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V.25 No.52 | 12/29/2016

The Daily Word in Trump Supporters, Gorrilaz and Smart Hairbrushes

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Republican senators have introduced an amendment (again) that would limit congressional terms.

Move aside, Kim K, here's the original selfie queen.

Industry weed is the biggest thing since the internet. Really.

Would you be surprised if I told you Trump supporters find Vladimir Putin more likable than President Obama?

The Gorillaz celebrate women musicians with a mixtape.

“PMS” aka, another misdiagnosis of women's medical issues.

In the market for a new hairbrush? How about The Hair Coach, a smart hairbrush from L'Oreal?

Tune into the next episode of definitely fucking not

V.25 No.18 | 05/05/2016

The Daily Word in Bear Attacks, Farts and Americans Against Algebra

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Mother's Day News: NM ranks 42 in the nation for "best states for working moms." If we just keep trying and really work at it, I bet we can get rated as the worst state ever one day. Hell, we're doing good so far.

Ready for the inside track on Ted Cruz? Take a look at this article written by one of his college co-debaters who describes him as some kind of pompous blowhard.

Do you know how they make tequila? I didn't.

Some dickhead shot a 17-year-old a month ago while he was walking to school after he took the kid's cell phone. Thankfully the victim is alive and recovering. Here's footage of his description given to police.

Well, if you thought racial profiling in airports was easing up, just ask this Ivy League economist about being pulled off a plane because of the dangerous looking math equations he was working on (spoiler alert: they had nothing to do with terror).

The Sandia Peak Tramway has added two cars to its stable in celebration of its 50-year anniversary. I'm still too wimpy to ride them, though.

There's a lot of debate around whether or not it's okay to kill an adult bear that has wandered into civilization. Apparently some people have never seen a bear attack and think they're all sweet and cuddly. I blame the teddy bear.

A historian believes he has discovered the secret of the man in the iron mask. Not only was it not Leonardo DiCaprio, the mask wasn't even iron.

The chemical that makes farts smell is leading to a new era in medical treatment. Well, there's my fart joke quota met for the day.

V.25 No.17 | 04/28/2016

The Daily Word in Republicans, Harry Potter and Vaginas

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uz tha debil” –John Boehner to Ted Cruz

I really enjoy Tina Fey but I don't understand how people can just call her perfect when she relies on socially acceptable racism so much.

And this is exactly why, out of all the Harry Potter films, Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is my favorite.

Kesha is recording again!

The next Vice President could be Tom Perez.

VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA!

Another Doctors Without Borders hospital has been attacked.

This ancient treat fucks eeeeeverything up.

Former House Speaker and life-long sex offender Dennis Hastert has been sentenced to just 15 months in prison.

V.25 No.11 | 3/17/2016

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The Daily Word in Ted Cruz, daylight saving and Mom of the Year

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Charges are on hold for the mom that left her child on the freeway after being ejected from the car.

You can spay and neuter your pets for $30 this weekend thanks to the Rocky Mountain Puppy Rescue.

Sleepy endorses Grumpy.

Why do we even have daylight saving? And is it worth it?

Ted Cruz is forming his own squad, with a lot less people than, say, Taylor Swift.

Speaking of Cruz, do you hate Ted Cruz like his college roommate hates him? I doubt it.

Cute animal alert! Cute animal alert!

V.25 No.10 | 3/10/2016

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The Daily Word in the Zodiac Killer, pinot noir and drinking

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Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer?

In people are the worst news: someone stole this couple's son's ashes in Albuquerque before they could get back to Kansas.

New app helps determine your cause of drinking. I already know my cause of drinking—life.

Now you can actually buy pinot noir by the star of “Peeno Noir.”

Mad Max swept the Oscars this year, but what if the movie was called Reasonable Max?

V.25 No.7 | 2/18/2016

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The Daily Word in Lawsuits, Kanye West and Saturday Night Live

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Peyton Manning is facing some harsh allegations.

I bet Donald Trump was that kid who got picked last by all his classmates growing up. I mean, what else would explain his ridiculous actions?

But how does one get themselves $53M in debt?

Saturday Night Live has added 10 more years to my life with the most accurate and hilarious skit.

Whole Foods is my real American Dream.

Lady Gaga pays tribute to legendary prince David Bowie.

Life has never been more clear and I owe it all to this life hack that has changed my life for the greater good.

V.25 No.4 | 01/28/2016
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Trump Fails in Iowa

Clinton/Sanders Race Too Close To Call

[ Mon Feb 1 2016 9:19 PM ]
The results are in.
V.25 No.5 | 2/4/2016

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The Daily Word in UFOs, Republicans and Kanye West

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Nothing says home like New Mexico’s inconsistent weather.

The best things in life come from doughnut boxes.

Is a Republican debate really a debate without someone mentioning Donald Trump?

Tommy Chong feels the Bern and believes you should, too.

The CIA just dropped UFO documents and my inner conspiracy theorist is ready to show.

Kanye West wants us all to be on the same page about what he doesn’t like in the bedroom.

My millennium aesthetic heart is about to combust over this lip-sync battle.

V.24 No.49 | 12/3/2015

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The Daily Word in deadly crash over the weekend, wacky presidential candidates and Chanukah Song update

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Suspected drunk driver kills three over the weekend, says “sorry” before being taken into custody.

Hollow chambers discovered in King Tut's tomb could lead to the discovery of Queen Nefertiti.

Mother and son go missing after finding a 25-pound gold bar in the house.

How do the 2016 presidential candidates plan on eradicating death? Well, at least this candidate has a plan for that.

Don't shoplift, unless you can change your face.

Ted Cruz and I have one thing in common: we both love The Princess Bride.

Never mention a woman's weight, unless you want to get hit upside the head. That's exactly what happened to one guy, after commenting on a stripper's weight at a South Carolina strip club.

Adam Sandler gives the Chanukah Song an update.

 

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