Someone stole a Navajo blanket from a Santa Fe resort.

Slate wrote the least entertaining Bigfoot piece ever.

Boxer Hector Camacho died from his gunshot wounds.

You already knew J.R. died but did you know Larry Hagman was friends with Kieth Moon?

Collection of Larry Hagman clips.

A naked guy spent three happy hours on top of a statue of Prince George in downtown London.

Have the remains of cruel and hunchbacked Richard III been found under a parking lot in Leicester?

One obese squirrel eating a Snickers in a pear tree.

Check out hacker syndicate Anonymous' video message to Karl Rove about stealing the Ohio election.

Here. You need another reason not to patronize Walmart.

Dude Chilling Park.

This is China.

It is now law that people shall wear pants in the streets of San Francisco.

On this day in 1864 aristocratic dwarf Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec was born.

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Gary Johnson's girlie campaign poster.

Yahoo apologized to Albuquerque.

Rio Rancho wants to make it illegal to feed pigeons.

This guy is going to climb a Chicago skyscraper with a bionic leg.

Handing out razors on Halloween.

Waste the rest of your day on this enormous, UK-centric online dictionary of slang.

Absolutely no evidence PROVES there are hundreds of abominable snowmen living in Siberia.

Romney and Mormonism.

If Romney were President.

Romney on women, his faith and who he is.

The future of Fleet Street.

The Italian Captain who abandoned the Costa Concordia is suing for wrongful termination.

Scotland Yard is now calling Jimmy Saville Britain's most prolific serial sex offender.

Miguel Bloombito, fake Mayor Bloomberg Twitter account.

On this day in 1946, Robert Mapplethorpe was born.

 

Outgoing Alibi Music Editor Jessica Cassyle Carr has moved on to a new phase of her life, but she promises to write and leaves us with a terrific breakup mix. Read her farewell letter and listen to her mix here.

A large, sad monkey (hereinafter the Yeti) has been arrested by Russian authorities on charges of impersonating a bear, dragging livestock and producing incomprehensible sounds. He looks sad and they should just let him go.

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The world population reaches 7 billion this here Halloween. Meanwhile, lucky "7 billionth babies" are celebrated worldwide.

(Un)occupy Albuquerque protester continues hunger strike.

Herman Cain responds to sexual harassment accusations.

Who wore it better? P Diddy or Joaquin Phoenix?

Freaking giant pumpkin carved into a rising zombie scene.

Some more unique pumpkin carvings.

First-born female heirs now have equal rights to the throne of England. Also, British monarchs are now allowed to marry Roman Catholics.

KRQE warns parents against “real monsters” on Halloween.

How to plant and grow a pineapple at home using a store bought fruit... and it only takes 2 years!

Steve Jobs' sister reveals his profound final words.

It wouldn't be Halloween without a good Yeti hair analysis.

Who knew competition was so huge in the delivery pizza world? Domino's employees burn down a rival Papa John's.

Pennsylvania man arrested after stealing a sandwich from a local pub and then fleeing in a forklift.

I know this is getting sort of old, but it just makes me laugh so hard every time.

15 pets who hold Guinness World Records.

Favorite headline/horror movie film concept of the week: Parasite turns wasps into outsider zombie queens.

Sick of looking for a last-minute Halloween costume? Just paint your hand instead.

What is your biggest phobia?

Nick Brown told me he wanted you to listen to Michael Landon sing like an angel in honor of his birthday.

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Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador on American soil uncovered.

This "Let Women Die" act sounds unsettling.

Bad news for the Roswell UFO Museum.

Rick Perry: flameout

Keep on the lookout for terrorists holding snowglobes.

The worlds largest virus is ironically called Megavirus.

The Kraken's lair discovered in Nevada.

Russian scientists are 95% sure sasquatch lives in Siberia, but my scientists say he lives on the sun.

R.I.P. gay rights activist Frank Kameny.

The 50 best signs from Occupy Wall Street.

Reddit has a child porn problem.

Avengers. Trailer. Here.

Ladies, keep your boobs away from this phony door-to-door breast examiner.

What's the deal with these rubbing rocks from the Atacama desert?

Peanut butter prices are set to skyrocket next month.

Awesome Star Wars/Disney Princess birthday cake.

New website will help you find free parking around UNM.

AshPoopie does exactly what you think it will do. Please tell me you were thinking it would incinerate your dog crap!

Dr. Pepper unveils a lame macho diet soda.

The McZüri is the first McDonald's burger made from ground-veal.

25 abandoned Yugoslavian monuments.

That American Pie reunion is happening.

The world's oldest car runs better than mine.

Rihanna named Esquire's sexiest woman alive.

