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V.26 No.20 | 5/18/2017
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All Your Favorite '80s Hits!

The D.A.R.E. era makes a comeback

Trump suggests he might violate Rohrabacher-Farr amendment in budget bill while also surrendering to opioid epidemic, and plant limit keeps rural New Mexicans from having access to providers.
V.26 No.14 | 04/06/2017

The Daily Word in Ax Murderers, Baby Makers and Russia

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Pregnant people—are they a baby machine or person? The way their bodies are regulated, you'd think they're a commodity.

You thought losing your online privacy was bad? Well, surprise, advertisers are coming at you every way they can now.

Look who's finally feelin' the Bern!

Russia has “warned” the US not to interfere (bomb) with Syria again.

Potential ax-murderer Andrew Poteet Magill charged after killing and nearly beheading Ruidoso-area resident Mary Ann Moorhouse.

You know there's proper etiquette of conversations over meals … for example, you know how you talk about acts of war over desert?

Republicans almost lost a congressional race in Kan.

V.26 No.12 | 03/23/2017

The Daily Word in the Downfall of the US, Fighting at Children's Basketball Games and RuPaul's Drag Race

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Let's talk about RuPaul's Drag Race's (low-key) transphobic history.

What would you do for 5 million dollars?

A message from the future: No more staggered time-delays during the Olympics in the US.

Teaching kids good sportsmanship by getting into a fist fight after yelling rude comments to children is why we can't have nice things.

Are we past the point of protecting the US from its downfall?

A brief look into everyone who's involved in the Trump-Russian Scandal.

As the UK withdraws from the EU, Scotland is making moves to exit, as well.

Now that the Clean Power Plan has been reversed, will the US still be able to achieve the goals set at the Paris Agreement? In short: Hell no.

V.26 No.11 | 03/16/2017

The Daily Word in Silencers, Credit Card Skimmers and the Supreme Court

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What happens when schizophrenics embrace the voices they hear?

There's been a shooting outside of the UK's Parliament in London.

Legislation is in the works to relax the long-standing federal regulation to make silencers easier to buy.

Google has created a new way to share your location with your contacts.

There are still potentially 19 credit card skimmers out and about in town.

Today is the third day of Neil Gorsuch's supreme court confirmation hearing.

Will TrumpCare be approved?

Another person from the Trump Campaign is connected to Russia … he was paid by “a Putin ally.”

V.26 No.10 | 03/09/2017

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The Daily Word in Longmire, beet juice and Girl Guides are scared to come to the US from Canada

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Local prostitutes just received the latest issue of the "Bad Guy List", an independent publication that details dangerous john sightings and tips on safe sex work.

Immigration and Customs is asking for a list of undocumented New Mexico corrections inmates.

Longmire is beginning it's final season of filming in New Mexico.

Here are some slight details regarding Trump's proposed changes to the Affordable Care Act.

The Canadian Girl Guides are suspending all their trips to the US.

Watch an old brick row house collapse almost on its own.

Estimates are the US will lose more than 10 billion in tourism dollars during the next four years.

Using beet juice to combat icy road conditions.


V.26 No.9 | 03/02/2017

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The Daily Word in Trump's baldness or hair, Trump's alternative facts and goodbye Albuquerque Cab

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Albuquerque Cab Company closed on Monday, citing competition from Uber as a contributing factor in the 40 year old company's demise.

Uber riders take note that riding in a yellow cab is safer than riding in a blue ... cab.

A New Mexico themed t-shirt made by J. Crew contains so many errors—including a large saguaro cactus— in its design that stores have been selling out of the unintentionally funny/stupid torso sheath.

There was a fire in the Bosque around Montano bridge yesterday.

President Trump's latest gaffe is a tweet blaming Obama for releasing 120 Gitmo prisoners "back to the battlefield". Obama's administration actually released a total of 9 prisoners while Bush released the other 113 Gitmo detainees.

Man ingests pregnant spider, spider gives birth, baby spiders begin crawling out of man's mouth. Really, tho, the only thing man ingested was some powerful LSD....

This is absolutely the BEST Trump-hair video yet.

V.26 No.8 | 02/23/2017

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The Daily Word in very underwhelming Trump rallies and the way-back machine for marijuana, health care, culture

RIP Bill Paxton

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Gas stations around the Duke City have been tampered with. APD recommends using cash to pay for gas if possible.

Dominique Perez, one of the APD officers who shot James Boyd, appears set to regain his job.

Latest President Trump revelation: former President Barack Obama and "his people" are responsible for White House leaks.

If you missed yesterday's massive rallies in support of Trump, the president is calling for another show of support this Saturday! This is known as "doubling down".

The Trump administration plans to begin enforcing federal marijuana laws, leaving states with legal medical and recreational cannabis with a feeling of uncertainty and provoking outrage throughout the marijuana industry.

RIP Bill Paxton.

V.26 No.7 | 02/16/2017

The Daily Word in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, Uber and the Slow Destruction of the US

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This one's for the laaadiiiessss! But really, ladies, take a look at this.

The Trump administration may soon be rescinding the rights trans students have in schools across the US.

