V.24 No.49 | 12/3/2015
Courtesy of Tim’s Place via Facebook
Tim’s new place, Thanksgiving miracles and other news from around the city
By Megan Reneau
The Portlandians are coming! The Portlandians are coming! And other news from the city’s food scene.
V.24 No.47 | 11/19/2015
Tryptophan and THC
Friday, Nov 27: Danksgiving 2015 • Mondo Vibrations • Dre Z • Pocket Full Of Dub
By Maggie Grimason [ Wed Nov 25 2015 7:00 PM ]
Work up some post-Thanksgiving munchies or dance off your food guilt this week at Danksgiving 2015.
The Not Quite Weekly Podcast #9
A very boozy holiday special
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Nov 25 2015 1:47 PM ]
In this episode, we talk about comedy events, boozy holiday memories and our Thanksgiving plans.
The Daily Word in high-schoolers being stupid, foreign opinions on American customs, and Captain America
By Cerridwen Stucky [ Wed Nov 25 2015 1:12 PM ]
To nobody's surprise, high-schoolers are insistent on sharing nudes.
New prosthetics can sense texture.
People from not-America are very confused about Thanksgiving.
The annual Turkey Pardoning is not something the President looks forward to.
For the Men
Thursday, Nov 26: Mansgiving
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Wed Nov 25 2015 10:35 AM ]
Eat turkey legs, ham, baby back ribs and more while watching football on 11 massive TVs.
V.24 No.48 | 11/26/2015
The Daily Word in pictures of cats, NM food banks and designer genes
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Mon Nov 23 2015 12:06 PM ]
Brussels lockdown results in Belgians tweeting out pictures of cats for a good cause.
San Diego Zoo put down their northern white rhino, now only three remain in the world.
New Mexico's milkshake (weak child porn law) brings all the sex offenders to our yard.
New Mexico scientists working on a spaceship that could reach Mars in days.
Donate, donate, donate! NM food banks need your help this Thanksgiving!
Santa Fe girl helps the homeless by raising money to buy materials to make scarves and hats.
Forget designer handbags, designer babies may become the latest accessory.
How to quell those pesky family arguments this Thanksgiving.
V.24 No.47 | 11/19/2015
Letters From Downtown
Signs of Compassion
By Ty Bannerman [ Fri Nov 20 2015 1:58 PM ]
When you work Downtown, when you're here day after day, you deaden a bit to some of the things you see. A couple huddled in a doorway on a cold November morning, a worn-out blanket barely covering them; cops on bikes pulling a homeless man up off of the sidewalk, a puddle of vomit at his feet; an elderly gentleman in suit and tie, stalking down the street and shouting curses at the demons leaking from his head; none of these things provoke a second glance after a while. There's a lot of suffering here for sure and very little that one person can do. A dollar here, a dollar there, maybe that helps a bit, but the overall feeling is one of powerlessness, and slowly you become hardened to it.
Today, though, I noticed this sign in the window of Lindy's Diner, and that numbness thawed just a little bit. No, Lindy's isn't going to solve the problems of homelessness and hunger. And one single meal on one single day isn't "enough." But it is something, a reminder that hardness isn't the answer, that compassion is. And that even if we can never do enough, we can, and should, still try.
V.23 No.48 | 11/27/2014
Flash in the Pan
Indians, Pilgrims and Pudding
But not in that order
By Ari LeVaux
With these two pudding recipes, you can skip the crust and focus on the best part of the pie: the filling.
By Ty Bannerman
Your editor gives his thanks.
Watch, Eat, Repeat
Thanksgiving Around the Dial
By Devin D. O’Leary
What is there to watch on TV this Thanksgiving? Let’s take a trip around the dial.
V.23 No.47 |
The Daily Word In Pissing Kate Middleton Off, Dogs Dressed Up As Turkeys And A 6-Year-Old Girl's Skateboarding Posse
By Amelia Olson [ Wed Nov 26 2014 12:14 PM ]
It’s Wednesday November 26th and this rude ass storm is ruining Thanksgiving!
Meanwhile in Southern California, three six-year-old girls are cooler than we will ever be, and skateboard all the damn time.
In Pakistan, 20-year-old Aansoo Kohli teaches 150 children in a shed, isn’t paid for the job, and is finishing her Bachelors Degree,
And if you’re American and you're reading this from your tent outside Best Buy while you wait for a 99 cent TV, joke's on you! You’re doing it wrong!
A local “cafeteria angel” is paying off student lunch debts at elementary schools anonymously and depositing money into needy families' bank accounts, because apparently some people care about other people?
And while the rest of us are consuming questionable amounts of alcohol this “holiday” season and arguing with our racist in-laws, these dogs are all that really matter this Thanksgiving.
Americans can't do anything right. We can’t even dress ourselves! Which really pisses Kate Midleton off. C'mon, you guys! Get it together!
Merry happy Thanksgiving, or whatever. Don’t drink and drive.
V.22 No.49 | 12/5/2013
The Daily Word in exploding whales, Nexus Brewery and aging rockers
By Carl Petersen [ Fri Nov 29 2013 10:55 AM ]
NASA is starting a moon garden.
The Denver Post has appointed a pot editor.
Think up a really good nuclear launch code.
Remember these G.I. Joe PSA parodies?
Dad colored in his kids’ drawings.
This exploding sperm whale is pretty much what I felt like last night.
Does your house have a creepy door?
A nearby skate park bothers Rob Zombie.
Enjoy this seemingly endless menagerie of aging rock stars.
Here’s the scary version of a Miley Cyrus song.
A local man gave a very unhappy Thanksgiving to two dogs.
There were also some very unhappy Thanksgiving car crashes.
Happy birthday Kim Delaney.
V.22 No.48 | 11/28/2013
Food for Thought
Killing the Turkey
By Ty Bannerman
Food editor Ty Bannerman participates in his first slaughter.
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The Daily Word in stealthy seahorses, unpardoned turkeys and human-like baby goats
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Nov 27 2013 9:13 AM ]
The weather is getting wintry and some ABQ kids need help staying warm. Here's where you can donate a coat.
A 14-year old kid was banned from Coronado mall for being punched in the head and called a fag. And then his attacker posted a video of the incident to youtube.
The NSA is watching you masturbate.
President Obama is preparing to pardon a turkey, as presidents have done since 1989.
And since the turkey gets pardoned, it's reasonable to ask: What do they eat at a White House Thanksgiving? Why, another turkey, of course. A very bad turkey who doesn't have a cute name like "Popcorn" and therefore doesn't deserve a pardon, I assume.
You can add this to your repertoire of animal-based similes: "As stealthy as a seahorse."
And finally, my favorite headline of the day: Confusion in Ekiti town as goat delivers human-like baby goat!
V.22 No.46 | 11/14/2013
Feature: Film Guide
Holiday Film Guide 2013
By Devin D. O’Leary
Film Guide: Get the lowdown on all the movies hitting theaters between now and Christmas
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