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V.25 No.13 | 3/31/2016

The Daily Word in The US Capitol, Tumbleweeds and Taxi Rides

By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Mar 28 2016 2:50 PM ]
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The US Capitol was on lockdown today.

You gotta make money where money can be made...that even includes giant weeds.

A prime example of why we can’t have nice things.

The only place I wish I would’ve been this weekend for Easter is Mexico City.

Who even takes a 2 hour taxi drive to begin with?

V.25 No.4 | 1/28/2016

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The Daily Word in Winter Storms, The Oscars and Donald Trump

By Desiree Garcia [ Fri Jan 22 2016 12:55 PM ]
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It’s beginning to look a lot like winter for the East Coast.

It’s 2016 and Charlotte Rampling doesn’t remember the decade she’s in and the purpose behind the Oscars boycott.

Donald Trump and the people who work from him seem to forget nothing ever really leaves the internet.

This man’s last wish should be honored by every person in the U.S.

1-800-Hotline Savesies. This has been a PSA brought to you by the Philly Police Department.

Catch me being excited for the Super Bowl commercials rather than the Super Bowl itself.

V.24 No.17 | 4/23/2015
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By Devin D. O’Leary
From France to Florida, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.24 No.14 | 04/02/2015

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The Daily Word in never visiting Florida, Spice Girls Pepsi cans and no hunks in Washington

By Amelia Olson [ Tue Apr 7 2015 10:58 AM ]
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It's Tuesday and everyone is about to die from allergies!

Former press secretary to George W. Bush , Dana Perino said there were like zero hunks in Washington in the '90s. In her new memoir Perino says the guys around her "didn’t look like they’d ever worked outside a day in their lives — soft hands, limp handshakes, pale skin, and pudgy middles.

An APD officer illegally accessed the National Crime Information Centers database for personal reasons. JEALOUS.

A super cool idea coming from NMSU: increasing tuition cost! School is for certain people, k?

Remember Albuquerque 15 years ago? Us too! :( :)

Five things you didn’t know about Kurt Cobain.

Tell me, will this youtube classic ever get old? THE ANSWER IS NO!

For $15 you can order a used “rare" Spice Girls Pepsi can from the UK.

Another reason to reconsider visiting Florida…

V.24 No.7 | 2/12/2015
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Odds & Ends

By Devin D. O’Leary
From England to Wyoming, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.24 No.6 | 2/5/2015
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By Devin D. O’Leary
From Houston to Brazil, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.45 |

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The Daily Word in bin Laden's shooter, Detroit's bankruptcy and brains

By Mark Lopez [ Fri Nov 7 2014 9:11 AM ]
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A judge has delayed the sentencing for friends of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber, due to a question still pending before the US Supreme Court over what is considered “tangible” evidence.

Due to recent marijuana legalization victories in Oregon, Alaska and Washington, DC, pot proponents are looking toward California to make it legal for recreational use.

After the name of Osama bin Laden's shooter was revealed, other members of SEAL Team Six are speaking out in disagreement over who actually fired the fatal shot.

A judge is expected to rule today on a restructuring plan that could get Detroit out of bankruptcy.

New Zealand has withdrawn its charge against AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd for allegedly trying to “procure a murder.”

A priest in Gallup, N.M., up and left the church, leaving parishioners wondering why he left and if he took any of the church's money with him.

Dr. Kent Kiehl of the Mind Research Network in Albuquerque says that the brains of child killers are “strikingly different” from those of other children.

The city council voted 8-0 last night to approve the Department of Justice's agreement, which gives APD four years to make necessary reforms aimed at their use of excessive force and how they deal with mentally ill people.

Elaine, a 38-year-old chimpanzee, gave birth to twins at the BioPark Zoo this past week!

This little guy was really upset that he couldn't vote.

V.23 No.32 |

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The Daily Word in US airstrikes, police chief woes and a porn freakout

By Mark Lopez [ Fri Aug 8 2014 9:44 AM ]
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US jet fighters hit an Islamic State artillery in Iraq in what's expected to be the first in a series of airstrikes.

Watergate “by the numbers.”

The remains of 6-year-old Jenise Wright, who went missing last week, have been found near her home in Bremerton, Wash.

President Obama signed a new bill into law yesterday that could provide veterans with better access to health care.

