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The Daily Word in rage, threats, shootings, poisonous bites and beaver butts

Timeline and coverage of Navy Yard shootings from The Washington Post.

Raw sewage in the streets, town of Grants, NM. There's sewage in the streets, it's up to my knees.

The small town of Mogollon, NM is now much more isolated thanks to heavy rains.

Heavy rains mean good times for New Mexico's reptiles.

A bar in Colorado caught fire after some cleaning rags spontaneously combusted.

"Breaking Bad's" Mike Ehrmantraut (actor Jonathan Banks) reads fairy tales in the style of Mike Ehrmantraut.

The Costa Concordia was successfully righted off the coast of Italy.

The Turks shot down a Syrian military helicopter.

A TSA employee called in a bomb threat to LAX TSA Headquarters.

For the first time in its 32 year history Butterball's Turkey Talk Hotline has some male operators.

What happens when you get a black widow bite.

Darwin, the IKEA monkey, will remain in an animal sanctuary and not be returned to his "mother."

Hedgehogs like baths and other stuff. Also, beavers' anal gland secretions are tasty.

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The Daily Word in the Coors and Montano Wal-Mart appeal, a heavy metal disability and Arundo donax

Wal-Mart met with the city yesterday as part of their appeal for permission to build a store at Coors and Montano.

Is Sotheby's auction house misrepresenting properties in Santa Fe?

Interesting Rio Grande Sun article about a vehicular homicide case in northern New Mexico.

A Swede was granted disability benefits for his heavy metal music addiction.

This Osmonds record was kind of metal. And bizarre.

Purple Urine Bag Syndrome.

Homeland Security video on what to do during a mass-shooting is more effective if you listen to Led Zeppelin III at the same time.

The fast-growing arundo donax reed, a source of bio-fuel, may be the next Kudzu.

A federal employee is in trouble for farting too much at work.

The woman who was photographed at an Occupy protest being shot in the mouth with pepper spray has been fined $260.00.

Rioting in New Delhi over the gang rape that occurred last weekend.

Iron Butterfly member Lee Dorman died.

Learn about Rankin and Bass.

Ron Wood got married.


Food

Eeeee! Who you callin’ turkey, chicharrón?

Cracklin’ hot
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com
Cracklin’ hot

This week in Food, Ari LeVaux visits decades-old Chicharroneria Orozco’s new digs on Bridge and samples a golden-fried plate of turkey tails (aka colitas de pavo), one of the few non-pork meats in the place.

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In other chicharrón news, that’s the name of the porcine sidekick carried around by Lynette ("Shit Burqueños Say") in a new series of New Mexico State Fair commercials. Felicidades to Blackout Theatre and Expo New Mexico for a local marketing campaign that’s actually, and awesomely, local.

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V.21 No.31 | 8/2/2012
Cracklin’ hot
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com

Dish Jockey

Los Turkey Tails

Chicharroneria Orozco

The 23 year-old Chicharroneria Orozco has for years inhabited a drafty adobe on Isleta. But this summer it set up shop in new digs on the north side of Bridge, just west of the river, in the same building that the underwhelming Siete Mares used to occupy.

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The Daily Word in stalker apps, boos in Boston and impostor chiles

Rupert Murdoch considers splitting News Corp. in two.

Studies funded by the Alzheimer’s Society find that dementia may be caused by a stressful lifestyle.

Facebook cancels its “Find Friends Nearby” app, also affectionately referred to as the “Stalker App.”

President Obama is booed in Boston after making a joke about the Red Sox’ recently departed third baseman Kevin Youkilis.

Rielle Hunter and John Edwards have broken up.

Travel site Orbitz will display more expensive hotels to Mac users than PC users searching the same site.

Bath salts? A Texas man attacks a dog and then proceeds to eat it after police say he took a synthetic drug.

A law that aims to stop impostor New Mexico chiles goes into effect on Sunday.

James Cameron plans to shoot Avatar 2, 3 and 4 starting this fall.

Consensus No. 1 overall NBA Draft pick Anthony Davis trademarks two phrases pertaining to his distinct unibrow.

A Jew-hating Elmo is booted out of Central Park.

Turkey vows to retaliate after Syria shoots down their fighter jet.

Subway construction in Greece leads to a discovery of an ancient Roman road.

Former Truth or Consequences police officer Noah Pestak might face a statutory rape charge after marrying a 15-year-old last month.

Happy Birthday, Mick Jones!

Food

(gChile x trky + chz)bread2 = ABQTurkey

Who you callin’ turkey?
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com
Who you callin’ turkey?

Green chile. Turkey. Cheese. Bread. That’s it. The classic “Albuquerque turkey” sandwich is about as simple as it gets, which means the quality of the ingredients that go into it—and the perhaps atmosphere around it—are paramount. In this week’s food section, professional gobbler Ari LeVaux makes a case that JohnDhi’s nails both ends of the ABQT equation.

V.21 No.18 | 5/3/2012
Who you callin’ turkey?
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com

Dish Jockey

Stalking the Albuquerque Turkey

JohnDhi’s BBQ

The “Albuquerque turkey” sandwich is the lesser-celebrated cousin of the green chile cheeseburger. This simple combination of flavors is found in most any Burque sandwich shop—including Subway franchises—and even in pie-form at some pizzerias. As with the green chile cheeseburger, it’s possible to try too hard. But all that really matters are the bare essentials: green chile, turkey, cheese and bread, in roughly that order. JohnDhi’s BBQ, on Rio Grande and Griegos, makes one of the tastiest versions in town.

