the daily word
V.26 No.1 | 01/05/2017
The Daily Word in skirting questions, Montreal muffin fires and Paul Krassner's The Realist
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 10 2017 1:30 PM ]
Victoria Martens' autopsy for your perusal.
This guy is accused of trying to burn down his local Walmart.
Russian interference in US elections? Watch future Attorney General Jeff Sessions masterfully skirt the question.
The US Senate published a damning report on Backpage.com yesterday.
If you haven't heard of Paul Krassner and his publication The Realist, you're welcome.
V.25 No.49 | 12/08/2016
The Daily Word in the return of the DOJ and the debut of the "burgito"
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Dec 9 2016 10:01 AM ]
New Mexico's lottery scholarship is set to shrink.
Department of Justice is looking into allegations APD altered or deleted police body cam videos.
American soccer fans that emulate British football fans.
Austria has finally announced its word of the year.
What New Mexicans have long known as a tortilla burger is making its Park Slope debut under the awkward moniker "burgito".
V.25 No.48 | 12/01/2016
The Daily word in privilege, time-wasting and a new branch in the Albuquerque/Bernalillo County library system
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Dec 2 2016 1:21 PM ]
The Duke City is opening a new library branch where the Caravan East nightclub has been oh these many years.
Yar, here be the suspect in a string of suspicious fires that afflicted several businesses in Albuquerque.
Is Prime Minister Dmitri Medvedev asleep? Russians want to know.
British politicians will be exempt from the scrutiny of their country's new "Investigative Powers Act" which will collect data en masse from "ordinary" Brits.
Niagara Falls has a new, balls-to-the-wall, LED powered illumination that turns the whole place into a DMT fairy mound made of violent water. Wow.
It's official. Serial killers are out. Individuals with a bunch guns and less than an hour are in.
In local weather, Sunday, December Fourth will be a beautiful day for a yard sale. Especially in the Mountain Road/Harwood area, they say.
V.25 No.47 | 11/24/2016
The Daily Word in Gotham the Hudson River whale, influential fake news and Florence Henderson
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Nov 25 2016 1:01 PM ]
Thanksgiving Day thieves robbed a church of its tabernacle.
Did Russian media outlets serve Trump's campaign by promoting particular fake-news stories?
Check out this great collection of chola portraits from the'70s and '80s.
Winter weather is adding a sinister bent to oil pipeline protests in South Dakota.
V.25 No.46 | 11/17/2016
the Daily Word in Trump's cabinet appointments, a new APD scandal and A$AP Yams' mom
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Nov 18 2016 5:00 PM ]
A petition has been circulated by some UNM professors asking that UNM protect undocumented students from deportation.
Former records officer at APD claims he was ordered to destroy, withhold or alter records in several high profile cases including the Mary Hawkes and James Boyd shootings.
Yes, Virginia, there is going to be a penguins exhibit at ABQ Biopark.
A 14 year-old cancer patient won the right to be cryogenically frozen in hopes she will be cured one day.
In case it escaped your attention, Trump's presidential campaign was attended and post-campaign events are increasingly attended by confederate flag waving.
Trump has appointed three conservatives—all of whom have made off-color or rascist remarks— to key cabinet positions.
Our culture's legal drug, alcohol, should be ingested in low quantities. Good luck with that, everyone.
V.25 No.45 | 11/10/2016
The Daily Word in post election America
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Nov 11 2016 7:42 PM ]
APS sent a letter home with schoolchildren in hopes of quelling kids' fear of a President-Elect Trump and his promise to deport undocumented immigrants.
There have been a number of rascist post-election incidents across the country.
Mirroring events around the country, a UNM student wearing a hijab was harassed by a fellow student wearing a Trump shirt.
V.25 No.44 | 11/03/2016
The Daily Word in a "graffiti mass" at San Felipe de Neri, WisePies pays up and Jim Bakker says God says Donald Trump will be President
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Nov 4 2016 1:48 PM ]
Albuquerque woman believes she has a rare condition called Stendhal Syndrome which causes her to experience nausea, panic and confusion when looking at beautiful works of art.
Troubled local restaurant chain WisePies Pizza and Salad made a payment to UNM this week and says they will honor the agreement that renamed The Pit "WisePies Arena".
Old Town's historic San Felipe de Neri church was tagged by vandals during mass this morning.
Illustrating the meaning of irony for a generation of school kids, Melania Trump announced that her signature issue as First Lady would be the fight against cyber bullying.
God told Jim Bakker and his team of evangelicals that Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States.
President Vladmir Putin has granted actor Steven Seagal Russian citizenship.
The rarest pasta in the world is made by just a few women in the ancient town of Nuoro, on the Italian island of Sardinia.
Two Chris Christie aides face steep sentences after being convicted on all counts in the New Jersey "Bridgegate" case.
A recall was announced for another exploding Samsung product.
A never-marketed, synthetic opioid invented by American company Upjohn—and illegally manufactured in China for the black market—is being blamed for the deaths of two Utah teens.
V.25 No.43 | 10/27/2016
The Daily Word in a renewed FBI investigation into Hilary Clinton's emails, a lusty bisexual vicar and the UNM Duck Pond Challenge
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Oct 28 2016 1:51 PM ]
The Moriarty High School coach accused of having sex with students has been fired.
Forget the cinnamon challenge, planking and whatnot and get with the "UNM Duck Pond Challenge".
There is a public memorial for Victoria Martens, the Albuquerque girl who was brutally murdered earlier this year.
Citing emails that have just come to their attention, the FBI has reopened its investigation into Hilary Clinton's use of a private email server.
Experts say multitasking isn't really a possible human skill, as evidenced by this topless, wine-drinking girl who lost control of her car while taking selfies. And ran into a police car. On the other hand maybe that defines multitasking.
