the daily word
V.26 No.10 | 03/09/2017
The Daily Word in Longmire, beet juice and Girl Guides are scared to come to the US from Canada
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 14 2017 4:36 PM ]
Local prostitutes just received the latest issue of the "Bad Guy List", an independent publication that details dangerous john sightings and tips on safe sex work.
Longmire is beginning it's final season of filming in New Mexico.
Here are some slight details regarding Trump's proposed changes to the Affordable Care Act.
The Canadian Girl Guides are suspending all their trips to the US.
Watch an old brick row house collapse almost on its own.
Estimates are the US will lose more than 10 billion in tourism dollars during the next four years.
V.26 No.9 | 03/02/2017
The Daily Word in Trump's baldness or hair, Trump's alternative facts and goodbye Albuquerque Cab
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 7 2017 2:21 PM ]
Albuquerque Cab Company closed on Monday, citing competition from Uber as a contributing factor in the 40 year old company's demise.
Uber riders take note that riding in a yellow cab is safer than riding in a blue ... cab.
A New Mexico themed t-shirt made by J. Crew contains so many errors—including a large saguaro cactus— in its design that stores have been selling out of the unintentionally funny/stupid torso sheath.
There was a fire in the Bosque around Montano bridge yesterday.
President Trump's latest gaffe is a tweet blaming Obama for releasing 120 Gitmo prisoners "back to the battlefield". Obama's administration actually released a total of 9 prisoners while Bush released the other 113 Gitmo detainees.
Man ingests pregnant spider, spider gives birth, baby spiders begin crawling out of man's mouth. Really, tho, the only thing man ingested was some powerful LSD....
This is absolutely the BEST Trump-hair video yet.
V.26 No.8 | 02/23/2017
The Daily Word in very underwhelming Trump rallies and the way-back machine for marijuana, health care, culture
RIP Bill Paxton
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 28 2017 1:54 PM ]
Gas stations around the Duke City have been tampered with. APD recommends using cash to pay for gas if possible.
Dominique Perez, one of the APD officers who shot James Boyd, appears set to regain his job.
Latest President Trump revelation: former President Barack Obama and "his people" are responsible for White House leaks.
If you missed yesterday's massive rallies in support of Trump, the president is calling for another show of support this Saturday! This is known as "doubling down".
The Trump administration plans to begin enforcing federal marijuana laws, leaving states with legal medical and recreational cannabis with a feeling of uncertainty and provoking outrage throughout the marijuana industry.
V.26 No.7 | 02/16/2017
The Daily Word in tiny Trump videos, Shia LaBouef makes a wrong turn in Albuquerque on way from New York to L.A. and the light punishment for running over bicyclists in the Duke City
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 21 2017 4:36 PM ]
Woman does cartwheels instead of sobriety test, fails.
A local motorist who seriously injured two bicyclists has been sentenced to probation, providing restitution and community service.
Vandals struck the wall where Shia LaBouef's increasingly famous art installation is located, near 7th and Central in downtown ABQ.
Homeland security, local police departments and ICE are about to launch a serious increase in deportations.
Milo Yiannopolus has resigned from Bretibart.com and is threatening to form his own media company which will soon be the only company that will publish anything he says.
Four Americans died in a dramatic plane crash in Melbourne, Australia.
V.26 No.5 | 02/02/2017
The Daily Word in more Trump horse sheet, legalizing cannabis in New Mexico and a meteor
Just one meteor but a dandy one
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 7 2017 9:43 AM ]
While unlikely to happen soon, legal recreational cannabis use is closer than ever to becoming reality in New Mexico.
Fat lady who fell in comical fashion while riding a scooter and shopping for gallons of soda pop in a Walmart is speaking out about how everyone is laughing at her and it isn't funny.
President Trump wants you to know that there are thousands of terrorist attacks killing innocent midwest farmers and average Euro Svens news of which is being suppressed by evil media companies. Like Weekly Alibi, for instance. We could have reported on the briefcase nuke that destroyed UNM's Valencia campus, but rah rah terrorism (raspberry sound).
