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V.25 No.31 | 08/04/2016

The Daily Word in Churks, Forward Thinking and Real Money

By Joshua Lee [ Sat Aug 6 2016 8:41 AM ]
The Daily Word

Delta Airlines is showing an edited version of the film Carol, where all of the lesbian kissing scenes have been removed. Ironic, considering the film depicts life among the backward, closed minds of the 50's. Progress.

Meet the "churk," a real-life government genetic engineering experiment in 1960 that resulted in a chicken-turkey hybrid. This monster was mentally retarded, physically deformed and grew twisted feathers. Science.

Irish police chased down a UFO and pulled it over. Turns out the whole thing was a publicity stunt (false flag operation) that the cops were in on (conspiracy)to promote a children's art festival (Illuminati indoctrination camp). Confirmed.

Two completely different women in Ghana are accused of being reckless witches. Reckless, because they both apparently crash landed while flying. One was in the form of a bird (allegedly) until she smashed into a woman's house and turned back into a human. The other was flying somewhere (allegedly) when she felt an "electric shock" that made her fall from the sky. According to the article: "There have, however, been suggestions that the woman might have been suffering from mental problems." Understatement.

A Florida judge said during a ruling that Bitcoin isn't real money. I can't tell if this is good or bad. Uncertainty.

FBI Director James Comey gave an address to the American Bar Association annual conference and told everyone the awful news: The FBI has a ton of trouble breaking into people's phones. And unfortunately, government agencies have no recourse. That means it's up to us—the little people—to make it possible for them to spy on us. Cooperation.

V.25 No.26 | 06/30/2016

The Daily Word in Spain, UFOs and Clinical Possession

By Joshua Lee [ Sun Jul 3 2016 11:33 AM ]
The Daily Word

Two government workers in Spain got busted for skipping work ... for 15 years!

Hey, look what else happened in Spain: A woman was arrested after allegedly stalking Stephen Hawking across multiple countries and sending him death threats.

Yesterday was World UFO Day. If you missed this most joyous of occasions, you can make up for it with a YouTube marathon of paranoid UFO conspiracy "documentaries."

Board-certified psychiatrist Richard Gallagher says sometimes, crazy people are legitimately possessed by evil spirits. He notes that some "possessed" people speak in languages they shouldn't know or can even know secrets about strangers. (I don't think he's ever heard of "cold reading." Look it up.)

Some badass NM scientists are going after the Zika virus by enacting large-scale genocide on those blood-sucking mosquito jerks.

V.25 No.25 | 06/23/2016
J. Grisham

Event Horizon

Probees Anonymous

Thursday, Jun 30: Roswell UFO Festival

By Joshua Lee [ Wed Jun 29 2016 10:00 AM ]
Light parade, 10k, alien costume contest and intergalactic carnival to celebrate all things extraterrestrial.
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V.25 No.11 | 03/17/2016

News

The Daily Word in terrorism, stolen UFOs and expensive ships

By Renee Chavez [ Wed Mar 23 2016 11:42 AM ]
The Daily Word

A Seattle man has climbed an 80-foot tree and won't come down.

The Navy's new destroyer costs $4.4 billion.

Astronauts may find Easter eggs in newest supply shipment to the International Space Station.

Is there any logic to suicide bombings?

Las Cruces police officer gets nine years for sexual assault; City settles for $3 million.

A UFO has been stolen from a Roswell museum.

A five-year-old girl saved her mother from drowning.

The search for the Brussels attack suspects is on.

ISIS understands propaganda and how to use the media to its advantage.

Still trying to think up a decent April Fools prank?

V.25 No.6 | 02/11/2016
compfight.com

Event Horizon

Aliens Made Me Write This

Saturday, Feb 20: Richard Smith at the NM UFO and Paranormal Forum

By Megan Reneau [ Thu Feb 18 2016 10:30 AM ]
A local author will be discussing his newest book.
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V.24 No.41 | 10/08/2015
morguefile.com

Event Horizon

The Truth is Out There ... in Rio Rancho

2015 New Mexico UFO Conference

By Devin D. O'Leary [ Thu Oct 15 2015 3:00 PM ]
What does the government really know? Learn the truth about UFOs.
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V.24 No.4 | 1/22/2015

news

The Daily Word in the new “X Files,” goodbye Blackbird Buvette and the saddest day of the year.

