Crib Notes: Nov. 14, 2013
By August March
a) Don Perkins
b) Brian Urlacher
c) Stoney Case
d) Terance Mathis
a) Brad Allison
b) Joe Vigil
c) Winston Brooks
d) Beth Everitt
a) A broken portal into another dimension
b) A debris field containing remnants of alien spacecrafts
c) An abandoned French restaurant on Gibson Boulevard
d) A plume of jet fuel that could poison the City water supply
a) A Flying Burrito Brother
b) A cigar
c) Winston Brooks
d) The RV from “Breaking Bad”
a) Mocking the right-wing with reasonable arguments
b) Referring to sopaipilla syrup as honey
c) Soliciting prostitutes
d) Criticizing education reform
1) B. Former Lobo and NFL great Brian Urlacher visited Albuquerque to accept honors bestowed on him by the University of New Mexico athletic program. During an interview with local media, Urlacher discussed his plans to open a sports bar here in Burque.
2) C. Albuquerque Public Schools Superintendent Winston Brooks was suspended for three days after taking to Twitter last week to compare New Mexico Education Secretary-Designate Hanna Skandera to a variety of barnyard animals.
4) B. According to an account published at ufostalker.com, the unidentified flying object was cigar-shaped.
5) C. Under a recently enacted law, the city may seize the vehicles of individuals who have been accused of violating municipal anti-prostitution statutes.
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