V.24 No.6 |
The Daily Word In Bossy Vaginas, Scottish Geese and Expensive Chile
By Amelia Olson [ Thu Feb 5 2015 2:54 PM ]
Your vagina is a boss!
If you’re a teen who texts and drives, a New Mexican college student is in the process of releasing an app that will track every move you make while operating a vehicle!
The University of Vermont acknowledges a third gender and allows students to be identified by their chosen first name, even if they have not legally changed their name yet. They also honor preferred pronouns. AKA VERMONT RULES.
The woman who famously called Angelina Jolie a “talentless brat” (um, hasn’t she seen Hackers?) stepped down from her position at Sony.
A totally irrelevant piece about Scottish geese.
There is no price too high to keep us from our chile, but dammit if we don’t get more rain.
V.23 No.26 |
The Daily Word in air quality, teacher evaluations, mayoral performance and Hitler's moves
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jul 1 2014 12:40 PM ]
It is now illegal to text while driving in the state of New Mexico.
Hannah Skandera says there is flexibility in how New Mexico teacher evaluations affect teacher pay.
The "cannibal cop" had his conviction overturned.
The Supreme Court found that Hobby Lobby may assert its religious values on employees by refusing to cover birth control under their insurance plan.
Here is a large collection of stupid GOP quotes about rape.
Soon "tiger selfies" will be illegal in New York.
Kim Jung Sexy Beast Ek (for short) has the longest name in Sweden.
It's time for Netflix's annual movie dump.
V.23 No.24 |
The Daily Word in rabbit heads, smell-texts, and rousting the homeless from the Bosque
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 17 2014 11:56 AM ]
There's a large forest fire north of Gallup.
BCSO is rousting homeless from the Bosque again.
APD aren't the only police department in New Mexico involved in controversial shootings.
There is going to be a shake up in the central Bernalillo County administrative offices and not everyone is pleased.
It's not easy returning fine art stolen by the Third Reich to the rightful owners.
Yeah, you live in New Mexico, where Betty Boop is a Chicana icon—but how much do you really know about the curvaceous Fleischer character?
Some folks find rabbit heads a culinary delicacy.
Florida may be the next state to legalize medical marijuana.
And now ... some outrageous messages on church signs!
You will soon be able to text your friends the smell of that fart you just ripped.
The garage where reporter Bob Woodward met with his source known as "deep throat" while writing one of the most bombastic stories in US political history is being razed.
V.23 No.2 |
The Daily Word in assisted suicide, an APD shooting settlement and Third Reich space aliens are running the United States
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 14 2014 8:01 AM ]
"Human Waste Disposal" APD cop Economidy cost the city about $300,000 by justifiably shooting a man three times in the back.
A New Mexico District Judge's decision paves the way for changes to the state's assisted suicide law.
Farmington has Blue Meth. It's real, but of low quality apparently.
An Iranian news agency is reporting that a new Snowden leak proves that since 1945 the US has been run by the same space aliens that comprised the Third Reich.
Here are some laughably misogynistic ads of yore.
Meet the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."
There was an argument over texting in a theater that ended in a fatal shooting.
Ford is going to start making aluminum trucks.
-Look! A woolly pig.
Another Juggalo lawsuit against the FBI. And DOJ.
It appears that the DEA has been backhandedly assisting the importation of muchas drogas into the US.
Kanye West punched a guy in Kim Kardashian's chiropractor's office.
V.21 No.15 |
The Daily Word: Intelligent Space Dinosaurs; Keith Moon invited to the Olympics; The Mole Show; Viking movies
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Apr 15 2012 9:28 AM ]
Slow news day: Bernalillo County text-alert controversy.
Chemist wraps up scientific journal article with speculation about "intelligent space dinosaurs."
Santa Fe Trail bridge may be preserved.
Most awesome five year old drummer EVER.
Watch The Residents perform "The Mole Show" in 1983.
Pin-ups and the pictures they were based on.
Picture of Johnny Depp as Tonto.
And now for something more offensive: I'm An Indian Too.
List of Viking movies and their historicity.
Pictures of animals giving you a hard time.
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