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V.22 No.52 | 12/26/2013

Reel World

Family film feast

KiMo marathons and Stephen King double features—a look at all the hot film happenings around New Mexico.
V.22 No.1 | 1/3/2013

2 p.m. Slump

I Ran Over a Gummy Bear

Bad Lip Reading does Twilight

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Edward and Bella
This morning’s Daily Word brought us a One Direction-turned-epic-foreign-thriller masterpiece. And what can one do after seeing such beauty but watch every other Bad Lip Reading montage ever made? Now, I was familiar with the hilariously-interpreted segments of the presidential elections, The Hunger Games and Gotye, but Twilight was a new wonder for me.

There is nothing better than watching Kristen Stewart, with her single expression and ever-concerned eyebrows talk about leftover cake and cute dwarves. So, ladies and gentlemen, sit back, relax and enjoy the dialogue you wish The Twilight Saga would include. (Videos after the jump)

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V.20 No.43 |

news

The Daily Word in ghost sex, impending asteroid doom and Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Daily Word

Pakistan votes to normalize relations with India.

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg says the banks didn't cause the financial crisis.

Hermain Cain doesn't seem to know that China has nuclear weapons.

Hooray! New Mexico is number one for overdose deaths. Oh wait …

Anonymous backs away from its threat against the Zetas drug cartel, but have stepped up their attacks on child pornography fans.

Rick Perry wasn't drunk when he gave that drunk-sounding speech.

Kenyan Air Force uses Twitter to warn civilians their town is about to be bombed.

Who are the Tea Party's biggest hypocrites?

My sales manager really wants you to know about this Justin Bieber news.

Four members of a Georgia militia are accused of a terror plot.

Are ghosts having sex in this Ohio woman's house?

Prostate cancer found in 2,250 year-old-mummy

Lobos win!

There's no escaping these new speed cameras.

An asteroid will pass between the Earth and the Moon next week.

So Metallica and Lou Reed released an album together. Sigh.

What is America's most acceptable prejudice?

The case for cheap wine.

When will little Adolf Hitler be returned to his parents?

Anne Rice says the vampires from Twilight are lame.

Happy birthday Steve Ditko!!!

Thanks to Emily, Constance and John for the tips!

V.20 No.2 | 1/13/2011

news

The Daily Word 01.10.11: Peter Yates and Ashley Turton died, giant Twilight tattoo, castration and bird death theories.

The Daily Word

Ashey Turton died in a burning car.

Peter Yates, director of Bullitt, died.

Gabrielle Giffords is still alive.

Here are CNN’s blow-by-blow factoids on the shooting.

There’s snow in the South and they’re not used to it.

A journalist was castrated.

Here’s the world’s biggest Twilight back tattoo.

An Italian zoologist believes thousands of turtledoves died from indigestion from overeating. Others say massive deaths are common.

Here’s a robot ball you can control with your cell phone.

Some prairie dogs escaped from the Columbus zoo.

Here’s the Don Kenn Gallery of creepy drawings.

SJP looks like a horse.

Albuquerque could get snow today.

NM troops head to Kosovo.

Bail is $60,000 for Cesar Dominguez-Garcia, the UNMH Shooter.

Happy Birthday, Pat Benatar.

V.19 No.23 | 6/10/2010

Video Games

Webgame Wednesday. Twilight: Eclipse Interactive

In case you didn't know (although I'm pretty sure you did), the latest film in the Twilight Saga opened in theaters today. I'm not the biggest fan of the mopey book/film series, so I was mighty tickled to find the 8-bit Twilight: Eclipse Interactive game on YouTube. Now, you're going to have to cut me a little slack on this one. It's not really a game. It's a series of linked YouTube animations, showing us what a crappy Twilight game would have looked like had it hit home consoles during the 8-bit NES era. The animations are interactive, though, and require you to click through certain "Choose Your Own Adventure"-type boxes at the end of each short video. Your choices lead you to the next video--which isn't all that different from crummy old point-and-click video games. The cutscenes are hilarious, giving the film the good solid ribbing it deserves.

V.18 No.50 | 12/10/2009

Did you know they make these?

It’s a candybar with Edward on it.

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