Absentee voting for the New Mexico general elections starts today.
This woman is searching Albuquerque's west mesa for her missing sister.
New York City water really does make the best bagels.
A prominent Santa Fean was attacked at his home.
Thou shalt probably not preach Jesus stuff when in uniform.
Doug Ford has a good chance of winning the Toronto mayoral race.
Here is disturbing video of a large hideous insect being pulled out of a man's ear.
US border with Mexico is now only "the last line of defense" against illegals.
CNN needs writers with better aptitude for metaphor.
Animal Planet's "Finding Bigfoot" was filming in New Mexico again recently.
More cops in downtown Albuquerque -and not just on Weekends?
Edward Snowden seeks asylum in Brazil, offers to help Brazilians prevent the NSA from collecting their metadata, in open letter.
I, for one, do not really want to remember Ray Price.
New Lars Von Trier movie is long, has copious and various depictions of sex and is freaking people out.
If you count up all the months during which it later turned out that Ozzy was off the wagon you may discover that he has never actually been sober at all, ever.
First fatal Hantavirus case of 2013 in New Mexico.
The FBI may investigate the Ventana Ranch neighbor vs neighbor shooting that was captured on video by an APD helicopter.
Some think local police officers need heavier weapons.
Video: collision of two planes carrying skydivers.
Mayor of Toronto, known drunk and alleged crackhead Rob Ford is the most fascinating news story on the continent right now. UPDATE: In a surprise news conference two hours after this post, the Mayor of Toronto admitted to smoking crack cocaine.
The US Supreme Court declined to hear a case concerning Oklahoma's restrictive abortion law, meaning some medical procedures are again available to women in that state.
3-D maps in 2-D are neat looking.
Cal Schenkel, creator of many Straight/Bizarre record (Zappa's labels) covers has an awesome website with stuff for sale.
Cavity-filled driver of car involved in accident on I-40 last week arraigned in court with a spectacular history of bench warrants.
President Obama was giving interviews last night like Debbie did Dallas.
The 1980's British Columbia ghost town that time forgot.
Yeti sighting in Nebraska.
George Zimmerman cannot stay out of the news.
Onions were so cheap in India, even your momma couldn't cook them all.
Convicted New Delhi rapists to be sentenced tomorrow, possibly will hang.
When we worshiped craven images.
Barber who uses fire to trim hair. Pat Buchanan's hair.
Someone stole a Navajo blanket from a Santa Fe resort.
Slate wrote the least entertaining Bigfoot piece ever.
Boxer Hector Camacho died from his gunshot wounds.
A naked guy spent three happy hours on top of a statue of Prince George in downtown London.
Have the remains of cruel and hunchbacked Richard III been found under a parking lot in Leicester?
Check out hacker syndicate Anonymous' video message to Karl Rove about stealing the Ohio election.
It is now law that people shall wear pants in the streets of San Francisco.
On this day in 1864 aristocratic dwarf Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec was born.
Gary Johnson's girlie campaign poster.
Rio Rancho wants to make it illegal to feed pigeons.
This guy is going to climb a Chicago skyscraper with a bionic leg.
Handing out razors on Halloween.
Waste the rest of your day on this enormous, UK-centric online dictionary of slang.
The Italian Captain who abandoned the Costa Concordia is suing for wrongful termination.
Scotland Yard is now calling Jimmy Saville Britain's most prolific serial sex offender.
Miguel Bloombito, fake Mayor Bloomberg Twitter account.
On this day in 1946, Robert Mapplethorpe was born.
Outgoing Alibi Music Editor Jessica Cassyle Carr has moved on to a new phase of her life, but she promises to write and leaves us with a terrific breakup mix. Read her farewell letter and listen to her mix here.
A large, sad monkey (hereinafter the Yeti) has been arrested by Russian authorities on charges of impersonating a bear, dragging livestock and producing incomprehensible sounds. He looks sad and they should just let him go.
Legendary yeti hunter Ivan Marx will now share some exciting words about North America’s favorite ape thing. Finally, there’s something about the yeti that makes sense.
(Un)occupy Albuquerque protester continues hunger strike.
Herman Cain responds to sexual harassment accusations.
Freaking giant pumpkin carved into a rising zombie scene.
First-born female heirs now have equal rights to the throne of England. Also, British monarchs are now allowed to marry Roman Catholics.
KRQE warns parents against “real monsters” on Halloween.
How to plant and grow a pineapple at home using a store bought fruit... and it only takes 2 years!
Steve Jobs' sister reveals his profound final words.
It wouldn't be Halloween without a good Yeti hair analysis.
Who knew competition was so huge in the delivery pizza world? Domino's employees burn down a rival Papa John's.
Pennsylvania man arrested after stealing a sandwich from a local pub and then fleeing in a forklift.
I know this is getting sort of old, but it just makes me laugh so hard every time.
Favorite headline/horror movie film concept of the week: Parasite turns wasps into outsider zombie queens.
Sick of looking for a last-minute Halloween costume? Just paint your hand instead.
What is your biggest phobia?
Nick Brown told me he wanted you to listen to Michael Landon sing like an angel in honor of his birthday.
Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador on American soil uncovered.
This "Let Women Die" act sounds unsettling.
Bad news for the Roswell UFO Museum.
Keep on the lookout for terrorists holding snowglobes.
The worlds largest virus is ironically called Megavirus.
The Kraken's lair discovered in Nevada.
R.I.P. gay rights activist Frank Kameny.
The 50 best signs from Occupy Wall Street.
Reddit has a child porn problem.
Avengers. Trailer. Here.
Ladies, keep your boobs away from this phony door-to-door breast examiner.
What's the deal with these rubbing rocks from the Atacama desert?
Peanut butter prices are set to skyrocket next month.
New website will help you find free parking around UNM.
AshPoopie does exactly what you think it will do. Please tell me you were thinking it would incinerate your dog crap!
Dr. Pepper unveils a
lame macho diet soda.
The McZüri is the first McDonald's burger made from ground-veal.
25 abandoned Yugoslavian monuments.
That American Pie reunion is happening.
The world's oldest car runs better than mine.
Rihanna named Esquire's sexiest woman alive.
Vote for the best animated T.V. theme.
"Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...."
Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau.
There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion.
Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program.
New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired.
Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold.
Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army."
Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear.
On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right.
Awkward Family Photos celebrate Easter.
A coke plane crashed into Lake Heron.
Secret Guantanamo files reveal many prisoners have been held captive for years with little evidence.
Why is KOAT doing these mugshots?
Lots of ABQ kids skipped school on Good Friday.
Science tries to understand meditation by scanning the brains of Tibetan Buddhist monks.
People in the Middle East are angry that the U.S. response to violence against peaceful protesters varies by country.
Some women don't want to be FLOTUS.
Poll shows Republicans aren't stoked about their 2012 presidential options thus far.
Paperwork backup means DWIs are being dismissed.
Sitting all day might kill you—even if you exercise.
DCF's Sunday poem recalls the Kelly Ashner used car commercials.
The yeti is an unseen guardian angel.
Happy birthday, Hank Azaria.
Mel Gibson explains himself.
There are new yeti pictures from Vermont.
A deadly CIA drone kills 26 in Pakistan.
Termites ate a bunch of money in an Indian bank.
Maybe my truck was sold for scrap.
Here are some new mugshots from KOAT.
Happy birthday, Glen Campbell.