Happy Birthday Dusty Rhodes!!!

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Vote for the best animated T.V. theme.

"Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...."

Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau.

There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion.

Commander of Libyan rebel forces says he was tortured by the C.I.A. who, documents prove, worked with Ghaddafi.

Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program.

New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired.

Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold.

Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army."

Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear.

Self-powered cyborg beetles.

Utah Bigfoot sighting (thank you, Nick Brown.)

On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right.

Awkward Family Photos celebrate Easter.

A coke plane crashed into Lake Heron.

Secret Guantanamo files reveal many prisoners have been held captive for years with little evidence.

Why is KOAT doing these mugshots?

Lots of ABQ kids skipped school on Good Friday.

Science tries to understand meditation by scanning the brains of Tibetan Buddhist monks.

People in the Middle East are angry that the U.S. response to violence against peaceful protesters varies by country.

Some women don't want to be FLOTUS.

Poll shows Republicans aren't stoked about their 2012 presidential options thus far.

Paperwork backup means DWIs are being dismissed.

Sitting all day might kill you—even if you exercise.

DCF's Sunday poem recalls the Kelly Ashner used car commercials.

The yeti is an unseen guardian angel.

Happy birthday, Hank Azaria.

Mel Gibson explains himself.

A woman gets beat up in McDonald’s.

There are new yeti pictures from Vermont.

A deadly CIA drone kills 26 in Pakistan.

Termites ate a bunch of money in an Indian bank.

Maybe my truck was sold for scrap.

Here are some new mugshots from KOAT.

Happy birthday, Glen Campbell.

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Thomas Byars of North Carolina filmed the snarling beast with his handy video camera. Notice how the yeti takes tiny steps, as though it's sharted its costume. Which would explain the horrid smell.

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Actress Barbara Billingsly, the Beaver’s mom, is dead at 94.

Evil Saudi prince kills servant.

German chancellor says multicultural society has failed. This is current news.

Osama bin Laden is living in a house in Pakistan.

A foul-smelling old woman came back to life.

A sexy yeti was photographed in China.

CPR just got easier.

Most Star Trek deaths were, in fact, Red Shirts.

UFOs visit Brooklyn hipsters, and others.

There was a police standoff at 12th and Griegos.

Church stabbings happen sometimes.

Elizabeth Cano drove her SUV through a marathon.

Happy birthday, Jean Claude Van Damme.

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American infidels can expect an “October Surpise” from al Qaeda.

Segway’s owner died driving a Segway off a cliff.

A Buddhist monk made footprints in wood.

Read about Brazil’s new president.

Sometimes men look like Kenny Rogers.

Sometimes the cops put a GPS unit on your car without a warrant.

Does the Super Stack mark the end of food stacking?

Yeti alert!

Ethnic mapping shows segregation in major US cities.

Attention Stargate fans. Both of you. You can buy authentic Stargate shit.

Newspapers make spelling errors. Schocking!

The Hobbit movie is in trouble.

Women apologize more than men. And don’t you forget it.

Comic Greg Giraldo took too many pills.

Paris Hilton settled a lawsuit with Hallmark. She will take the stipulated amount in drugs.

Trapped Chilean miners can't drink or play video games.

The UN appoints Mazlan Othman as first contact for visiting aliens. I wonder if he’s ever been to Dulce.

Obama’s in the South Valley today.

22-year-old Lillie Jones died behind bars.

Did Ted Turner’s ranch boss hold Bible classes?

You can listen to the Denish/Martinez Temple Albert debate.

Sophie’s got some nice ABQ stories for you over at DCF.

It’s Google’s birthday, but there’s no song for it. So it’s Sean Cassidy’s birthday. Ladies, please.

A Love Parade turned into a Death Parade.

Wikileaks founder explains the leaking of thousands of military documents.

The Taliban have captured a U.S. sailor.

Everyone’s a critic: birdshit halted a Kings of Leon concert.

See the face of the face transplant.

Tiny houses are fun.

Learn to draw a yeti. So life-like.

I sure do hope they find the yeti.

Body modification has a long and profitable history for carnival staff.

A Comic-Con pen stabbing hints at over-crowding and poor self control.

See the longest tongue in the country.

Louisiana is the laziest state in the union. I say fine, let them have their title.

Police captured the “Wiggy, Fake-Boobed, Clown Pants Robber.” As he came to be known.

It’s been raining in Albuquerque.

We’re sure killing a lot of bears around here

Police say Rhonda Estrada ran over her boyfriend’s leg then fled.

Here’s another New Mexico meltdown story.

Bernalillo County Jim Goff is an atheist.

It’s Dorothy Hamill’s birthday.

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