The Daily Word in vodka, vaginas and X-rays.
Soccer fever may lead to other illnesses.
A German vagina sculpture trapped an ugly American.
The new X-ray gun can see what you’re hiding.
Introducing the $250 hangover cure.
Vodka erases bad smells as well as bad memories.
Stress causes heart attacks by over-producing white blood cells.
Times Square weirdos face a costume crackdown.
Are the French rude? Mais non!
There was a fatal hit-and-run at Carlisle and Indian School.
There was a fatal crash on 2nd Street.
Mushy sparks flew when I saw you.
Happy birthday, Bryan Brown.
The Daily Word in ebola outbreak and no power in India
Billboard in Idaho compares President Obama to the Aurora shooting suspect.
200,000 flee as government troops advance on Aleppo, Syria.
La Cienaga man acquitted of cockfighting charges sues the county.
370 million without power in India.
How do the 1986 Summer Olympics compare to the modern games?
Six people shot in Brooklyn drive-by.
Pussy Riot in Russia, but not the good kind.
You can't make a proper breakfastini without coffee and bacon infused vodka.
The nine most elusive meals in America.
This Arrested Development thing might actually be happening.
7 p.m. Slump
And you thought Four Loko was a bad idea ...
It’s getting late. Been a long day. Getting ready to leave the office. Guess I should check my inbox to see if any last minute suicide threats have come in from my freelancers ... OK, all good on that front. Time to go. Wait— what’s this! NutLiquor?!? What in f*@^’s name is NutLiquor? Sounds like something you find in a Silo cup on a bedside table after a frat party. Sounds like— I digress ...
Turns out it’s peant butter-flavored vodka. Tagline: “Like Drinking the Inside of a Peanut Butter Cup at 69 Proof!” Hmm. Yum! I’m sold. Just cancelled my trick-or-treating plans, in fact. I’ll be cozying up to a nice NutLiquor highball this Halloween. How about you?
Mogwai Plays Sunshine Theater May 13
I love a long, swirly melody so I immediately loved “Rano Pano,” which is basically a long swirly melody that repeats a few times. I didn’t necessarily imagine this weirdo video going with it, but I sure do like a lot of the new album and it will be cool to see them live. Jessica Carr talked to Mogwai for this week’s Alibi. She unfortunately sheds no light on the vodka-soaked rectal tampon story. Perhaps we can catch them in the act Friday night.
News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!
We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.
You're Not Dreaming
Dan Aykroyd in a Westside Walgreens. Signing bottles of vodka. That are in the shape of skulls. ... Pinch yourself all you like, but this bizarre combination of nouns and verbs will indeed become a reality today. Dan Aykroyd's added distiller to his list of job titles (winemaker's already on there) with Crystal Head Vodka, a premium spirit made from Newfoundland deep-aquifer water that's triple-filtered through crystals called "Herkimer diamonds." Seeing is believing at the Walgreens at 3400 Coors NW from 4 to 6 p.m.