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V.25 No.38 | 09/22/2016

The Daily Word in the Senate, Tinder and Balloon Fiesta

The Daily Word

Look at your new favorite animal.

A Christian group in Fla. wants to convict abortion providers and their patients with first-degree murder.

The demotion of the Fox News anchor that filed a lawsuit against the “news source” shines light on how the company views their women employees.

We all know people play games when they date but the dating-app sensation Tinder was literally designed to be like a game.

What makes balloons float the directions they do during Balloon Fiesta?

The Senate just overrode Pres. Obama's veto for the first time.

A Disney classic is about to be remade.

Modern family continues to be a 10/10 show by casting an actual trans kid as a trans kid.

V.25 No.36 | 09/08/2016

Weekly Weather Report

Week of Sept. 13-19

Today through Thursday it will be partly cloudy with a high of about 82° and not much of a chance of precipitation throughout the day. Friday will be sunny with a high of 83°. Saturday thunderstorms should pop up across the world, particularly on the East Side of Albuquerque, causing damnation for about 50-90% of the Earth's population (pesky holy water monsoons). Skies clear up for the end of the weekend on through to next week. See you next week, sinner!

V.25 No.34 | 08/25/2016

Week of Aug. 30-Sep. 5

Clouds have been rolling through the metro area all day, so there's seemingly a chance of rain this afternoon. Yesterday it was the same situation but someone decided not to follow through with the rain so we all just had to watch it pass us by. Maybe someone will follow through with the signs that they give today. Tomorrow will be about the same, so we have that to look forward to. Things are going to start to heat up on Friday with a high of 86 degrees Fahrenheit, so don't throw your summer wardrobe in the trash compacter, yet (though advised by The City Fashion Council). Next week will be sunny with mild temps, almost like autumn really exists. But of course it does. We aren't all bodies floating in goo being prodded at by reptilian aliens.

V.25 No.32 | 08/11/2016

Week of Aug. 16-22

Today has been pretty cloudy and this evening we can expect rain and some wind up to 15 mph. Wednesday will be less cloudy but slightly cooler with a high of 89º. Thursday will be sunny and breezy. Friday will be basically the same as Thursday. Pure sunshine all weekend long with a gentle breeze. Monday looks like it will be as cloudy as today (if not more) and cooler with stronger breezes and some hateful glances from the neighbor that died four and a half years ago, Gods rest their soul. I predict next Tuesday will be rainy. Don't forget; it's a safe bet for the rest of the month that it'll rain during the nighttime, so bring an umbrella when you're escaping your gray alien-invaded home in the middle of the night. Happy monsoon season!

V.25 No.11 | 03/17/2016

Event Horizon

Foul Weather Friend

Saturday, Mar 26: Skywarn Spotter Training

Kerry Jones teaches how to recognize dangerous weather conditions, when and how to report it, and how to be prepared and avoid getting injured.
V.25 No.10 | 03/10/2016

Event Horizon

Adults Only

Friday, Mar 18: Adult Night at Explora: Everyone Knows It's Windy

Activities include hands-on experiments with surprising materials related to the evening's theme: wind. Plus, all exhibit activities are open for exploration.
V.24 No.38 | 9/17/2015


The Daily Word in cryogenics, sperm, parodies and Madonna

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A case of mistaken identity cost Mexican tourists their life in Egypt.

This re-imagined Super Mario video shows, in simplest terms, what refugees fleeing to Europe face.

Burning Man may sue Quiznos over their parody ad mocking the festival.

Talk about a brain freeze! One young woman decided to freeze her brain after she died in hopes of using it in the future.

First known written use of the word fuck surfaces.

Weatherman incorporates Madonna lyrics into his forecast.

Sperm donations are causing Last Week Tonight host John Oliver to close his newly formed megachurch.

Texting the wrong number has one man arrested in Florida.

V.23 No.29 | 7/17/2014

Crib Notes

Crib Notes: July 17, 2014

From APD to religion to baseball, test your New Mexico news savvy with the Alibi pop quiz.
V.23 No.23 |


The Daily Word in APD protest, rabid bats and Mel Gibson

The Daily Word

As part of his conditions for release from MDC, UNM professor David Correia—who is a regular contributor to the Alibi—is banned from City Hall. Correia has also been forbidden from discussing Monday’s police brutality protest with other protesters or potential witnesses.

Two South Valley bats have tested positive for rabies.

Mel Gibson is making a movie at our city’s very own Desert Sands Motel.

Burque's first Trans March took place at the end of May, as part of this year’s Pride activities.

New Mexico legislators are reviewing our state’s telecom laws.

Senator Tom Udall (D-NM) will visit the local Sitel facility tomorrow.

Yesterday, temperatures reached 110 degrees in Carlsbad, N.M. but only hit 95 degrees in the Sandia Foothills.

