V.24 No.12 | 3/19/2015
The Daily Word in narcolepsy, nausea, isolation and hallucinations
By Constance Moss & Carl Petersen [ Mon Mar 16 2015 2:17 PM ]
A man was rolling a joint on the NYC Subway when he fell asleep.
A barfing bride strives to overcome her vomiting phobia before the day of her nauseating nuptials.
The average American wedding now costs $31,000.
Eccentric millionaire Robert Durst accidentally confessed to three murders.
Isolation and loneliness can have serious effects on your noodle.
Ron Jeremy turns 62 today! Here he is paying homage to Miley Cyrus.
V.22 No.23 | 6/6/2013
Love Is All You Need
Danish-Italian (and a wee bit Irish) romance is beautifully realistic
By Devin D. O’Leary
Pierce Brosnan stops by Italy to romance a broken-hearted mother of the bride in the exotic rom-com Love Is All You Need.
V.22 No.21 |
The Daily Word in Amanda Bynes' twitter rant, Navajos saying no to uranium and Buffalo man screwing the IRS
By Mark Lopez [ Mon May 27 2013 12:04 PM ]
Okay ... would not have wanted to be on Flight 132 this morning ...
Shootings in Chicago over the weekend leave six people dead.
Amanda Bynes wants to sue NYPD, and hopefully get a new hair stylist.
Is that uranium? Sorry, we can't do it ...
So, I know you've passed, but do you still need someone to file your taxes for you? The IRS won't know what's up.
"Breaking Bad" star Aaron Paul got married this weekend.
V.21 No.31 |
The Daily Word in Mars landing, Sikh temple shooting, Olympic outfits
By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Aug 6 2012 9:56 AM ]
Mars rover Curiosity lands safely!
Gunman who killed 6 people in Sikh temple has been identified as an Army veteran and former leader of a white supremacist band.
Inmate mistakenly released from Albuquerque detention center is missing.
Some are complaining that Olympic gymnasts' uniforms are not patriotic enough.
It's a no on the whole "using a 3D printer to download a gun" thing.
State Public Education Commission considering 14 proposals for new charter schools.
Mmm ... chalupas.
Who is really the best Olympian?
Baldness and Breaking Bad.
V.20 No.33 | 8/18/2011
A Planking Companion Piece
Plank that horno!
By Summer Olsson [ Thu Aug 11 2011 5:03 PM ]
Several Alibi staff members continued their planking adventures during a friend’s wedding. This formal plank (see the Planktionary in this week’s issue) adventure led to lots of good shots and no plunks. We even recruited some servers from the buffet.
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