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 Jan 25 - 31, 2007 

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Red Alert!

Peaceful, anti-war activism may result in prison sentences for nine New Mexicans after they tried to make love, not war, with Sen. Pete Domenici

By Kate Trainor

The Department of Homeland Security has identified a new threat to our nation: a group of nine New Mexicans that includes a Jesuit priest, a retired librarian, a high school student and a church-going grandma.

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Thin Line

By John Bear

A Soldier’s Words--Television news usually cuts to the talking heads whenever our leader lets us know just how he is going to make things worse.

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News Bite

Payday on the Floor

Regulations for payday, car title and tax refund loans are back in the Legislative Session

By Amy Dalness

Sen. Bernadette Sánchez is serious about payday lending regulations. So serious, she killed a bill in the Senate in last year's session because she believed it was too lenient on the lenders.

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Rex Barron

Commentary

EDo: Albuquerque’s Boob Job

The "urban evolution"

By Jessica Cassyle Carr

In the realm of diamonds and cubic zirconia, one stone is imperfect and made of carbon, the other flawless and made of zirconium oxide. Diamonds are formed deep in the Earth via 2,000-degree heat and intense pressure, over millions, if not billions of years. Cubic zirconia is made in a laboratory. Regardless of mining controversies, conflict diamonds and an international De Beers conspiracy, the diamond is natural and intensely beautiful. The cubic zirconia is an abundant, fabricated imitation. Its look is unfortunately overpowering; plus, it has no humorous urban nickname. (Diamonds you can call "ice.")

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Punch Line

War and Peace

Sissies never get elected to office--but they may be the only ones who can save us

By Eric Griego

Moshe Dayan, the former Israeli defense minister, once said, “If you want peace, you don’t talk to your friends, you talk to your enemies.”

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Ortiz y Pino

Lock ’Em Up?

Why we should exercise common sense in our jail system

By Jerry Ortiz y Pino

I recently toured the still almost-new Bernalillo County Detention Center (BCDC). It was opened about three years ago and this year saw a new psychiatric wing completed, making its total capacity more than 2,500 inmates.

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Odds & Ends

By Devin D. O’Leary

Dateline: England--A woman admitted to a hospital for treatment of a severe migraine had her stay extended when a television fell off the wall and hit her on the head. Sharon Blake, 36, was ready to leave Yeovil District Hospital when she moved the TV, attached to an adjustable arm above her head, and it toppled over. She was left mildly concussed and needed extra observation according to the Sun newspaper. Patientpal, which runs the coin-operated TV system, has apologized for the “isolated incident.”

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Letters

Here ya go, Albuquerque

Spend the $103 I just paid you

On repairing your countless potholes

Or maybe you could put it toward

Building some kind of recreational center

Or pop forty trash haven for your

Bored shitless teenagers and twentysomethings

Anything to keep them from drag racing

Up and down Montgomery at all hours

Blasting their Christina Aguilera and Ashlee Simpson bullshit

I watched the video online

Shot with impartial big brotherliness

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A State For the Birds

New Mexico: A Birder's Paradise?

By Joshua Lee
Dwayne Longenbaugh discusses the geology, paleogeology and biology to explore why there is such a large variety of birds in N.M.
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Count Barkula and Frankenweenie Come Out to Play

Camp Bow Wow Howl-o-Ween Bash

By Robin Babb
Doggy costume contest, carnival games for dogs, paw painting, dog Halloween photo booth, face painting for kids, a dunk tank, ice cream, raffle prizes, vendors, trick dog contest and more.
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Wild Wonders

Restore Rocks

By Rini Grammer
Learn about the mission of the Wildlife Rescue of New Mexico and enjoy activities for the whole family.
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via Pixabay

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Star Power

Cosmic Carnival

By Nom Tayder
Interactive exhibits, view the nearest star as well as a telescope discovery display.
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Confused, but in a Sexy Way

I Can Lick My Own Eyebrows

By Joshua Lee
A guide to assemble and execute phenomenal scenes and personal fantasies.
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