20 No.17 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 5.1.11: Bin Laden is dead, again!; Dust Bowl; Facebook censorship; Chinese try to ban smoking, again

The Daily Word

Osama bin Laden: He couldn't be killed by bunker busters(warning: propoganda footage,) he survived dialysis, but the West's boogeyman appears to have been killed outside his mansion near Islamabad? Watch President Obama's statement anywhere.

Royal Wedding-related Facebook censorship?

Documentary about the Screen Gems Logo, The S From Hell.

Vin Diesel instructional break dancing video.

Great old documentary about the Dust Bowl with oral histories recorded in 1960.

Hey John Bear, Oklahoma is now drier than it was during the Dust Bowl.

Scroll down after clicking this link to read about the other controversial shit the Superman character has pulled in his comic books.

"Someone will be crowned the Milwaukee Air-Sex Champion."

Obama actually displayed a sense of humor at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 'Course he has the best writers....

"Mr. Universe" incident.

There is NO WAY Chinese are going to stop smoking like diesels in public or anywhere else.

It was Willie Nelson's 78th Birthday yesterday. Ain't it Funny How Time Slips Away (who's the guy in the Nudie suit?)

news

The Daily Word 4.29.11

Morocco cafe bomb, dolphin podcast, Superman's citizenship

The Daily Word

Terrorist attack shreds a Morrocan cafe.

Meteorologists showed live footage of tornadoes approaching.

New regulations aimed at food marketing to help reign in childhood obesity.

Superman threatens to renounce US citizenship.

Del Norte high school football coach popped for second DWI.

Nearly half a million dollars misused around an NHCC fresco causes scandal.

Hilarious minor differences illuminated by The Oatmeal.

Some researchers say dolphins are too smart for captivity.

Kia Motors recalls cars whose gas tanks fall off.

Malfunction delays space shuttle launch.

National Institutes of Health get favorable ruling on stem cell research.

V.20 No.5 |

news

The Daily Word 02.09.11: Beer Marshmallows, Plastic Rice, Chicken Wyngz

The Daily Word

The House fails to extend the Patriot Act.

President Obama is having lunch with the GOP leadership today.

China is making fake rice from plastic and selling it as real rice.

Governor Martinez is blaming NM Gas for the gas shortage.

School bus accident in Mississippi leaves 3 dead, and 60 injured.

Sources say production has begun on Apple's next-generation iPad.

Ever wonder what would it look like if Disney made a Superman cartoon?

I have a feeling this guy is getting fired.

Astrology has been re-affirmed as a trusted science in India.

Why isn't the liberal media covering the boneless wyngz controversy?

CNN admits it has a Fox Problem.

No one knows the reason why all Wells Fargo ATMs went offline this week.

Pharmacist accidentally gives abortion-inducing drug to pregnant woman.

Police find drugs in a man's penis.

Fox News calls Bulletstorm the worst game in the world.

Nerdy website overthinkingit.com analyzes 10 years of Law & Order episode outcomes.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mike, the Headless Chicken.

Most distant galaxy yet has been discovered by the Hubble Space Telescope.

If I had ever successfully watched an episode of Dr. Who this flowchart may be more interesting.

Have a look at 14 of the most expensive meals in the world.

If you pirated a copy of The Expendables you should think about getting a lawyer.

Beer marshmallows? Beer marshmallows!

The CIA's Flickr page sucks way worse than the Alibi's.

Family thinks they're buying a Dora the Explorer DVD, actually gets Bubble Butt Bonanza #17 instead.

400 Super Bowl ticket-holders who were screwed out of their seats are offered a pretty sweet deal.

10 things you you should know before you go furniture shopping.

Happy Birthday Jim J. Bullock!

V.20 No.2 | 1/13/2011

news

The Daily Word 01.31.11: winter weather, John Barry dies, fox eats carrots.

The Daily Word

Chicago braces for a massive snowstorm.

Bond music composer John Barry died.

Here are the SAG Award winners.

Chimps mourn their dead. Poor little monkey.

Somebody somebody new Superman something.

There’s a downside to rhythm.

Meet 99-year-old best-selling poet Toyo Shibata.

Nabokov was a butterfly expert.

Hero of Alexandria: the world’s greatest inventor.

Here is a fox eating carrots.

Every state is bad at something. What’s New Mexico bad at? That’s stupid.

Say hello to the socially awkward penguin.

First Community Bank opens up this week as U.S. Bank.

Albuquerque is in for some more winter weather.

A carjacking victim lied to the police, apparently hoping it would make them try harder.

Happy birthday, Phillip Glass. Uh oh, don’t watch it stoned, the comments say.

Thanks to Anjou and Nayder for the helpful links.

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