There isn't any actual skateboarding but still, this Russian skater is pretty damn high up in the air on the edge of a skyscraper, uh ... with his skateboard.
Finally we may rest assured that huge amounts of LSD will not "fry" your brain and turn it into swiss cheese on a stale Trisket. You might develop a mental problem tho but that's different.
Let us all—all of us adults—enjoy Alistair Crowley's completely obscene 666 word poem about his girlfriend, who, in a tamer moment, he once compared to a hoover vacuum.
Here for your further enjoyment or, maybe, just to induce uncontrollable rage, is every tweet Trump has tweeted in the time he has had the POTUS Twitter account!
V.26 No.4 | 01/26/2017
The Daily Word in Trump's orders, local fallout and ketamine grocery shopping
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 31 2017 4:07 PM ]
The President's Muslim travel ban directly affects 110 UNM students.
Milo Yiannopoulus left a bad taste in everyone's mouth after he and his crew visited a local restaurant.
There's been a spate of threats to local Jewish centers in ABQ.
Vice has a very detailed running list of President Trump's executive orders and proposed law.
This google generated dream-filtered supermarket trip is a fair representation of what the world looked like when I was given intravenous ketamine for ten days last year.
Daimler is the latest company to make a deal with Uber for self-driving cars.
V.26 No.3 | 01/19/2017
The Daily Word in the new fascism, Taos avalanches and homicidal psychopaths
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 24 2017 2:49 PM ]
There is an avalanche warning in the Taos area.
Santa Fe art collective Meow Wolf is working on a gigantic new installation, "The House of Eternal Return".
As many as 1 in 4 men in the United States have HPV.
The Trump administration claims the Donald's tweet about millions of illegal aliens voting illegally in the recent election is based on "evidence".
The Trump administration has eliminated spanish language options on the White House website.
President Trump has sided with Big Oil by green lighting the controversial Dakota Pipeline.
When your new pair of Adidas shoes is worn out, they simply decompose when put in water.
V.26 No.1 | 01/05/2017
The Daily Word in skirting questions, Montreal muffin fires and Paul Krassner's The Realist
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 10 2017 1:30 PM ]
Victoria Martens' autopsy for your perusal.
This guy is accused of trying to burn down his local Walmart.
Russian interference in US elections? Watch future Attorney General Jeff Sessions masterfully skirt the question.
The US Senate published a damning report on Backpage.com yesterday.
If you haven't heard of Paul Krassner and his publication The Realist, you're welcome.
V.25 No.49 | 12/08/2016
The Daily Word in the return of the DOJ and the debut of the "burgito"
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Dec 9 2016 10:01 AM ]
New Mexico's lottery scholarship is set to shrink.
Department of Justice is looking into allegations APD altered or deleted police body cam videos.
American soccer fans that emulate British football fans.
Austria has finally announced its word of the year.
What New Mexicans have long known as a tortilla burger is making its Park Slope debut under the awkward moniker "burgito".
V.25 No.48 | 12/01/2016
The Daily word in privilege, time-wasting and a new branch in the Albuquerque/Bernalillo County library system
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Dec 2 2016 1:21 PM ]
The Duke City is opening a new library branch where the Caravan East nightclub has been oh these many years.
Yar, here be the suspect in a string of suspicious fires that afflicted several businesses in Albuquerque.
Is Prime Minister Dmitri Medvedev asleep? Russians want to know.
British politicians will be exempt from the scrutiny of their country's new "Investigative Powers Act" which will collect data en masse from "ordinary" Brits.
Niagara Falls has a new, balls-to-the-wall, LED powered illumination that turns the whole place into a DMT fairy mound made of violent water. Wow.
It's official. Serial killers are out. Individuals with a bunch guns and less than an hour are in.
In local weather, Sunday, December Fourth will be a beautiful day for a yard sale. Especially in the Mountain Road/Harwood area, they say.