I can't improve on this headline: Bisexual Church of England Vicar Sacked over orgies and prostitutes after wife exposes his double life.
V.25 No.42 | 10/20/2016
The Daily Word in dams, birthdays and dam birthdays
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Oct 21 2016 3:53 PM ]
VP hopeful Mike Pence visited the Duke City today. Then, he split.
Isleta Pueblo and the Federal Government have resolved a long standing dispute over a dam on pueblo land.
Happy Birthday ... Elephant Butte Dam! The dam was the largest concrete structure in the world when completed in 1916.
A major hack affected users of Twitter, Netflix and other popular websites.
V.25 No.41 | 10/13/2016
The Daily Word in sausage, mistrials and Bob Dylan's prize
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Oct 14 2016 10:28 AM ]
A motorist found himself drawing his firearm on Wednesday evening when some people supposedly protesting a mistrial in the James Boyd case started messing with his truck.
We are all waiting to hear why a motorist sped his car to upwards of 100mph as he approached the dead-end on 1st Street in Belen, NM and then, launching off a small dirt embankment, jumped three trains. Experts agree it was a carefully not thought out escapade.
Further sausage party reports include an item about this Afrikaner who fell off a boat full of sausage and into shark infested waters. Where the man tried to eat a gull.
Rolling Stone Magazine, in this writer's opinion, has the most entertaining take on Bob Dylan's being awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature.
Rush Limbaugh's defense of Donald Trump's thing about "consensual sex". Not for the faint of heart.
On a related, "it's a conspiracy", note. The very existence of the porn sub-genre "cream pie" may be the result of a conspiracy! No, really.
Back in the day Saddam Hussein owned a fancy-pants NYC townhouse across the street from a bunch of fancy-pants. Hussein's may have had some added features.
V.25 No.40 | 10/06/2016
The Daily Word in overhyped scary clowns in Hobbs, discouraging scary clowns in Roswell and most likely no scary clowns at all in Vaughn.
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Oct 7 2016 10:42 AM ]
The family of local attorney Mary Han is continuing their fight over her official cause of death in the appeals courts.
Facebook is planning to launch an app that will provide low-income and rural Americans "free" access to portions of the internet.
Meet an artist who paints pictures of Sears stores across the country.
Interesting history of the "Stranger Things" font, Benguiat, via Boing Boing.
V.25 No.36 | 09/08/2016
The Daily Word in ballistic nuclear missiles, weed plants at State Fairs and raining pennies on I-95
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Sep 9 2016 4:18 PM ]
While our neighbors to the north are welcoming pot plants at the state fair, the New Mexico Sate Fair kicked out the lone pot plant brought for competition.
Irvin Rosenfeld is going on his 34th year of smoking US Federal Government approved and provided joints.
A truck hauling 45,000 pennies on I-95 crashed and dumped its controversial coins onto the highway blocking traffic for 13 hours.
Learn how to clean your most fried chicken'd records using Elmer's Wood Glue.
Facebook changed its mind about removing a post that including the iconic photo of a naked little Vietnamese girl running and crying and covered in napalm.
The Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and the greater Native American community lost their fight to keep an oil pipeline from running thru part of their sacred lands.
North Korea detonated their largest nuclear weapon yet, then announced they would soon have the ability to launch ballistic missiles with nuclear warheads.
V.25 No.35 | 09/01/2016
The Daily Word in antibacterial soap, Melania Trump's past and a bomb scare in downtown Albuquerque
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Sep 2 2016 1:28 PM ]
A comedy of errors on the streets of Albuquerque created a perfect storm of miscommunication, resulting in a bomb scare yesterday!
Here's an interesting and detailed story from KRQE that explains why traffic backs up every weekday from 5:00 to 5:30 on Coal Ave. between Broadway and 8th.
Donald Trump's wife is suing a blogger and the UK's Daily Mail newspaper for falsely reporting allegations Melania Trump was at one time a sex worker and that she may have met her current husband earlier than has been stated. Gawker fans will recognize Melania Trump's lawyer.
In a town in British Columbia, 9 people overdosed within 20 minutes of each other on what they thought was coke, but turned out to be skag.
Garrison Keiller wrote a mildly devastating critique of Donald Trump in the Chicago Tribune.
V.25 No.34 | 08/25/2016
The Daily Word in a horrific child murder, Phillippino assassins and KFC's top secret recipe
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Aug 26 2016 11:54 AM ]
A 10 year old girl was abused and murdered in a bizarre crime that resulted in the arrest of the girls mother and two other people.
Owners of the bankrupt Flying Star chain are not happy with a proposal that includes selling their restaurants.
From the Philippines comes this story about independent, government sanctioned assassins who kill drug dealers.
Donald Trump's The Apprentice required contestants to agree to an unusual and invasive set of contract demands.
Riders on New York City's D-Train spent thirty minutes atop a bridge in a stopped subway car without air conditioning, full of crickets and worms, with a screaming, urinating woman.
Did the nephew of Colonel Sanders divulge Kentucky Fried Chicken's secret recipe?
V.25 No.33 | 08/18/2016
The Daily Word in bikers, cryptids and resuming construction on the ART project
Special late edition
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Aug 19 2016 11:20 PM ]
Daily Beast has details about the end of Gawker as we know it.
Gawker broke the Rob Ford, crack-smoking-Mayor of Toronto story so it is fitting that they were able to release the entire, extremely damning video.
ART is on, the stay has been lifted, construction will resume.
Even I will admit this cryptic sighting is an old man with a bad limp.
NEWSLETTERS Great Alibi stories, events and deals delivered to your inbox each week. No fooling!
Intro to Ballet at In Motion @ 222
Together and Apart: An Albuquerque Urban Journey Through Dance at Keshet Center for the ArtsMore Recommended Events ››