A newspaper out of South Carolina says our recent primary election “brings out unusual candidates."

King and Martinez hit the general election campaign trail.

In Aztec, N.M., Chubby Chicken has closed.

V.23 No.2 | 1/9/2014


The Daily Word in poodles, perfect pitch and penis captivus

The Daily Word

Happy Blue Monday.

It’s cold.

National security is now the FBI’s primary mission.

You can’t smoke pot in the Denver airport.

Pregnant moms who drink wine may produce calmer kids.

France thinks comic Dieudonne is less funny than Jerry Lewis.

Utah’s judiciary puts a hold on gay marriage.

Bighorn sheep make a comeback.

Penis captivus is real.

Once there was a terrible online dating profile.

One more sandwich and I will stab you.

Poodles for sale.

Perfect pitch in a pill?

Somebody killed bigfoot again.

The jerky factory caught fire.

There might be more cops downtown.

The Devil Mask Robbers strike again.

New Mexico ranks poorly in economic freedom.

What’s going on today?

Happy birthday Rowan Atkinson.

Thanks to Alyx Brannock, Mark Lopez and Geoffrey Anjou for the links!

V.22 No.48 | 11/28/2013


The Daily Word in talking business, short football games and KHAAAAAN!

The Daily Word

How to talk business.

How Adam Levine talks business.

How Jaden Smith talks business.

NFL games contain only 11 minutes of football.

Learn about aluminum.

Bjork explains TV.

Here’s the latest in bicycle technology.

Remember your teddy bear?

Watch Van Damme’s Volvo commercial.

Who are you calling psycho?

Why did Groupon die? For one, they didn’t have a newspaper.

John Lennon got detention. A lot.

Mmmm, delicious stale bread.

The weather is still the news in New Mexico.

Happy birthday Ricardo Montalban.


The Daily Word in Blue Velvet, rat cheese and respect

The Daily Word

Who would have thought the cotton-ball diet is dangerous? Who would have thought of a cotton-ball diet?

What about the Flamin Hot Cheetos diet?

What about the rat cheese diet?

What about the turkey egg diet?

Liquidmetal is made from people.

Is it cool to wear clothes with logos on them? Undoubtedly.

I challenge you to chessboxing.

I challenge you to a twerk-off.

Sarah Silverman talks about jokes.

Blue Velvet’s 22 deleted scenes clock in at about 52 minutes.

When Albuquerque has weather, the weather is the news.

When weather is the news, traffic is the news.

When traffic is the news, power outages are the news.

Happy birthday Rodney Dangerfield. I respect you, sir.

V.22 No.40 | 10/3/2013


The Daily Word in Time Travel, Waffles and Plague

The Daily Word

Is iOS7 making people sick?

Cuddly cats.

Try this chicken and waffles grilled cheese sandwich.

Did you get the rent money?

Kanye West does not like to be teased.

Here’s Pulp Fiction in :60.

A time traveller on the internet.

A homeless man is developing an app.

It’s plague season in NM.

You could be an extra in La Vida Robot.

The Weather Channel has dubbed NM 2013’s Most Extreme Weather State.

Happy birthday, Wilford Brimley.

V.22 No.27 |


The Daily Word in BP appeals case, Roswell and Google Doodle and superhero villains

The Daily Word

BP Lawyer cites "irreparable injustices" in how settlement payments are being handled.

Officials probe why a jet that crash landed in San Francisco was flying too slow before it hit the runway.

Authorities search for 40 missing people after a train blast in Quebec town that killed five.

Michael Allen speaks out in speculation over whether Albuquerque police could have spared his brother, Vincent Wood, who was shot multiple times on Friday night.

Albuquerque remembers Austin Hudson-LaPore.

Google Doodle and Roswell? Oh, we're there!

City planners want to make Central a little snazzier! Neon signs anyone?

First Batman ... and now Spider-Man? I thought superheroes were supposed to fight crime!

V.22 No.7 |


The Daily Word in secret Domenicis, Methopoly and Norwegian wood

The Daily Word

Let's all congratulate former Senator Pete Domenici on welcoming a baby boy into the world. Three decades ago. With someone who wasn't his wife.

Mad at Route 66 Malt Shop for refusing to pay their employees the minimum wage? Just make sure you're not accidentally boycotting the 66 Diner.

Get ready for a spring time dust up.

Maybe you're a Breaking Bad fan. Maybe you want to corner the meth market, but without all that blood and killing and crime and stuff. Maybe Methopoly is for you.

Violence and crime are dropping in Juarez, but people don't feel safe there yet.

Norwegian reality TV: 12 hours of chopping wood and then burning it. And then receiving angry emails about how the wood is stacked.

Finally, the last Harlem Shake video you ever need to see.

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