V.24 No.6 |
The Daily Word in courtroom Deflategate, a severed nose and Harvard sex
By Mark Lopez [ Fri Feb 6 2015 9:38 AM ]
Aviation authorities have released data concerning TransAsia Airways Flight 235, which crashed on Wednesday, leaving 35 people dead, 15 injured and 8 missing.
Pro-Russia rebels and Ukraine have agreed on a humanitarian corridor to evacuate civilians.
A 6-year-old boy's family conspired to have him kidnapped to teach him not to be “too nice” and alert him of “stranger danger.”
Apparently, jokes about Deflategate are not appropriate during a murder trial.
Harvard University updated a school policy to include a “clear prohibition” against professors and undergraduate students doing the nasty.
Taxes: It's that time of year, y'all. So obviously, the state of New Mexico released their “At Risk” audit list to point out which agencies have missed their audit deadlines.
Belen Middle School basketball coach Frankie Griego, who was accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a 10th-grader, committed suicide.
A woman who is accused of assaulting a peace officer has made it onto the state's most-wanted list.
Hey y'all, “Better Call Saul” starts this Sunday! Read our interview with Café Lush owner Tom Docherty, whose restaurant appears in the premiere episode.
A man from Caracas, Venezuela, has undergone several procedures (including having his nose cut off) to look like a villain from Captain America. Warning: These photos are graphic, ewwwwwww.
V.24 No.6 | 2/5/2015
The Daily Word in Super Bowl, sex changes, swords, and seeing shadows
By Carl Petersen & Constance Moss [ Mon Feb 2 2015 12:27 PM ]
The Patriots won the Super Bowl.
The Super Bowl commercials were bland this year.
Bruce Jenner is transitioning into life as a woman.
A new dinosaur was discovered in China.
An Albuquerque toddler shot his parents with a handgun.
Here are the rules for buying food with love at McDonald’s.
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning.
Here are five things you didn’t know about Groundhog Day, the movie.
Our next alibi issue is our special love issue and will feature sex toy reviews by members of the alibi staff. In the meantime, here are a few sex toys you may want to stay away from.
Vladimir Putin has resumed the war in Ukraine.
Back in December, the Russian court banned the music and artwork of Cannibal Corpse.
You can see Cannibal Corpse in the land of the free tonight at the Sunshine theater, along with Behemoth, Aeon, and Tribulation.
V.23 No.33 | 8/14/2014
The Daily Word in driving, shooting, falling and dying.
By Carl Petersen [ Mon Aug 11 2014 11:39 AM ]
Tony Stewart ran over Kevin Ward, killing him during NASCAR training.
A police shooting sparks violence and looting in MO.
A rocket attack assist resulted in a Ukraine jail break.
James Corden will be the newsest face of late night talk.
A double-decker bus crashed in Times Square.
Be careful what you eat in Colorado.
Cigarette butts can help store electricity.
Don’t take a selfie by a cliff.
APD seeks a suspect in a home invasion on Coal.
There was a shooting at Wyoming and Central.
Happy birthday, Hulk Hogan.
V.23 No.31 |
The Daily Word in methane craters, an officer-involved shooting and the Central Avenue underpass flood problem
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Aug 5 2014 1:03 PM ]
A BernCo sheriff's deputy shot a man who rammed his patrol car and trapped the deputy inside.
A city councilman introduced a controversial proposal that would substantially reduce marijuana possession penalties.
The remains of a missing hiker were recovered from the Santa Fe forest.
The city may finally do something about the lake that forms in the Central Avenue underpass when it rains heavily.
An Afghan soldier killed an American General, the highest ranking US service member to die in conflict since Vietnam.
There's intense fighting in Ukraine.
Guardians of the Galaxy's James Gunn once made some funny porn spoofs.
Media giant Gannett is splitting its newspaper and broadcast/digital divisions in order to make the lackluster print portion debt-free. And then, presumably, they'll throw it into a black hole so that it remains debt-free. Forever.
Huge methane gas releases caused by global warming appear to be causing the mysterious Siberian craters.
Here are some of the scant details on the Ebola "cure" administered to two American aid workers.
Check out the Disobedient Objects in the Victoria and Albert Museum.
V.23 No.25 | 6/19/2014
Odds & Ends
By Devin D. O’Leary
From Ukraine to Alabama, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.21 |
The Daily Word in bat bombs, Steve Perry and a cage fight at UNM
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue May 27 2014 1:45 PM ]
No water at Heron Lake marina again this year.
Ever heard of the bat bomb project?
Click here to find out how to get free swim passes.
There was a Steve Perry sighting.
A You Tube video posted by Eliot Rodger foreshadowed his rampage.
A Swede found a baby elk in his Volvo after smashing into a mother elk.
V.23 No.18 |
The Daily Word in Burquenos take over city council chambers, Monica Lewinsky takes back her life and a wife who never imagined APD would take her husband's life
Rob Ford disappeared on his way to rehab
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue May 6 2014 12:18 PM ]
The tour of "Old Main", the former NM penitentiary, sounds pretty good. And pretty creepy.
The new Rail Yard market in Downtown Albuquerque last weekend was hugely successful.