A toddler slipped through the White House gate. Talk about a threat to national security.

A Colorado man is being charged with sex trafficking an Albuquerque teen after he was arrested as a result of a crime spree.

Shane Harger, former Jemez Springs police chief, was indicted and arrested on rape charges.

Steve Tellez, former APS police chief, could be charged for roughly $1,000 worth of ammunition that went missing in March.

Marijuana petition comes up short.

A mother in South Carolina called the popo on her son after he watched porn.

V.23 No.32 | 8/7/2014
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By Devin D. O’Leary
From Oklahoma to Alabama, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.29 | 7/17/2014
Odds and Ends
By Devin D. O’Leary
From Pennsylvania to Oklahoma, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.23 |

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The Daily Word in the SPU shooting, same-sex marriage polls and "Desiree"

By Mark Lopez [ Fri Jun 6 2014 9:41 AM ]
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A shooting at Seattle Pacific University left one student dead and a couple others wounded.

Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered today to pay respects to Prince Joshua (P.J.) Avitto, a 6-year-old boy from Brooklyn who was stabbed and killed in an elevator.

A Virgina base is on lockdown after a stabbing this morning. A suspect hasn't been apprehended.

According to a Washington Post/ABC poll, about 50 percent of America thinks same-sex marriage is a constitutional right.

If you're going to the Albuquerque Sunport, watch out for “Desiree.”

Mayor Richard Berry responds to the protest that took over his office.

Five teens in Santa Fe who shot at cars with BB guns called the cops on themselves when one of their victims started chasing them.

APD Chief Gorden Eden wants the police union to cooperate with DOJ reviews and reforms.

It looks like police officers in Spokane aren't allowed to make whoopee on the job anymore.

V.23 No.21 | 5/22/2014
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Odds & Ends

By Devin D. O’Leary
From Oregon to Japan, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.16 | 4/17/2014
Odds and Ends
By Devin D. O’Leary
From Singapore to Oregon, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.13 |

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The Daily Word in Washington mudslides, a coin-flip removal and gay marriage in Michigan

By Mark Lopez [ Fri Mar 28 2014 9:51 AM ]
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After two major mudslides occurred in Oso, Washington, authorities say up to 90 people are missing, and the death toll has risen to 17.

If Michigan won't recognize same-sex marriage, the federal government will.

President Obama arrived in Saudi Arabia today to smooth things over with King Abdullah.

Nine mid-level commanders charged with safe-guarding the US nuclear arsenal have been fired for “creating a culture that enabled” cheating on proficiency exams.

Mayor Richard Berry doesn't think a federal takeover of APD is a good idea.

Phillip Chacón flipped the coin, called heads and lost his city council seat.

A “new state-by-state comparison” puts New Mexico near the bottom in regards to university graduation rates.

Just in case you forgot why New Mexico is the Land of Enchantment

In case you're planning on playing basketball at the University of Georgia, know this: “Orgies and gangbangs are inappropriate.

V.22 No.34 |

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The Daily Word in Coca-Cola's vault, Bernalillo same-sex hearing and "sex boxes" in Switzerland

By Mark Lopez [ Mon Aug 26 2013 10:33 AM ]
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The United States and Britain team up to show Syria's government that when you “cross a line” (referring to a gas attack that killed at least 355 people, though some reports have stated the death toll was over 1,000), the world is going to get involved.

Police in Spokane, Wash., have arrested a second teenage suspect in the fatal beating of 88-year-old Delbert Belton, who was a WWII veteran.

After being found guilty last week for the Fort Hood shooting spree four years ago, the sentencing phase of Maj. Nidal Hasan's trial starts today.

There's a Coca-Cola vault? I want to go to there.

In preparation for a hearing this afternoon on same-sex marriage, Bernalillo County Clerk Maggie Toulouse Oliver has printed 1,000 same-sex marriage licenses.

Kids at Joy Junction learn how to capture their wishes and dreams with a camera via the Pictures of Hope program.

Mayor Richard Berry's office initiates the "Equity in Pay Task Force," aimed at closing the wage gap between men and women.

For those who find themselves taking long drives and suddenly getting the urge to have sex, Zurich, Switzerland now has “sex boxes” where people can drive up and give it a go. It's also safer for the prostitutes.

And now, the big question: Do we really want to see a John Lennon clone?

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