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V.25 No.8 | 02/25/2016
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Event Horizon

Playing Chicken

Friday, Mar 4: Hikers, Bikers and Automobiles: Pedestrian and Cyclist Safety

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Watch a PSA documentary about sharing the road in New Mexico.

V.23 No.27 | 7/3/2014

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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #352: A Story About Waiting at an Intersection

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I meet my pal E on a downtown street. He starts to tell me a long story about seeing me in my truck. According to him, I was waiting at a light for J, who stuttered as a child, to cross the street. I finally grew to impatient and raced through the intersection, causing all my bottles of prescription drugs to bounce off my rear bumper into the street.


V.23 No.12 | 3/20/2014
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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #340: I Had an Experience on a Truck

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I am riding in a flatbed truck with some farm workers. I spot some tornadoes on the horizon. We arrive at "Washer Heaven." A Great Dane tries to climb over the rail into the truck. I pat his paw. "Good Dog", I say and try to push him off.


V.20 No.33 |

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

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Thanks to Paul for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


V.20 No.32 |
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I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


V.20 No.31 |

Two Handicap Spots

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I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


V.20 No.30 |
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Sent to me by Emma, she writes:

This is the wheelchair accessible sidewalk ramp and the sidewalk at the entrance of a hotel in Albuquerque. He left his Caddy there for 7 hours.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


Texasshole

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I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


V.20 No.29 |

Who Watches The Watchmen?

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Thanks to Scott for sending me this one. He writes:

This is how the "parking enforcer" was parked while she was giving out parking tickets.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


V.20 No.28 |
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Thanks to an anonymous friend for sending me this one. He writes:

Two spots for the cali ghetto cruiser. Here it is over two spots in a little lot.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


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Thanks to Andrew for sending me this one. He writes

Our State Police at work. Enjoy

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


C.O.P.S.

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Thanks to Dandee for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


V.20 No.27 |
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I took this one at the Target on Lomas last night, happy?

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


V.20 No.26 |
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Thanks to Johnny for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


Omaha Asshole

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Thanks to Frank for sending me this one. He writes:

In Omaha for the weekend and saw this asshole at the grocery store.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.


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