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V.24 No.35 | 8/27/2015


The Daily Word in Black Monday, Guns N’ Roses and difficulty urinating

By Constance Moss [ Mon Aug 24 2015 11:01 AM ]
The Daily Word

After stopping a terrorist attack aboard a high-speed Euro train, three Americans and one Brit were awarded the Legion of Honor by the President of France.

Devastating fires in California and Washington are severely taxing firefighting resources, and making the New Mexican skies look more like Los Angeles.

In local fire-related news, firefighters were still trying to put out a blaze at a strip mall near Coors and Sequoia this morning hours after it was reported.

After reports of suicide linked to the Ashley Madison debacle, the company is offering a half a million dollar reward for information on the hackers.

Today is being called ' Black Monday,' as the global stock market heads straight down the toilet.

No one thought it could ever happen, but Slash and Axl have finally made up!

The city of Santa Fe is making it even tougher to find a place to take a leak.

After a divorce, who gets custody of the frozen embryos?

Frozen Embryos was one of the best fake TV bands, fronted by Jordan Catalano.

Though the Dow Jones may be making your 401K vanish, here are some tips to start your week off right!

V.24 No.32 | 8/6/2015


The Daily Word in Star Wars, exploding churches and crapping on the green

By Desiree Garcia & Constance Moss [ Mon Aug 3 2015 1:00 PM ]
The Daily Word

Glaciers are melting faster than they ever have before.

Three new super-Earths discovered.

Ever seen a guy surf a wave on a dirt bike? Here you go!

Churches are exploding in Las Cruces.

Drinking too many margaritas in the sun can lead to phytophotodermatitis.

Washington D.C. is sinking into the ocean.

Brighten your day with these Werner Herzog inspirational posters!

For over a decade, a mystery man has been crapping in the holes of a Norway golf club.

Mark Hamill will do more than just sign your Star Wars card.

Thanks to Geoff Plant and Carl Petersen for the links!

V.24 No.29 | 7/16/2015


The Daily Word in Parisian hostages, lucky prisoners and dead stingrays

By Constance Moss [ Mon Jul 13 2015 12:47 PM ]
The Daily Word

Fitty Cent is bankrupt.

The President is giving 46 people incarcerated for drugs a second chance.

18 shoppers were taken hostage at a mall outside Paris.

Several dozen stingrays died at a Chicago zoo.

David Letterman wishes he was back on the air just so he could make Trump jokes.

Here's how to ask for a raise.

The "F Word" was scrubbed from graffiti on an I-25 overpass, reducing the remaining phrase to "your problems." Here are some constructive ways to deal with "your problems."

A black lab in Pennsylvania had over 70 inanimate objects surgically removed from its stomach.

Cheech Marin turns 69 today!

V.24 No.21 | 05/21/2015


The Daily Word in vandalized cemeteries, artistic crepes and an officer fatality in Rio Rancho

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue May 26 2015 11:27 AM ]
The Daily Word

A Rio Rancho police officer was shot and killed yesterday.

A couple New Mexico cemetaries were vandalized yesterday, Memorial Day.

A well-known Canadian journalist is accused of inventing facts.

The mom jailed for not allowing her son to be circumcised relented. Snip.

Sales of paper for newspapers are way down. Sales of toilet paper are up.

Check out these amazing super hero crepes.

Early 80's punk rock tv show from L.A., "New Wave Theater", is now complete on YouTube.

Was B.B. King poisoned?

V.24 No.22 | 5/28/2015


The Daily Word in lightning, moustaches, couch abuse and erectile dysfunction

By Constance Moss [ Mon May 25 2015 11:00 AM ]
The Daily Word

Severe weather is killing and disappearing people in Texas and Oklahoma.

Ever wondered who invented Memorial Day?

Protesters in Oakland are protesting the new protest laws.

Daily coffee consumption could be the reason your wiener is working properly.

In the elite world of fabulous facial hair, this man is putting Albuquerque on the map.

Colorado is throwing $100 Million in good taxpayer money after bad for the completion of this colossal construction failure.

While on the way to Ruidoso via motorcycle, a woman was struck by lightning.

A 65-year-old woman gave birth to quadruplets.

A male Flight Attendant was caught smuggling passports in his skivvies and has been sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Robots could take over your job.

It’s the 10th anniversary of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch.

A Santa Fe vandal almost won the Darwin Award.

V.22 No.27 |


The Daily Word in BP appeals case, Roswell and Google Doodle and superhero villains

By Mark Lopez [ Mon Jul 8 2013 10:18 AM ]
The Daily Word

BP Lawyer cites "irreparable injustices" in how settlement payments are being handled.

Officials probe why a jet that crash landed in San Francisco was flying too slow before it hit the runway.

Authorities search for 40 missing people after a train blast in Quebec town that killed five.

Michael Allen speaks out in speculation over whether Albuquerque police could have spared his brother, Vincent Wood, who was shot multiple times on Friday night.

Albuquerque remembers Austin Hudson-LaPore.

Google Doodle and Roswell? Oh, we're there!

City planners want to make Central a little snazzier! Neon signs anyone?

First Batman ... and now Spider-Man? I thought superheroes were supposed to fight crime!

V.21 No.18 |
The Daily Word
Nathanial Hornblower


The Daily Word: extreme Nuge; low tolerance of nude public art or abortion in AZ; bikini guitars and the Whole Foods effect

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat May 5 2012 4:56 PM ]

A fight broke out at the last Sunland Park council meeting, postponing the process of finding a suitable mayor.

Some people won't let this sculpture in Tempe be.

The trial of former APD officer Levi Chavez is delayed for at least a year.

Ted Nugent takes more dying boys and girls on last fishing trips than anyone else.

Russians invented everything.

This bee's nectar is your tears.

Albuquerque Public Access Television meeting this Monday May seventh at City Hall.

The Whole Foods effect.

The New York Times was able to claim a staggering 73 percent increase in circulation since last March. Here's the why.

Here's a Gretsch guitar catalogue from 1961.

Arizona Governor signs bill that would cut off any funding to Planned Parenthood and other health providers who perform abortions.

One can't expect the Olympics in London to go on without a Falkland Islands flap.

Fifty hottest female inmates, the webpage.

“If an act is designed to arouse or the result is arousal, than it’s adult entertainment.”

Notman's World.

Japan took the last of its fifty nuclear reactors offline.

Suit yourself.

Connecticut passed a medical marijuana bill.

On this day in 1943 Michael Palin was born.

V.19 No.17 |


Bonus Alibi Flickr Photos of the Day

Bank of America on Central and Washington Vandalized

By Tom Nayder [ Mon May 3 2010 2:28 PM ]

The Bank of Albuquerque America on Central and Washington was vandalized this weekend. Thanks to Flickr user devilscandi for taking pictures and posting them to our Flickr group.

This is supposedly a flickr URL, but has some kind of problem:

This is supposedly a flickr URL, but has some kind of problem:

This is supposedly a flickr URL, but has some kind of problem:

This is supposedly a flickr URL, but has some kind of problem:

b of a in nob hill abq

graffiti covered bank. early sunday AM.

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