alibi online
Free Will AstrologyAlibi's Personals
 

vodka


V.23 No.25 | 6/19/2014

news

The Daily Word in vodka, vaginas and X-rays.

The Daily Word

Soccer fever may lead to other illnesses.

A German vagina sculpture trapped an ugly American.

The new X-ray gun can see what you’re hiding.

Introducing the $250 hangover cure.

Vodka erases bad smells as well as bad memories.

Jurassic Dog Park.

Stress causes heart attacks by over-producing white blood cells.

Times Square weirdos face a costume crackdown.

Are the French rude? Mais non!

There was a fatal hit-and-run at Carlisle and Indian School.

I’m guilty, I killed her.

There was a fatal crash on 2nd Street.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Mushy sparks flew when I saw you.

Happy birthday, Bryan Brown.

V.21 No.30 |

news

The Daily Word in ebola outbreak and no power in India

The Daily Word

Billboard in Idaho compares President Obama to the Aurora shooting suspect.

Ebola outbreak in Uganda.

200,000 flee as government troops advance on Aleppo, Syria.

La Cienaga man acquitted of cockfighting charges sues the county.

#NBCfail

370 million without power in India.

How do the 1986 Summer Olympics compare to the modern games?

Oh no, Lumpy's!

Six people shot in Brooklyn drive-by.

Pussy Riot in Russia, but not the good kind.

You can't make a proper breakfastini without coffee and bacon infused vodka.

The nine most elusive meals in America.

This Arrested Development thing might actually be happening.

Happy Birthday Dick Wilson!!!

V.20 No.43 | 10/27/2011
NutLiquor: Putting the   cojones   in alcoholism.
NutLiquor: Putting the cojones in alcoholism.

7 p.m. Slump

NutLiquor

And you thought Four Loko was a bad idea ...

It’s getting late. Been a long day. Getting ready to leave the office. Guess I should check my inbox to see if any last minute suicide threats have come in from my freelancers ... OK, all good on that front. Time to go. Wait— what’s this! NutLiquor?!? What in f*@^’s name is NutLiquor? Sounds like something you find in a Silo cup on a bedside table after a frat party. Sounds like— I digress ...

Turns out it’s peant butter-flavored vodka. Tagline: “Like Drinking the Inside of a Peanut Butter Cup at 69 Proof!” Hmm. Yum! I’m sold. Just cancelled my trick-or-treating plans, in fact. I’ll be cozying up to a nice NutLiquor highball this Halloween. How about you?

V.20 No.19 | 5/12/2011
Play Youtube Video

Music

Mogwai Plays Sunshine Theater May 13

I love a long, swirly melody so I immediately loved “Rano Pano,” which is basically a long swirly melody that repeats a few times. I didn’t necessarily imagine this weirdo video going with it, but I sure do like a lot of the new album and it will be cool to see them live. Jessica Carr talked to Mogwai for this week’s Alibi. She unfortunately sheds no light on the vodka-soaked rectal tampon story. Perhaps we can catch them in the act Friday night.

V.19 No.52 |
How low class.
How low class.

lame

News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

V.19 No.10 | 3/11/2010
Play Youtube Video
Dan tells us why ... and gives New Mexico at least two shoutouts!

You're Not Dreaming

Dan Aykroyd in a Westside Walgreens. Signing bottles of vodka. That are in the shape of skulls. ... Pinch yourself all you like, but this bizarre combination of nouns and verbs will indeed become a reality today. Dan Aykroyd's added distiller to his list of job titles (winemaker's already on there) with Crystal Head Vodka, a premium spirit made from Newfoundland deep-aquifer water that's triple-filtered through crystals called "Herkimer diamonds." Seeing is believing at the Walgreens at 3400 Coors NW from 4 to 6 p.m.

Today's Events

Miniatures & More 2014 Grand Opening & Sale at Albuquerque Museum of Art and History

Featuring works by Timur Akhriev, Charles Aldrich, Stephen Datz and more, as well as a host bar and hors d'oeuvres.

Guttermouth • punk • In the Whale • Against The Grain • hard rock, metal at Launchpad

Spook Troop at Historic Old Town

More Recommented Events ››
Join our mailing list for exclusive info, the week's events and free stuff!
 

  • Select sidebar boxes to add below. You can also click and drag to rearrange the boxes; close using the little X icons on each box. To re-add a box you closed, return to this menu.
  • Because you are not logged in, any changes you make to these boxes will vanish as soon as you click to another page. If you log in, the boxes will stick.
  • alibi.com
  • Latest Posts
  • Web Exclusives
  • Recent Rocksquawk Discussions
  • Recent Classifieds
  • Latest User Posts
  • Most Active Users
  • Most Active Stories
  • Calendar Comments
  • Upcoming Alibi Picks
  • Albuquerque
  • Duke City Fix
  • Albuquerque Beer Scene
  • What's Wrong With This Picture?
  • Reddit Albuquerque
  • ABQ Journal Metro
  • ABQrising
  • ABQ Journal Latest News
  • Del.icio.us Albuquerque
  • NM and the West
  • New Mexico FBIHOP
  • Democracy for New Mexico
  • Only in New Mexico
  • Mario Burgos
  • Democracy for New Mexico
  • High Country News
  • El Grito
  • NM Politics with Joe Monahan
  • Stephen W. Terrell's Web Log
  • The Net Is Vast and Infinite
  • Slashdot
  • Freedom to Tinker
  • Is there a feed that should be on this list? Tell us about it.
    BELOW LIFE MC/SLEEPDEPTH
    BELOW LIFE MC/SLEEPDEPTH10.30.2014