Muslim activists raised over $70,000 to repair a vandalized Jewish cemetery.

Guess who the first rapper to be elected to join the Songwriters Hall of Fame is?

Instagram presents an original idea!

No person owes anyone else an explanation for their existence. People don't have to be nice to you for your own comfort.

What health services vital healthcare services will the Trump administration do away with next? Maternity leave? Oral and vision care for children? Habilitative services? Prescription assistance? There's so much to choose from!

Uber is finally addressing issues of sexism and sexual harassment.

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The Daily Word in tiny Trump videos, Shia LaBouef makes a wrong turn in Albuquerque on way from New York to L.A. and the light punishment for running over bicyclists in the Duke City

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Woman does cartwheels instead of sobriety test, fails.

A local motorist who seriously injured two bicyclists has been sentenced to probation, providing restitution and community service.

Vandals struck the wall where Shia LaBouef's increasingly famous art installation is located, near 7th and Central in downtown ABQ.

Homeland security, local police departments and ICE are about to launch a serious increase in deportations.

Milo Yiannopolus has resigned from Bretibart.com and is threatening to form his own media company which will soon be the only company that will publish anything he says.

Four Americans died in a dramatic plane crash in Melbourne, Australia.

The only thing funnier than the "tiny Trump" meme is the "tiny Trump" video meme.

V.26 No.6 | 02/09/2017

The Daily Word in Treason, Treasonists and Trump

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We're living in historic times—Russia will be the downfall of the Trump administration.

'Cause, ya know, they've been in contact with Russia constantly since Trump began campaigning.

So will the Senate actually investigate Michael Flynn?

Trump says “Fake News” illegally brought down treasonist Michael Flynn.

Design student and artist Pryanka Shah uses photography to explore how women are viewed in public.

Amanda Knox writes about intimate relationships in prison.

Should doggo do a high?

Pope Francis says Native people should have complete control of their land.

V.26 No.5 | 02/02/2017

The Daily Word in Fighting, Free Speech and the Islamic State

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American women prepare for four years of fighting.

Republicans are going to take literally everything, starting with free speech.

College cost, debt and student homelessness continues to rise.

Let's look at this “genocide” Donald Trump is talking about.

Betsy DeVos is the Secretary of Education now. What's next for the American education system?

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The Daily Word in more Trump horse sheet, legalizing cannabis in New Mexico and a meteor

Just one meteor but a dandy one

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While unlikely to happen soon, legal recreational cannabis use is closer than ever to becoming reality in New Mexico.

Fat lady who fell in comical fashion while riding a scooter and shopping for gallons of soda pop in a Walmart is speaking out about how everyone is laughing at her and it isn't funny.

President Trump wants you to know that there are thousands of terrorist attacks killing innocent midwest farmers and average Euro Svens news of which is being suppressed by evil media companies. Like Weekly Alibi, for instance. We could have reported on the briefcase nuke that destroyed UNM's Valencia campus, but rah rah terrorism (raspberry sound).

There isn't any actual skateboarding but still, this Russian skater is pretty damn high up in the air on the edge of a skyscraper, uh ... with his skateboard.

A spectacular meteor zoomed across a pile of states and part of Canada Monday morning.

Finally we may rest assured that huge amounts of LSD will not "fry" your brain and turn it into swiss cheese on a stale Trisket. You might develop a mental problem tho but that's different.

Let us all—all of us adults—enjoy Alistair Crowley's completely obscene 666 word poem about his girlfriend, who, in a tamer moment, he once compared to a hoover vacuum.

Here for your further enjoyment or, maybe, just to induce uncontrollable rage, is every tweet Trump has tweeted in the time he has had the POTUS Twitter account!

V.26 No.4 | 01/26/2017

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The Daily Word in Trump's orders, local fallout and ketamine grocery shopping

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The President's Muslim travel ban directly affects 110 UNM students.

Milo Yiannopoulus left a bad taste in everyone's mouth after he and his crew visited a local restaurant.

There's been a spate of threats to local Jewish centers in ABQ.

Vice has a very detailed running list of President Trump's executive orders and proposed law.

This google generated dream-filtered supermarket trip is a fair representation of what the world looked like when I was given intravenous ketamine for ten days last year.

Daimler is the latest company to make a deal with Uber for self-driving cars.

Event Horizon

Listen Up, Buster

Saturday, Jan 28: People's State of the Union: Share Your Views

Join a transition team to advise on directions and strategies for the new president.
V.26 No.3 | 01/19/2017

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The Daily Word in the new fascism, Taos avalanches and homicidal psychopaths

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There is an avalanche warning in the Taos area.

Santa Fe art collective Meow Wolf is working on a gigantic new installation, "The House of Eternal Return".

As many as 1 in 4 men in the United States have HPV.

The Trump administration claims the Donald's tweet about millions of illegal aliens voting illegally in the recent election is based on "evidence".

This teenage girl self-identifies as a "homicidal psychopath".

The Trump administration has eliminated spanish language options on the White House website.

President Trump has sided with Big Oil by green lighting the controversial Dakota Pipeline.

When your new pair of Adidas shoes is worn out, they simply decompose when put in water.