By Carl Petersen & Constance Moss [ Mon Jan 19 2015 12:23 PM ]
The Daily Word

Today is Blue Monday, the saddest day of the year.

It’s also MLK Day.

It’s also the last day of business for Blackbird Buvette.

The Seahawks will face the Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX.

Liberace’s hologram is going on tour.

Tiger Woods’ front tooth is missing.

The Jesus Bandit remains at large in Hawaii.

There was live sex on stage at a Dead Kennedys concert.

There’s no such species as a black panther.

The X Files” is coming back to TV with Mulder and Scully.

Here’s what guitar strings do.

You’ll be surprised by some of these amazingly cheap movie props.

Deep-fried batteries are the future.

You remember things better with your eyes closed.

More knockouts at Knockouts.

A strange diamond-shaped object appeared in the sky above Albuquerque.

The Walmart shooter remains at large.

Happy birthday, Dolly Parton.

V.23 No.38 | 9/18/2014
Cinema 5 Distributing

Crib Notes

Crib Notes: Sept. 18, 2014

By August March
From APD undercover to democratic litigation, test your knowledge of last week’s New Mexico news with the Alibi pop quiz.
V.23 No.31 | 7/31/2014

news

The Daily Word in WWI, wacky weather and other worries.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jul 28 2014 12:19 PM ]
The Daily Word

Happy 100th birthday, World War I.

Massive, explosive decompression brought down MH17.

A tornado hit near Boston.

A lightning storm hit Venice Beach.

I wonder if Palin TV will show Lidsville.

Watch the trailer for the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode.

Now worry about kissing-bug disease.

A UFO terrifies Toronto.

Sexual harrassment at Comic-Con exists.

Get ready for the new mass extinction.

Progress Now NM is pushing for $25 fines for marijuana possission.

An Albuquerque hot dog cart was stolen.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Go swimming!

Happy birthday, Steve Morse.

V.23 No.27 | 7/3/2014

news

The Daily Word in name tags, necrophilia and North Korea.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jun 30 2014 11:25 AM ]
The Daily Word

North Korea fired two missiles at Seth Rogan and James Franco.

Rest in peace, Bobby Womack.

They got Tyler’s name tag wrong at Taco John’s.

Fire kills spiders.

Was Jimmy Savile a necrophiliac?

The Nanny from Hell is packing her bags.

Will you see a UFO tonight?

Congratulations on your latest statistical victory, New Mexico.

There’s a fire in the Jemez.

A woman claims she was blackmailed by an APD officer.

An Albuquerque woman called her boyfriend 77,000 times in one week?

Happy birthday, Terry Funk.

Susan Petersen, thank you for the links!

V.23 No.20 | 5/15/2014

news

The Daily Word in faster speed limits, the hot coffee lawsuit and raises for APD.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon May 12 2014 10:56 AM ]
The Daily Word

The kidnapped girls were converted to Islam.

I believe clouds are actually alien spaceships.

What’s the real story behind the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit?

How to buy used stuff.

Rest in peace, Leslie Carlson.

A hipster cruise ship plays “Seven Nation Army.”

Nightclub owners take note: obstructed exits provide for more efficient evacuation without stampeding.

Speculation abounds about Apple buying Beats Electronics.

Learn what’s next in the saga of the exploding whale.

Social media and mental illness are a bad mix.

The Albuquerque to Bernalillo speed limit is going up to 75 mph.

The Signal Peak fire near Silver City has consumed 3,000 acres.

Do APD officers need a raise?

Happy birthday, Burt Bacharach.