When she called police to their Ventana Ranch home last weekend, the wife of the man killed by police figured his arrest would be the worst possible outcome.
Toronto mayor Rob Ford went off the radar after turning back to Canada on his way to an American rehab. If they know, his family isn't saying where he is at this time.
An anti gay-marriage GOP senate candidate was once upon a time a professional drag queen.
In other gay-marriage-related (no, really) news, a florida man wants to marry his "porn-filled Apple computer".
A resurfaced Monica Lewinsky says it's "time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress".
Check out these pics of LA's lamentably long-gone Pacific Ocean Park.
Germany has advised its citizens to leave east and south Ukraine, saying war is imminent.
V.23 No.15 |
The Daily Word in Google drones, banning cars from the Santa Fe plaza and rumours of an AC/DC breakup have snowballed
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 15 2014 11:46 AM ]
Albuquerque police and family members are looking for this mentally disabled kid who ran away from school on April 9th. He was last seen (by this writer) in the 4th and Central area yesterday evening.
There was blood on the moon last night.
Google bought a drone company in Moriarty, New Mexico.
Pollution in China is affecting the weather.
Things are heating up in Ukraine.
Dr. Kevorkian painted a lot of surreal and creepy pictures.
There is a smoke ring halo over England.
Munich has "official nudist zones".
It was a long way to the top in this dog eat dog world, but it now looks like the end of the highway for AC/DC.
V.23 No.15 | 4/10/2014
Odds & Ends
By Devin D. O’Leary
From Denmark to Germany, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.13 |
The Daily Word in a 1,000 year old Native American, a 160 year old tortoise and a million jars of peanut butter
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 1 2014 11:30 AM ]
Justifying the use of tear gas during Sunday's anti-police-violence demonstration, APD chief Eden points to a man allegedly wielding an AK-47.
The dialogue concerning APD's pattern of employing lethal force is taking place on some interesting social media pages.
Media outlets across the nation are picking up the story of James Boyd's death and the resultant public outrage.
A boy in Utah found the remains of an ancient Native American.
Kelly's Brewpub is canning their beer using a mobile cannery.
Defunct peanut butter manufacturer Sunland ended up dumping all their left-over jars of peanut butter.
Glenn Beck is the subject of a defamation suit related to the Boston Marathon bombings.
This guy is going to sleep inside a bear for two weeks.
Attention: Lego is a tool of Satan.
V.23 No.11 |
The Daily Word in a radiation spike in Carlsbad, a news chopper crash and more NSA revelations
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 18 2014 11:54 AM ]
Carlsbad has seen an increase in radiation levels, but it's not related to the recent accidents at the nearby Waste Isolation Pilot Plant. Click here for a schedule of informational meetings about the radiation leaks.
Banksy is having a new exhibit in Stockholm.
There was a dramatic news helicopter crash in Seattle.
More money has been added to the fund to compensate workers and family affected by the garment factory collapse in Bangladesh.
Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 appears to have changed course on purpose.
The New Mexico Senate is considering a bill that would help preserve native seeds.
V.23 No.12 | 3/20/2014
The Daily Word in St. Patrick’s Day, your weird brain and another police shooting.
By Carl Petersen [ Mon Mar 17 2014 10:59 AM ]
Obama has sanctions for Russia.
George Michael gave up sucking on pot pipes.
IOS 7.1 has problems.
Rest in peace, David Brenner.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Let’s turn the river green.
Let’s try to have an ASMR episode today.
Don’t forget to remember to forget.
What puts the fire in the firefly?
Police shot a guy in the foothills.
It’s illegal to sleep in your car and to drive in your bed.
Happy birthday, Kurt Russell.
V.23 No.9 |
The Daily Word in Candy Lady vs candy lady, a radioactive parking lot and Rob Ford on Kimmel
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 4 2014 10:27 AM ]
A number of new TV series will soon start shooting in and around Albuquerque.
A new candy lady is moving into the original Candy Lady location in Old Town.
WIPP may be shut down, but shipments of radioactive waste are still arriving.
New Mexico ranked as 33rd happiest state in 2013.
Scientists revived a 30,000 year old virus found in Siberia.
Rob Ford was (surprise) made a fool on Kimmel last night.
Check out the world's biggest (blimp-copter-thingy) aircraft.
Homeless person found living in her car with 24 cats and three dogs.
Philadelphia's "Swiss Cheese Pervert" facing more charges.
Uh ... 50 Cent featuring Jehovah's Witnesses using sign language to discourage deaf masturbation.
V.23 No.8 | 2/20/2014
The Daily Word in Ukraine, Uganda and, you guessed it, eugenics.
By Carl Petersen [ Mon Feb 24 2014 10:22 AM ]
Our army is shrinking.
Fox plans to make a movie about Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea.
Will the FDA approve eugenics? Khaaan!
Ukraine’s fugitive ex-president is sought for “mass murder.”
There’s a new anti-gay law in Uganda.
Rest in peace, Maria von Trapp.
Discover the secret origin of the Bloody Mary.
Discover the secret origins of dirty words.
Take this good email advice.
Beware Paseo Del Norte.
Happy birthday, James Farentino.
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