APS Splits District Into “Learning Zones”
Martinez Calls For Tax Reform at Special Session
Green Flower Versus Red Pen
Legislature Suing Martinez Over Vetoes
Hiring Freeze Enacted For Most State Jobs
Where is Governor Susana Martinez?
New Mexico economy collapses while governor rubs elbows with elites
APD Use of Force Investigations Criticized
APD Has an Operations Plan in Place!
Man will judge man in a screening process by which trained man ascertains the sobriety of any and all men, regardless of race gender creed or smell
.... Actually, you may be judged by your smell as this can be a primary indicator of intoxication. Or you just worked a shift behind the bar at Anodyne where a girl's hair, thanks to the high reach up to the bottles shelf—oh, nice ass, too—can end up more combustible than that orgy in Satyricon. This will make you appear drunk when really you smell like alcohol because it was dripping all over your hair every time someone ordered a fucking top-shelf Rum and Coke.
As always, the authoritIes want you to know the general neighborhood where the checkpoint will be however, Weekly Alibi cannot divulge the exact location. Somewhere in the vicinity of Walmart on San Mateo and the Long John Sliver's on Central APD will be conducting a sobriety checkpoint.
Avoid the cuffs and take advantage of the ever-increasing stable of ride services. By simply starting your night with a ride from one of Albuquerque's taxi services or, if you're under thirty, Uber. Unfortunately, AAA's Tipsy Tow service appears to have been discontinued in Albuquerque, but Albuquerque Cab does offer a free ride home (10pm-2am, Fri & Sat) through their Tavern Taxi service.
Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400
ABQ CAB: (505)-883-4888
Yellow/Checker Cab: (505)-247-8888
Green Cab: (505)-243-6800
Newscity: A Year in Review
Pizza Party Politics
The Daily Word in the Golden Globes, Islamophobia, and Texas
The Golden Globe nominations are IN.
Kendrick Lamar is perfect and I want him to win everything at the Grammys, and it looks like he very well could.
Okay, I actually believe that this is a missile.
Trying to understand millennials politically? This may help.
Ever since I realized people take Hitler—I mean Trump—seriously, I can’t stop worrying about it.
The Planned Parenthood shooter can’t shut the fuck up.
Take note, Susana: Syrians are definitely, legally allowed to go to Texas now.
WIPP Settlement Looms
The Daily Word in a controversial story on encryption and the Paris Attacks, Anonymous and eating spiders in your sleep
New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez is joining other states opposed to accepting Syrian refugees.
Road conditions are poor throughout New Mexico.
The Lantern Festival was a success, but The Sandia Speedway where it was held is to be fined for not having appropriate permits.
Albuquerque is ranked 6th in nation among "best digital cities" by some organization.
Sleeping, dreaming, eating lots of spiders.
While Obama was trying to be a voice of reason, he did ask for it; John McCain took the President up on his invitation to "pop off" about US foreign policy.
Because there is NO indication it's true, NYT pulled their story blaming encryption for the Paris Attacks.
Step aside and let Anonymous handle ISIS, says Anonymous.