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V.25 No.4 | 01/28/2016

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The Daily Word in Trumpbridge, girlpower and the evolution of zombies

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Young Syrian refugees dream big ... and their dreams are awesome.

Trump accuses Cruz of fraud at Iowa caucus.

Obama is going to visit a mosque on US soil for the first time.

Wanna know a secret?

Yet another person dies in a APD/BCSO shooting.

Harry Potter fans beware: Trumpbridge is here.

NM Senate wants to raise teacher wages, but not sure where the money will come from.

If walking around with a wedgie all day is up your ... er ... alley, Levi's just came out with the "Wedgie" jean.

US businesses created 205K jobs in January.

Ever wondered about the evolution of zombies?

Zika virus is the new big bad.

V.25 No.4 | 1/28/2016

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The Daily Word in Pets, Politicians and Pro Football

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Eastside animal shelter is offering free microchips for 100 pets, today 11am-1pm first come, first serve.

The cats in Albuquerque's first cat cafe will be up for adoption.

It’s about time. A law is being proposed to require all school employees to pass a background check.

J.K. Rowling strikes again.

They did the thing with the ball! Hurray sports! Broncos and Panthers heading to the Superbowl.

Hawaii politician reaches out to Tinder to get the vote. Things do not work out as planned.

#Blizzard2016 has brought us snow swimming.

V.25 No.2 | 01/14/2016

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The Daily Word in protecting the Petroglyph National Monument, pharma bro and hangover-less booze

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New Mexico may soon have two different driver's licenses in order to comply with the Federal Real ID law.

Albuquerque may purchase land adjoining the Petroglyph National Monument in an effort to thwart development near the ancient site.

A local teen with Down Syndrome was robbed of his tablets, computer and other electronics he uses for school and to communicate with others.

Here is Stephen Hawking's list of top ways humans will destroy themselves and the planet.

Donald Trump proves lacking in knowledge of the Bible.

Experts agree Sarah Palin must be the surprise guest at a Trump rally today.

Univision Inc. now owns the controlling interest in the satire publication The Onion.

North Korea claims to have invented booze that won't give one a hangover.

Bro, don't call him "pharma bro" anymore, bro.

V.25 No.3 | 1/21/2016

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The Daily Word in banning Trump, Flint’s State of Emergency and Star Wars Undercover Boss

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Obama declares a State of Emergency for Flint, Michigan because of the contaminated water supply.

Parliament is currently debating whether or not to ban Trump from entering the UK.

A children’s book is pulled from Scholastic after negative feedback about the depiction of slavery.

A city of Albuquerque program is helping students prepare for their future careers.

The wealthiest 62 people in the world have as much money as the bottom 3.5 billion people combined. That’s insane.

The first flowering plant bloomed in space over the weekend.

Kylo Ren goes undercover.

V.25 No.1 | 01/07/2016

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The Daily Word in major I-40 & Louisiana Blvd construction, an electric car by Apple and Tavis Smiley vs Donald Trump

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The major rebuild of the eastbound I-40 Louisiana Blvd. off-ramp began last night and will be affecting traffic on I-40 and Louisiana Blvd. through June 2016.

David Bowie's first fan letter from America was sent by a New Mexican girl.

Some folks are raising awareness of oil exploration plans in Rio Rancho.

Donald Trump's latest twitter dispute is with Tavis Smiley, who is asking the media to start asking why Trump is so popular rather than simply marveling at Trump's popularity.

Apple is apparently developing an electric car.

Music and culture critic Robert Christgau writes about 6 things Bowie did in the '70s that changed music and culture.

The Free Range Kids movement is celebrating a new federal law that allows kids to walk to school at whatever age parents feel is appropriate.

World's most (in)famous county clerk, Kim Davis, will be attending the State of the Union address tonight.

You could be the proud owner of Anton LaVey's drawing of a "typical '70s male" if you have the economic might to win the eBay auction.

V.24 No.53 | 12/31/2015

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The Daily Word in Al Qaeda, Bosque Restoration and Newtonian Physics

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A new Al Qaeda recruiting video uses footage of Trump's anti-muslim sentiment.

A new study validates both sides of the home birth argument.

Santa Ana Pueblo's Bosque Restoration Division employs a successful mutlifacted approach to restoring the native habitat.

Getting to Trader Joe's will become even more difficult.

The National Guard is still at work helping residents affected by the storm in the SE part of the state.

APD reminds us that what goes up, must come down.

New Mexico residents can now register to vote online.

V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015

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The Daily Word in the misogyny of Donald Trump vs the misogyny of Steve Harvey

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An APD officer shot and killed a man last night.

An Albuquerque city councilor wants to stop people from panhandling at lucrative on/off ramps.

New Mexico's oil industry isn't happy about the steep drop in oil prices.

There's a new police officer lapel recording of drunken Governor Martinez.

An appeals court ruled on behalf of an Asian-American band called The Slants that the government can't deny a copyright on the grounds that something is offensive.

Trump continues to prove he is misogynist.

The sexual ecstasy terror threat level is high.

Stop what you are doing and immediately grok this Steve Harvey "wisdom".

V.24 No.45 | 11/05/2015

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The Daily Word in the Feds, football and propulsion systems that defy physics

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Federal investigators are interested in goings-on within Governor Susana Martinez' administration.

South by Southwest, Austin's yearly alternative music event, is the best way to see a year's worth of live music in a long weekend. Hint: it's not too late to find a Southwest flight to Austin and the hotels haven't sold out, yet.

The Lobo Football squad held off a fourth quarter field goal attempt to beat Utah State 14-13 at University Stadium on Saturday afternoon.

Wapo's teevee critic Hank Stuever laments the Donald's appearance on SNL.

