The Daily Word 09.15.10: Twitter, Teabaggers, Tommy Lee Jones
The Senate will vote on repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell.
Students in Roswell are suspended for bringing doughnuts to school.
Caught on tape: suspect escapes from moving police car.
This guy is still hating on Obama, FROM BEYOND THE GRAAAAVE!
Miami hospital circumcises baby by mistake, I wonder if they're getting sued?
New research shows the ancient Greeks were the first to document a Halley's Comet sighting.
Taco Bell now has flatbread sandwiches.
Why are there so many unfunny people on the new Forbes list of the top-earning comedians.
NASA was to blame for the weird atmospheric symbols over Houston on 9/11. OR WERE THEY???
The ten creepiest fast food mascots are …
How to suck less at Halo: Reach.
Al Sharpton is getting a new Sunday morning talk show.
Weren't you just asking for a list of the 10 coolest G.I. Joe ninjas?
Only a jackass would buy this $178 cheese sandwich.
It's Tommy Lee Jones' birthday!
The Daily Word 07.14.10: Fleeting Expletives, Beavis and Butthead, Bad Yogis
Someone in Utah leaked a list of 1,300 supposed illegal immigrants.
Turns out Toyota may not have been at fault for all those sudden acceleration accidents.
New Orleans police officers are charged with the murder of two unarmed people during the post-Katrina chaos.
Teagbaggers place a billboard in Iowa comparing Obama to Hitler.
Apple is censoring discussion of the iPhone 4's antenna problem.
These Mel Gibson quotes are adorable.
Another idiot, another Craigslist story.
What's with all these jackasses trying to patent yoga moves?
MTV is bringing back Beavis and Butt-head.
Have scientists solved the chicken-egg riddle-with science?
Be the first to regret ordering your Betty White calendar.
Are the Jonas Brothers dorks? (YES)
What is really being taught in Bible Belt science classrooms?
Has the Higgs Boson been found?
Unintentionally hilarious infomercial of the day.
Oldest written document found in Jerusalem.
Who really makes money in the record industry?
Two words: FOOTLONG CHEESEBURGER.
Two more words: LASAGNA SANDWICH.