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In the news: talks, Suicide bombing, first interview, swarm of bees, caught on tape, US Olympic Committee = dicks, Emmys!, best ship ever, totally, Bikinis, TX, peach cobbler, It's The Wire in Legos, arrested, Star Wars "Call Me Maybe" supercut, Happy Birthday to the Rock 'n Roll Express' Robert Gibson!!!
In the news: Hillary Clinton visits Myanmar, trouble, reopen, more jobs, leader not a reader, direct Newt access, faster than the speed of light, Sandwich, last quarter, Black Friday, pizza, stay away, trailer!, real, causing terror scare, make your butt bigger, The Morgan Freeman chain of command, high casualty event?, inappropriate, Would you like a $90-a-slice gold-infused cheese with that?, Happy Birthday Linda Evans!!!
In the news: 52-year high, this woman, mental retardation, getting enough attention, Ron Paul's campaign manager died, starving death of their 6-week-old, 12 terror threats, all but two states, badass, if I die, low-cost, high speed internet, dumber, paid man in entertainment, naked men and horses, Operation Northwoods?, pop art, flying with children, Great Pyramid, bakeware exploding, rescue autistic boy, cover price of 60¢, Dwarf porn star eaten by a badger, higher pumpkin prices, 9/11 joke, hipster nicknames, copyright fraud and abuse, Happy Birthday Nas!!!
In the news: buy their citizens off, Bath Salts, snake venom, this, slide show, Fake Rahm Emanuel, Sunflower Market founder, ponzi scheme, NY Post, Sheep, "Flowers wilt. Chocolates melt. Roaches are forever.", Einstein
In the news: bus drivers, teen with a machete, not saying the Pledge of Allegiance, Year 10, honeybees, help banks, Very thin women, hate the weather, exaggerated the terror threat to Europe, Hispanics, the most powerful woman in the world, the mighty Danube, Westerly weed, Mario Vargas Llosa