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V.24 No.43 | 10/22/2015
Like child-Megan, this thing has no idea what's going on

Fame ft. Megan

Last Friday, I had just arrived at work and my supervisor Ty told me to follow him to “a thing” (he was very specific). I grabbed my water bottle and went with him. I thought maybe a meeting was happening and I just didn't see the email, but we went to the lobby and there was a photographer there. Then they started talking about beer and I got excited—free beer is my favorite kind (unless it's not craft, then keep your dirt juice away from me)!

Fate had other plans. Instead I was going to be interviewed with Ty about new breweries in town which meant no free beer. We went outside and stood in front of the office and as the photographer set up, I noticed a chill in the wind and remembered the one other time I've knowingly been on the news 12 years prior.

I was ten, my Mom brought me to a community gathering. It was about a sex offender that was moving to a place near our home. It was intense but I didn't listen to any of it. I likely sat on her lap the entire time wishing I was home. I was uncomfortable being in a school after hours and the place was packed. I didn't understand why we were there. There wasn't anything more to learn about the man or the situation that hadn’t been reported on television. I knew the guy was bad, but it's not like anyone could stop him from moving there.

After the meeting, when everyone was eating snacks, my Mom was interviewed by a local news station. Since I was with her—she was my ride, after all—I stayed by her side during. I remember at the end of her interview, the reporter asked me a couple questions not pertaining to the event (in retrospect, maybe it did a little) like where I went to school and what I liked to learn about. I think he poked my belly but maybe I'm imagining that. I've never really enjoyed being the center of attention unless I’m making a joke (or I’m waiting for a bartender).

The following day at school I remember kids (popular kids!) telling me they saw me on the news and that I looked good, all of which was foreign to 10-year-old Megan. I was on cloud nine. I felt famous. During the interview with Ty, I couldn't tell if I was in the shot so I slowly tried to edge my way out of it. I didn't say anything till the cameraman/reporter said I had been quiet and asked if I had anything to add. I did have a few words, and they misquoted me in the write-up. No one talked to me about it afterwards, but that's fine, because you're reading about it now and that's all the fame I need.

V.24 No.20 | 5/14/2015

Idiot Box

Morituri Te Salutant

Bringing out this season’s dead TV shows

With fall TV announcements looming, networks slash underperforming shows.

Week in Sloth

M. Night Shyamalan moves to “Wayward Pines,” “Mad Men” ends, and Bravo exposes us to “Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno Live!”
V.24 No.19 | 5/7/2015
Sing along to PItch Perfect, watch the season finale of “American Idol,” catch the premiere of “Sing it On” and witness the grisly truth behind The Case of the Cannibal Cop.
V.24 No.18 | 4/30/2015
“Psychic Matchmaker” debuts, Hallmark serves up Murder, She Baked, and CBS celebrates “David Letterman: A Life in Television”
V.24 No.17 | 4/23/2015
Bruce Jenner gives an interview to Diane Sawyer, the giant crocodile from Lake Placid fights the giant anaconda from Anaconda, and J.K. Rowling goes wizard free.
V.24 No.16 | 4/16/2015
Atari: Game Over airs on Showtime, “Animation Domination” adds “Major Lazer,” George Takei guest on “StarTalk.”
V.24 No.15 | 4/9/2015
Billy Crystal and Josh Gad are “The Comedians,” Marvel’s “Daredevil” hits Neflix, Reelz welcomes “Polka Kings.”
V.24 No.14 | 4/2/2015

Idiot Box

Jesus or Russell Brand?

Easter around the dial

Take a tour around the TV dial this Easter and choose between Russell Brand and Jesus.

Week in Sloth

Syfy serves up “Olympus,” LL Cool J hosts “Lip Synch Battle,” Christina Ricci returns with “The Lizzie Borden Chronicles.”
V.24 No.13 | 3/26/2015

Week in Sloth

Killing Jesus and “The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber”: Which one died for your sins?
V.24 No.11 | 3/12/2015

Week in Sloth

Wuthering Heights goes to high school, “Community” goes to Yahoo and The Sound of Music turns 50.
V.24 No.10 | 3/5/2015
Netflix adds “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt,” Animal Planet dives into “Insane Pools,” TCM welcomes The Visitor.
V.24 No.9 | 2/26/2015
‘House of Cards” is back, “The Last Man on Earth” is here, and “Sex Box” is pretty much what you think.
V.24 No.8 | 2/19/2015
“The Odd Couple” gets revived, “Two and a Half Men” gets killed, “Parks and Recreation” goes bye-bye.

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