V.23 No.19 |

news

The Daily Word in grasshopper clouds, millennial habitats and synthetic drugs

By August March [ Thu May 8 2014 12:21 PM ]
The Daily Word

Swarms of grasshoppers have been observed in many areas of Albuquerque.

Hello and goodbye, Nicolas Gregory Chili Buss.

A drought advisory has been issued by the Albuquerque Bernalillo County Water Authority.

A new pool for the South Valley is needed but is not funded.

The DEA is busy busting local synthetic-drug pushers.

Some bad men who beat and then kidnapped an El Paso man, driving him to Albuquerque in the process, have been sentenced to long prison terms.

There is a job fair for veterans today at the Convention Center.

Millennials have a habitat. Knowledge of that habitat can be exploited by capitalists seeking to acquire more feria.

UFO expert Alejandro Rojas posted this letter about Kirtland Air Force Base and the Paul Bennewitz controversy.

Journal columnist Leslie Linthicum, writing about the recent City Council meeting takeover, is criticized by a commenter for “keeping with Albuquerque Journal's longstanding policy of presenting uninformed corporate stoogery as journalism."

V.22 No.27 |

news

The Daily Word in BP appeals case, Roswell and Google Doodle and superhero villains

By Mark Lopez [ Mon Jul 8 2013 10:18 AM ]
The Daily Word

BP Lawyer cites "irreparable injustices" in how settlement payments are being handled.

Officials probe why a jet that crash landed in San Francisco was flying too slow before it hit the runway.

Authorities search for 40 missing people after a train blast in Quebec town that killed five.

Michael Allen speaks out in speculation over whether Albuquerque police could have spared his brother, Vincent Wood, who was shot multiple times on Friday night.

Albuquerque remembers Austin Hudson-LaPore.

Google Doodle and Roswell? Oh, we're there!

City planners want to make Central a little snazzier! Neon signs anyone?

First Batman ... and now Spider-Man? I thought superheroes were supposed to fight crime!

V.21 No.50 | 12/13/2012

news

The Daily Word is, “X-37B is a good name for a spaceship.”

By Nick Brown [ Tue Dec 11 2012 11:09 AM ]
The Daily Word

Mythical creatures abound near Farmington.

A bobcat ate her pet bunny.

A UFO and an officer from the grave or something.

"X-37B come in! Can your read me? Over."

" X-37B is a good name for a spaceship. Over."

Driving dogs? Now I've seen everything.

Hipster food.

Albuquerque historical blogger alert. Take pictures of the Silver Moon Lodge.

Santa Fe got snow.

Look out for the Dylan Redwine kidnapping scam.

There was a party stabbing at the Sandpiper Apartments.

I say hipster, you say needlepoint.

How to fight like Captain Kirk. (Thanks, Tom!)

Happy birthday Teri Garr.

V.21 No.49 | 12/6/2012

news

The Daily Word in the Octomom, earthquakes and Marley’s Mellow Mood.

By Nick Brown [ Tue Dec 4 2012 10:25 AM ]
The Daily Word

Iran captured an American drone, it claims.

An earthquake rocked Anchorage.

News Corp. is shutting down its iPad newspaper, The Daily.

Shakira’s ex-boyfriend is suing her for $100 million.

A magician’s hair caught on fire.

Asperger’s disorder is no longer a psychiatric diagnosis.

Unborn babies battle in the womb.

The Czechs indicted Lamb of God’s singer on manslaughter charges.

There will be no apocalypse, Russians claim.

Spiders are getting bigger.

Cats eat pizza.

Animals yawn.

Denver’s UFOs might just be bugs.

James Bond is everywhere.

Celebrity tattoo artist Kat Von D has a stalker.

Marley’s Mellow Mood made kids sick.

Octomom's porn video was nominated for four AVN awards.

A Deming deputy shot himself.

Somebody was watching porn in a former cop’s house.

Look for stolen cars at the Motel 6 on Alameda.

Happy birthday Fred Armisen.

Thanks to Chris Johnson, Constance Moss and Susan Petersen for the link help.

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