The NM Environment Department will begin coordinating clean up efforts of a downtown Albuquerque toxic waste spill discovered in the 1990s.

NASA's Eagleworks Laboratories continues to test the controversial EmDrive.

Deerhoof plays at Sister tonight, yo.

V.24 No.44 | 10/29/2015

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Halloween DWI Checkpoint in Downtown Albuquerque This Saturday Night

Albuquerque Police want Halloween revelers to know that there will be a sobriety checkpoint somewhere in the Downtown area this Saturday night. Regulars and those living in the area can probably guess that APD will set up their checkpoint at either Central and Broadway or Coal and Broadway. No matter how many news outlets publish this information, APD will still bust some folks driving under the influence. So dress up in your sexy Donald Trump costume and hit the bars downtown, dance, see some music, but if you get too intoxicated to drive—and with the BAC limit at .08%, "too intoxicated" isn't hard to achieve—find another way to get home or to your booty call or dealer's house.

Have a safe Halloween by simply starting your night with a ride from one of Albuquerque's taxi services or, if you're under thirty, Uber. Unfortunately, AAA's Tipsy Tow service appears to have been discontinued in Albuquerque, but Albuquerque Cab does offer a free ride home (10pm-2am, Fri & Sat) through their Tavern Taxi service.

Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400

ABQ CAB: (505)-883-4888

Yellow/Checker Cab: (505)-247-8888

Green Cab: (505)-243-6800

V.24 No.42 | 10/15/2015

The Daily Word in the future is the present, who killed the four-year-old, and good old MJ

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Today is Back to the Future day, but no one is in a hovercraft.

A road rage incident has the city in shock. There is now new information on the suspect.

A realistic portrayal of what Trump would do with his first 100 days in office.

Jaden Smith plans to disappear. Please don't leave us, you are an irreplaceable voice of insight in the blind modern day Hollywood.

Joe Biden isn't running for president, and lots of people are surprised.

Dogs go to Utah instead of Heaven.

Listen to Smooth Criminal played on traditional Japanese instruments.

V.24 No.40 | 10/01/2015

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The Daily Word in a prairie dog playground, killifornia and circuitous "right to bear arms" arguments

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Albuquerque's Huning Highland neighborhood gets Burque on a list of "secretly cool cities".

The playground at Chelwood Elementary has really gone to the prairie dogs.

Balloon Fiesta truly underway now that there have been some balloon collisions with power lines and vehicles.

Assisted suicide is now legal in California.

The father of the man who allegedly went on a shooting rampage last week in Oregon blames, in part, the country's gun laws. Ironically, the mass-shooting suspect's mother was stockpiling guns out of fear that stricter gun laws in response to mass shootings would make it impossible to stockpile guns.

There's no such thing as a "sexy Donald Trump costume".

Watch this man set his apartment on fire while live streaming a demo of cigarette lighters.

Check out this groovy coffee table book of grindhouse cinema posters!

V.24 No.39 | 09/24/2015

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The Daily Word in Trump's tax plan, @snowden and how the sadness ended for the Log Lady (she died)

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Donald Trump's tax "plan" could destroy America.

It is National Coffee Day.

CYFD shut down an Albuquerque daycare center after it was discovered that a worker had regularly been "mistreating" babies.

A large bundle of weed fell out of the sky and crushed a dog house.

Carly Fiorina is pro-waterboarding.

Bigot county clerk Kim Davis has Pope Francis in her corner.

Edward Snowden opened a twitter account.

Whole Foods is laying off 1500 employees in order to cut prices in it's stores.

Twin Peak's Log Lady, aka Catherine Coulson, died yesterday.

V.24 No.30 | 07/23/2015

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The Daily Word in big ice cream, Rokudenashiko and a mysterious silver box in Jamestown.

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Two houses used as locations in "Breaking Bad" are on the market.

A local GOP official is in hot water after hosting a party featuring a Donald Trump piñata-smashing.

Pope Francis isn't so pope-ular anymore.

The remains of the 16th century leaders of Jamestown have been discovered.

Norway may now claim to be home of the world's largest ice cream cone.

Simply awesome photo series of 1970's-vintage motels.

Rad Japanese artist is facing criminal charges for transmitting data that can be used to create 3-D replicas of her hoo-ha.

Joyce Mitchell pled guilty to helping Richard Matt and David Sweat escape from Clinton Correctional.

There is a new Dr. Seuss book.

V.24 No.29 | 7/16/2015

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The Daily Word in Ukranian police, LGBTQIA-friendly Jesus and what privilege really looks like.

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What does “privilege” look like?

France opens its first pesticide-caused death investigation.

Republicans are afraid Trump is ruining their image.

Review of Confederate symbols in the Capitol to commence.

Remember Bill Cosby’s “Pound Cake” speech?

Jimmy Carter and Jesus think gay marriage is just fine.

Greece has submitted its official bailout request.

Selfies with #KyivPolice are symbols of hope for an end to corruption.

Let it rain, let it rain!

Las Vegas, NM Head Start to get federal funding.

V.24 No.24 | 06/11/2015

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The Daily Word in a Bernalillo County Commission meeting today about Santolina and some crayon talk

RIP Blaze Starr

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Cloudcroft destroyed a 16 foot piñata last weekend.

The Bernalillo County Commission is meeting to discuss the Santolina development today at 1pm.

The Colorado Supreme Court says yes, you can be fired for being a pothead. Or a medical marijuana user.

Donald Trump is running for president. Also, "Jeb!"

Never mind the bollocks, here's your high-APR Sex Pistols-themed Virgin credit card.

White black woman Rachel Dolezal debate moves into the peach and brown crayons arena.

American men and women are fatter than they were in the 60's.

Burlesque dancer Blaze Starr died.

The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup. Here are some weird Stanley Cup stories.

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