Alibi V.24 No.17 • April 23-29, 2015 

Crib Notes

Crib Notes: April 23, 2015

Warner Bros.
1) An Albuquerque goat named Bodie knows how to __________________.

a) Eat tin cans

b) Look Satanic

c) Paint

d) Play the piano

Paramount Pictures
2) Last Saturday night, Albuquerque Isotopes catcher Dustin Garneau hit a _________________ in the first inning, helping his team power past the Reno Aces, 9-4.

a) Fielder’s choice

b) Stand-up double

c) Grand slam home run

d) Line drive

Embassy Pictures
3) City authorities are asking citizens to be vigilant against the wild _________________ that live in rural areas surrounding Albuquerque.

a) Rock musicians

b) Coyotes

c) Left-wing academics

d) Venusian transplants

Paramount Pictures
4) ___________________ Pizza opened a new pie parlor last Tuesday in the Northeast Heights near Eubank and Spain.

a) Pudge Brothers

b) The New Lucky’s

c) Shakey’s

d) Godfather’s

Orion Pictures
5) Last week Albuquerque Police Chief Gorden Eden announced that the New Mexico State Police will handle a new investigation against two APD officers accused of ___________________.

a) Using excessive force

b) Hoarding donuts in direct violation of department policy

c) Being rude to customers

d) Dressing in outlandish costumes

Answers:

1) C. The artiodactyl is already a big hit among BioPark visitors and staff alike. It’s been nicknamed Van Goat in honor of its prodigious, painterly talent.

2) C. Garneau lofted the ball over the left field fence early in the game in Reno, Nev. The catcher has eight RBIs after 22 at-bats this season with the Isotopes.

3) B. In an effort to make Albuquerque citizens more aware of the hungry wildlife nearby, city authorities are posting signs and asking for folks to be on the lookout for predators like coyotes.

4) D. With an active location on the Westside, Godfather’s Pizza has now expanded its reach to the Heights.

5) A. A March 20th incident involving an alleged beating by APD officers is being investigated by a law enforcement agency that is not connected to our city police force.