V.25 No.47 | 11/24/2016
The Daily Word in Gotham the Hudson River whale, influential fake news and Florence Henderson
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Nov 25 2016 1:01 PM ]
Thanksgiving Day thieves robbed a church of its tabernacle.
Did Russian media outlets serve Trump's campaign by promoting particular fake-news stories?
Check out this great collection of chola portraits from the'70s and '80s.
Winter weather is adding a sinister bent to oil pipeline protests in South Dakota.
V.25 No.46 | 11/17/2016
the Daily Word in Trump's cabinet appointments, a new APD scandal and A$AP Yams' mom
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Nov 18 2016 5:00 PM ]
A petition has been circulated by some UNM professors asking that UNM protect undocumented students from deportation.
Former records officer at APD claims he was ordered to destroy, withhold or alter records in several high profile cases including the Mary Hawkes and James Boyd shootings.
Yes, Virginia, there is going to be a penguins exhibit at ABQ Biopark.
A 14 year-old cancer patient won the right to be cryogenically frozen in hopes she will be cured one day.
In case it escaped your attention, Trump's presidential campaign was attended and post-campaign events are increasingly attended by confederate flag waving.
Trump has appointed three conservatives—all of whom have made off-color or rascist remarks— to key cabinet positions.
Our culture's legal drug, alcohol, should be ingested in low quantities. Good luck with that, everyone.
V.25 No.45 | 11/10/2016
The Daily Word in post election America
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Nov 11 2016 7:42 PM ]
APS sent a letter home with schoolchildren in hopes of quelling kids' fear of a President-Elect Trump and his promise to deport undocumented immigrants.
There have been a number of rascist post-election incidents across the country.
Mirroring events around the country, a UNM student wearing a hijab was harassed by a fellow student wearing a Trump shirt.
V.25 No.44 | 11/03/2016
The Daily Word in a "graffiti mass" at San Felipe de Neri, WisePies pays up and Jim Bakker says God says Donald Trump will be President
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Nov 4 2016 1:48 PM ]
Albuquerque woman believes she has a rare condition called Stendhal Syndrome which causes her to experience nausea, panic and confusion when looking at beautiful works of art.
Troubled local restaurant chain WisePies Pizza and Salad made a payment to UNM this week and says they will honor the agreement that renamed The Pit "WisePies Arena".
Old Town's historic San Felipe de Neri church was tagged by vandals during mass this morning.
Illustrating the meaning of irony for a generation of school kids, Melania Trump announced that her signature issue as First Lady would be the fight against cyber bullying.
God told Jim Bakker and his team of evangelicals that Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States.
President Vladmir Putin has granted actor Steven Seagal Russian citizenship.
The rarest pasta in the world is made by just a few women in the ancient town of Nuoro, on the Italian island of Sardinia.
Two Chris Christie aides face steep sentences after being convicted on all counts in the New Jersey "Bridgegate" case.
A recall was announced for another exploding Samsung product.
A never-marketed, synthetic opioid invented by American company Upjohn—and illegally manufactured in China for the black market—is being blamed for the deaths of two Utah teens.
V.25 No.43 | 10/27/2016
The Daily Word in a renewed FBI investigation into Hilary Clinton's emails, a lusty bisexual vicar and the UNM Duck Pond Challenge
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Oct 28 2016 1:51 PM ]
The Moriarty High School coach accused of having sex with students has been fired.
Forget the cinnamon challenge, planking and whatnot and get with the "UNM Duck Pond Challenge".
There is a public memorial for Victoria Martens, the Albuquerque girl who was brutally murdered earlier this year.
Citing emails that have just come to their attention, the FBI has reopened its investigation into Hilary Clinton's use of a private email server.
Experts say multitasking isn't really a possible human skill, as evidenced by this topless, wine-drinking girl who lost control of her car while taking selfies. And ran into a police car. On the other hand maybe that defines multitasking.
I can't improve on this headline: Bisexual Church of England Vicar Sacked over orgies and prostitutes after wife exposes his double life.
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