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V.25 No.39 | 09/29/2016

The Daily Word in Demons, Murder and Temple Toilets

The Daily Word

A massive meteor smashed into Australia, and it was caught on video!

So, Disney lied (surprise). Meerkats are not sweet and cute. They are the mammal most likely to be killed by their own kind.

A 200-year-old pub was unearthed beneath Manchester, England. No one knew it was there.

Holy shit. So an ancient Judean king installed a stone toilet in one of his competitor's temple's. Classy.

Breathe easy, y'all. Researchers with IBM, Facebook, Amazon, Microsoft and Alphabet have teamed up and finally made an AI ethics board.

Here we go: The Catholic Church needs more exorcists, due to a reported rise in demon possessions. Obviously, we need a university-level exorcist training school. (That's not a cheap joke by me. They actually said that!)

V.25 No.34 | 08/25/2016

The Daily Word in Squishy Robots, Dark Galaxies and Neon Tarot

The Daily Word

Artist Oliver Hibert has given the people what they want: A psychedelic, neon tarot deck.

Forget Uber. Singapore has just introduced self-driving cabs.

A galaxy that's almost 99.99% made up of dark matter has been discovered known as Dragonfly 44.

Siberian archeologists found the world's oldest sewing needle in a cave, implying that the people who lived there were more advanced than previously believed.

An Austrian town is being terrorized by a catnapper. 52 cats have gone missing, and some of them have come back with hard to explain injuries.

A guy in Norway lowered himself into a portable toilet to retrieve his friend's lost phone. Guess what? He got stuck, and rescue workers had to free him. That's what friends are for.

Octobot is a squishy, eight-armed, octopus shaped robot made with 3D printing and silicone gel. The kicker: Instead of a battery, Octobot runs on chemical reactions inside its completely flexible body.

V.23 No.3 |

news

The Daily Word in pot-legalization in New Mexico, 85 people own half the world and the toilets of Sochi

The Daily Word

There was a very high-speed police chase and accident in Corrales.

New Mexico State Senator Ortiz Y Pino is trying to get a pot-legalization resolution on next November's ballot.

A New Mexico Judge ruled that spotting pot plants from the air does not allow authorities to conduct a ground search.

President Obama's current views on marijuana.

Fundraiser for the Jamaican Olympic bobsled team!

Detroit is getting a big-ass Robocop statue.

Macgyver should have driven a Pontiac Stinger.

85 people own half the world.

A huge cache of documents related to sexual abuse by priests in the Chicago Archiocese have been published online.

There is a large dolphin kill happening in Japan.

An Arizona State University fraternity held an offensively-themed MLK Day party.

Read this Legs McNeil interview with Moe Tucker.

The Sochi Olympic games still have the specter of terrorism hanging over them but the big news is now the toilets.

V.20 No.1 |

The Daily Word 1.9.11

Tucson massacre, Colorado's new governor, Justice Dept. supboenas Wikileaks twitter acct, the toilet of the future

The Daily Word

Latest on Gabrielle Giffords' shooting.

Giffords talks about rhetoric of violence during 2010 political campaign and the Palin crosshairs map

Palin crosshairs map with Giffords' district in sights.

New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez isn't really a giant,she's just making her presence known.

Check out Colorado's eccentric incoming governor.

Everyone must visit Mootopia and tickle the cow.

Wikileaks Twitter account info has been subpoenaed by the Justice Dept. There's a subpoena joke in there somewhere.

Meet Blue Andy Rooney

Meet the Queen of Amphetamines, making a personal appearance in the U.S.

Meet Toronto's $400,000 automated public pay toilet!

Damien Hirst's latest sculpture is a jewel encrusted baby skull.

N.Z. Farmer dies trying to rescue lamb from sewage pond.

Cameron's house in Ferris Bueller's Day Off is for sale

Seattle Seahawks player runs 67 yards for game upset touchdown vs. New Orleans Saints on Saturday.

Richard Nixon was born on this day in 1913. What a dick. Read this excerpt from the "Preview of Nixon's Memoirs" by Paul Krassner.


 

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