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 Feb 18 - 24, 2010 
G.I. Tract: The Rise of Odor

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Race Talk Boils in the House

Hispanic Education Act sparks hours of discussion

By Marisa Demarco

Roundhouse conversations on touchy social topics don't unfold all that differently from debates at the bar, in a classroom or over a dinner table.

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Answer Me This

By Marisa Demarco
1) What did a Gallup burglar do with the jewelry he stole?
a. He sold it to a pawn shop.
b. He wore it all at once to his cousin's wedding.
c. He returned it with an apology note.
d. He baked it into a pie so police wouldn't find it when they searched his house.

2) Which movie star lived in an Albuquerque house where a murdered man was buried?

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From the Foxhole

G.I. Tract: The Rise of Odor

By Alex E. Limkin

When I have exhausted the offerings of my television and can pat my belly no longer in idle contentment, I indulge a rare reflection upon world affairs. In recent weeks I have thought about Haiti seven times. The last time was when American missionaries got into trouble for kidnapping Haitian children. At that point, confident that the right people were concerned with the situation, I felt justified in turning my attention to other matters, such as whether we should pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq.

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Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

By Devin D. O’Leary

Dateline: Sweden—A high-profile member of Sweden’s parliament brushed off ethics complaints, saying he did not accept an all-expense paid trip to Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands. