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V.24 No.48 | 11/26/2015


The Daily Word In JLaw, Latin Grammys and Black Friday

By Desiree Garcia [ Fri Nov 20 2015 1:17 PM ]
The Daily Word

Mali commandos rescue hostages from Radisson Blu Hotel attack.

Bill passed to slow refugees entering the US.

Israel spy gets released from U.S. prison.

Donald Trump gets dragged at the 2015 Latin Grammys.

Now I kind of want to be broken up with through text message on my wedding day because this looks pretty fun and I’m slightly jealous.

Let’s talk about how awkwardly cute JLaw is. I mean, who gets super drunk to get through filming a sex scene?

Retailers just really want you to remember what’s important on Thanksgiving -- Black Friday Sales.

V.24 No.42 | 10/15/2015

The Daily Word in lube, aliens, and J-Law

By Megan Reneau [ Thu Oct 15 2015 12:13 PM ]
The Daily Word

Who cares about women? People who wear pink and don’t wear bras, obviously. Cue eyeroll.

What are smart people afraid of? Not spiders.

Walmart continually makes this beautiful mistake.

Does “Pinktober” piss you off? Well, grab your stress ball because it’s gotten worse.

Yas, Jennifer Lawrence, YAS!


Neon Indian’s new album is released tomorrow, but you can totes listen today if you want to (you know you do).

Sometimes we have to talk to the police when we have weed on us. This is not an ideal situation, so memorize these things so you don’t have a panic attack and get shot.

Santa Fe is hosting a chile drop for NYE?!

V.24 No.36 | 09/03/2015


The Daily Word in paddling a giant pumpkin down a river, dying in a Walmart parking lot and Kim Davis is released from jail

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Sep 8 2015 1:00 PM ]
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A man died after being taken into custody by BCSO.

Female inmates in New Mexico prisons have a very high rate of prescription drug use.

A lockdown that affected three Albuquerque schools has been suspended.

A man with a history of mental illness has been charged with murdering his parents.

County clerk Kim Davis is out of jail! Check out this amazing Kim Davis t-shirt!

The City of Baltimore will pay the family of Freddie Gray 6.4 million dollars to settle a wrongful death suit.

Walter Palmer, the dentist who killed Cecil the lion, is back at work and mobbed by protesters and journalists.

This man is trying to set a record by piloting a giant hollowed out pumpkin down a river.

V.24 No.33 | 8/13/2015


The Daily Word in cheese abuse, the resurrection of hitchBOT and the distortion of time

By Constance Moss [ Fri Aug 7 2015 12:36 PM ]
The Daily Word

Shoppers suffered injuries and a Walmart sustained damage in Alabama during a major storm and possible tornado.

The color chartreuse is actually named after the liqueur, made by Carthusian Monks since the mid 1700s. They named the liqueur after their monastery located in the Chartreuse Mountains.

This is what Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson looked like in High School.

John McAfee of antivirus software fame was arrested and charged with a DUI in Tennessee. He was armed and super high. Check out his mug shot!

Russia is committing violet crimes against cheese.

North Korea is creating its own time zone, proving that time is, indeed, non linear.

See where algebra was invented.

Been meaning to do some shopping? Take advantage of a tax-free weekend throughout the state, beginning today!

The robot that successfully hitchhiked across Europe and Canada is being rebuilt after it was "murdered" in Philly.

Oliver Hardy of the comedy duo Laurel & Hardy died on this date back in 1957.

V.24 No.24 | 6/11/2015


The Daily Word in donuts, rabies and the Italian mob

By Constance Moss [ Fri Jun 5 2015 12:41 PM ]
The Daily Word

A Texas resident was the first person to have a partial skull and scalp transplant.

This man sang and played guitar during his brain surgery.

Happy Donut Day! Here are a few creative ways to show your love for donuts.

Smoking reefer could actually improve your mental health.

In local news, a Walmart shopper on Coors unknowingly gave a rabid bat-hitchhiker a lift on her motorized wheelchair.

A man broke into a home in Hobbs, baked himself a potato, and did some yard work.

A 91-year-old man backed into a garage door for kicks.

Technology is shortening your life.

Several dozen politicians and mobsters were arrested in Rome yesterday as the Mayor cracks down on organized crime.

Two years after he blew the whistle on the NSA, Edward Snowden is seeing the fruits of his efforts.

V.24 No.4 | 1/22/2015

Crib Notes

Crib Notes: Jan. 22, 2015

By August March
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V.23 No.46 |


The Daily Word in immigration, bombs and a reincarnated marine

By Mark Lopez [ Fri Nov 14 2014 9:17 AM ]
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In Myanmar, President Obama gave a talk on immigration and said he can't “stand by” and wait for Congress to act.

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel wants to fix the bomb.

A Dallas teacher was forced to resign after posting “racially charged” tweets laced with derogatory statements about the Michael Brown shooting.

According to the Pew Research Center, 40 percent of new marriages in the US are remarriages.

Police in Los Angeles arrested 23 people outside a Walmart who were protesting low wages and “its retaliation against employees who pushed for better working conditions.”

A woman who owns a horse ranch in Placitas found a dead horse in a storage room on the facility. It's not exactly The Godfather, but it's enough to make you lose your lunch.

Seven years later, the case of the missing man who left his severed penis on a doorstep is still unsolved.

A former teacher, Albuquerque Public Schools and two principals are being sued for a string of sexual abuse allegations.

Could New Mexico's seven-year oil production boom be coming to an end?

Some kids see ghosts. Some kids have imaginary friends. This one thinks he's a reincarnated marine.

V.23 No.15 |
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Flash Non-Fiction

August Goes Shopping

By August March [ Sat Apr 12 2014 7:36 PM ]

I did not want to drive to Ghetto Smith’s. Sometimes that place is okay, but there is always the chance I will run into someone I know. Without a clean scramble suit to put on for show, that thought made me itchy all over.

Walmart is closer, at the end of a street that's mostly houses—except for the intersection, where there was a wreck. A broken telephone pole was left behind afterward; two weeks later, it's still there. One time I saw a dead dog on the median nearby, but it was gone after a few minutes.

It's still a veritable oasis where I live. One of the houses has a grip of datura plants coming up in their compost pile. There is still some grass here and there, but mostly folks let the lawns wither. For ground cover there is a lot of London rocket weed this time of year, if you don’t like lava rocks.

Most afternoons and evenings, seven out of 10 houses depicted in this narrative setting are playing the teevee. Even over in my two-person people’s republic, things won’t go dark until the yearly beisbol ritual is completed in October.

I still could not find anything decent to soak up today, tube-wise. I needed a package of black, plastic garbage bags to keep up my end of the social contract. I made a deal with my personal gasoline-powered shuttlecraft and roared off toward the blue behemoth. The Radiohead EP my wife left in the player began where it left off. Something, something about white teeth.

I rolled into the parking lot just as Thom Yorke started going on about selling your suit and tie. I’ll be damned about the next part, but some lanky dude the size of Texas came bolting out of the store at the same time; it was a close one. He gave me a stare, and his blue eyes were practically throbbing out of orbit as he bounded over the hood.

The guy kept running and running. I parked the car. Inside were seedless watermelons, loaves of angel food cake and enough toilet paper to save an army. Plus the garbage bags were on sale. On the way back, I turned the volume down to practically nothing at all. I listened to the engine and scoured the road for signs of home.

V.23 No.6 |


The Daily Word in Flappy Bird was too stupid, no BJ's for Virginia teens and no more animal crackers in her soup.

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 11 2014 9:46 AM ]
The Daily Word

The news stand may soon be a thing of the past.

An Albuquerque landlord is making a tenant live without heat.

Someone got a picture of a skinwalker.

Anti-semitism in Nob Hill.

Shootout in Rio Rancho.

Find out why customer service is so bad at Walmart.

Pensacola, Florida wants to make it illegal for homeless persons to use blankets.

Julia Roberts' sister may have died of an overdose.

Chuck D. will be 2014's Record Store Day ambassador.

Guy who created phone app game Flappy Bird deleted it from app store because it was too stupid.

Virginia would like to make teen oral sex ILLEGAL.

Some politicians in Sweden want to speed up the Julian Assange case.

Shirley Temple is dead.

V.22 No.46 |


The Daily Word in traffic-stop mom details, bitcoins, Rob Ford's war and -no kidding- Walmart is asking for donations to help their impoverished employees

Today Albuquerque decides whether to ban late-term abortions

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Nov 19 2013 9:11 AM ]
The Daily Word

It is election day in Albuquerque. Vote for or against an extremely controversial municipal late-term abortion ban at these polling places. Find a grain of salt and read the ballot first.

Dateable girls know how to shut-up.

