Crib Notes: June 19, 2014
By August March
a) “Fat girls should not wear bikinis”
b) “Just got eye banged by a big girl…”
c) “Belly dancers for Earth Day”
d) All of the above
b) Guild Heighliners
d) Ratty, bug-infested carpets
a) Having sex while on the clock ... in his bus
b) Being late again
c) Cursing under his breath at bicyclists
d) Failing to yield
a) "The Mighty Boosh"
d) "Gilligan’s Island"
a) The El Paso Chihuahuas
b) The Las Vegas Aces
c) The Omaha Storm Chasers
d) The Albuquerque Dukes
2) C. According to the Associated Press, the facility has four MQ-1 Predator drones and six MQ-9 Reaper drones that are being used to train more than 700 pilots this fiscal year.
3) A. ABQ Ride Spokesman Rick De Reyes says a city employee has been discharged for “an egregious violation of the rules.”
4) B. "Cops" is done filming in Burque, and the show may not be coming back after Sheriff Dan Houston’s primary election loss.
5) C. Six home runs for the Storm Chasers spelled doom for the road-weary Isotopes on Tuesday night.
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