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The Daily Word in Egypt, UFOs and free rides

Turkey-shapes-made-from-other-food competition. David Byrne entered two.

Tavern Taxi will drive you home for free this weekend if you've had a few drinks. Good for anywhere in Bernalillo County. 999-1400.

Black Friday shopping rage.

Businesses struggle on Lead, and road construction through the holiday season could mean local shops won't survive.

More UFO sightings in New Mexico than usual.

Worst movies ever.

Since the Republicans don't want him, ex-Gov. Gary Johnson might go Libertarian.

Sandiago's Mexican Grill cooks up a Thanksgiving feast for foster kids and their families.

Egyptians protest the military regime.

Journalist talks about her assault in Egypt by riot police.

The world's first full face transplant.

The rogue ad man behind Buy Nothing Day and the Occupy movement.

Changes to the Catholic mass.

Famous people who died in 2011.

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The Daily Word in Republican Debates, Prisoner Exchange and Strip Searches

Republican presidential candidates debated in Las Vegas last night. Hey Sarah Palin, who do you think won?

Turkish troops enter Iraq after Kurdish attacks kill 26 Turkish soldiers.

Tea Party leaders asks small businesses to stop hiring people until Obama stops his war against business.

Prisoner exchange in Israel.

Lions, tigers and bears on the loose in Ohio after zookeeper commits suicide.

Officer-involved shooting in Grants.

Doctors say you should never use bumper pads in infant cribs.

Strip search called for at the World Scrabble Championship after a letter goes missing.

Bill Gates to testify in Windows 95 antitrust case. Wait, what?

America's angriest cities.

In 2013 we mine the moon!

For fretful parents only: how to diagnose your toddler with ADHD.

Ten things debt collectors won't tell you.

New Zealand Mom spreads STD rumor to sabotage daughter's rival.

This day in history: wind power edition.

Eighteen years after his death, River Phoenix's final movie will be released.

How Barnes & Noble is wrecking comics.

The Stone Roses set to reunite after 15 years.

Movember is almost upon us.

Horror nerds are the worst type of nerds, right?

Harry Belafonte falls asleep during interview.

Screw you puppies!

True Blood adds new blood characters.

Happy Birthday Robert Reed!!!

V.20 No.22 | 6/2/2011
Gorgonzola cheese and applewood-smoked bacon beef up the Five Star Burger.
Sergio Salvador salvadorphoto.com

Locovore

Five Star Burgers

Meat that’s bloody well done

Last week I explained the new direction this review column is taking, including the fact that I’ll no longer be eating or writing about mystery meat. There are many shades of mystery, and this simple-sounding mandate was tested numerous times during my first attempt to follow it at Five Star Burgers—with tasty results.

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The Daily Word 5.6.11

Eat more salt, off-shore drilling bill, al Qaeda threats and sea monsters

Al Qaeda is mad and making some threats against the U.S.

Kurdish separatists are mad and making some threats against Turkey.

France kicks out Libyan diplomats; Russia and China stick up for Libya.

House passes Republican-sponsored bill to expand off-shore drilling.

Study shows you should probably eat more salt.

Oh no, county officials got free concert tickets!

D.C. schools receive envelopes full of white powder, but no illnesses or deaths.

Access Industries takes over Warner Music.

You could buy the Home Alone house.

Scientists find proof of ancient sea monster fisticuffs.

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The Daily Word 11.25.10: Snow!, adopt a turkey, South Korea

Snow!

A bird in a bird in a bird in a pig.

Or, adopt a turkey instead of eating it.

Many police officers will be out patrolling for drunk drivers today.

I-40 re-opens after a big car smash. I-25 closed at Menaul.

There were few women at the first Thanksgiving. (So let the turkey burn. Have a beer.)

Sheriff admits to selling old body armor to military personnel, resigns.

How Obama and Palin will spend Thanksgiving.

South Korea's defense chief steps down.

Feds working to ban chemicals in herbal synthetic marijuana.

This woman was trapped for 20 days in a bathroom.

Lord Flight is sorry for saying changes to welfare would give poor people an incentive to breed.

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The Daily Word 6.8.10: Obama Kicks Ass, Turkey Hates Google, GM Recalls

Obama looking for someone’s “ass to kick” when it comes to the BP oil spill.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is heckled during a speech by America’s Future Now protesters.

Teachers in Chicago sue the city for oversized classes.

Turkey passes an internet ban on all things Google.

Los Angeles forces 400 medical marijuana dispensaries to close.

A cross is used to beat an elderly woman to death at an Arkansas church.

GM recalls 1.4 million vehicles due to heated windshield washer fluid causing a fire hazard.

Hall & Oates are cancelling their concert at the Arizona Diamondback’s Chase Field in protest of SB 1070.

Elton John performed at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding!?

Galileo’s fingers are on display in a Florence, Italy museum.

Three’s your limit; the Blue Corn Café and Rio Chama Steakhouse impose drink restrictions.

V.18 No.48 | 11/26/2009

Feature

The Good, The Bad and The Beaujolais

’Tis the season for this controversial holiday wine

Last week’s release of Beaujolais Nouveau arrived like clockwork, just as it does every third Thursday in November. Whether the harvest was good or bad—and whether the wine is good or bad—signs in bistro windows shout to passersby, “Le Beaujolais Nouveau Est Arrivé!” (“The Beaujolais Nouveau has arrived!”)

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