Taos District Attorney says the New Mexico State Trooper who shot at the traffic-stop mom won't face criminal charges.

Local home movie footage of JFK's 1962 visit to Albuquerque.

UNM has doubled the cost of parking at Lobo games.

The DEA says a Pagosa Springs businessman with ties to Albuquerque is suspected (but not accused) of laundering significant amounts of drug money through his hot springs resort.

Thoreau yelling at Mao in a canoe.

More Mayor-of-Toronto ("the crack mayor") Rob Ford zaniness. Ford's theme.

Walmart has provided donation boxes in Walmart stores to raise money to help Walmart employees in need over the holidays.

The United States government is embracing bitcoin.

"Selfie" is the Oxford Dictionary word of the year.

Not all Swedes can piss in Jagger's mouth.

The best. James Brown. Interview. EVER.

V.22 No.8 | 2/21/2013


The Daily Word in Carnival Triumph, Kangaroo invasion and Brangelina wine

By B.L. Brennan [ Fri Feb 15 2013 10:17 AM ]
The Daily Word

Relieved passengers of the Triumph are finally off the ship and headed home.

Bernalillo County Metro Court had 120 weddings scheduled yesterday.

Oscar Pistorius is now facing charges of premeditated murder.

Two more New Mexico children have died from the Flu. This brings the overall death toll up to 89.

A meteor hit Siberia!

Brangelina are entering the wine-making business.

The Farmington police are looking for a man who apparently threw semen on at least two women.

The Kangaroo golf course invasion of 2013!

V.22 No.1 | 1/3/2013


The Daily Word in entertainment 2012, pit bulls and bad lip reading

By B.L. Brennan [ Fri Dec 28 2012 10:41 AM ]
The Daily Word

President Obama and congressional leaders try one more time to make a plan for the fiscal crisis.

Los Lunas police look for leads in Christmas Walmart theft.

Entertainment 2012: The year that nothing really great happened.

Thanks to Pepsi you could join Beyonce on stage at the Super Bowl!

Old temple and ritual vessels found in Tel Motza, Israel.

The fate of two pit bulls in Santa Fe, who fatally mauled a chihuahua, was be decided in court.

I now present, for your viewing pleasure, Kevin Bacon made out of bacon.

It looks like Kate Winslet is headed to space.

The Dark Knight Rises was among the most pirated films of 2012.

Bad lip reading turns a One Direction song into a really awesome trailer for a foreign thriller film.

V.21 No.47 |


The Daily Word in English royalty, Bigfoot, and the "I Dream of Jeannie" guy died

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Nov 24 2012 4:21 PM ]
The Daily Word

Someone stole a Navajo blanket from a Santa Fe resort.

Slate wrote the least entertaining Bigfoot piece ever.

Boxer Hector Camacho died from his gunshot wounds.

You already knew J.R. died but did you know Larry Hagman was friends with Kieth Moon?

Collection of Larry Hagman clips.

A naked guy spent three happy hours on top of a statue of Prince George in downtown London.

Have the remains of cruel and hunchbacked Richard III been found under a parking lot in Leicester?

One obese squirrel eating a Snickers in a pear tree.

Check out hacker syndicate Anonymous' video message to Karl Rove about stealing the Ohio election.

Here. You need another reason not to patronize Walmart.

Dude Chilling Park.

This is China.

It is now law that people shall wear pants in the streets of San Francisco.

On this day in 1864 aristocratic dwarf Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec was born.

V.21 No.34 | 8/23/2012

Council Watch

Fresh Eyes

By Carolyn Carlson
Albuquerque hires a new independent review officer and councilors consider big-box regulations.
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V.21 No.33 | 8/16/2012
The preserved open space at La Luz offers spectacular views of the mountains and the Bosque greenbelt. The project’s townhouses are at left. The Bosque School is in the distant center.
Jessica Cassyle Carr


Walmart in the Bosque

By Marisa Demarco [ Mon Aug 20 2012 2:29 PM ]

In the edition on stands now, Jessica Cassyle Carr wrote an opinion article about the big-box megachain planning to plop a store in one of the most pastoral parts of the city.

The move, Cassyle Carr writes, shows disastrous lack of foresight. But the city’s never said no to Walmart.

This issue will be on the agenda of tonight’s Council meeting at 5 p.m. in the Vincent E. Griego chambers in the basement of City Hall. You can also view it on GOV TV 16 or at

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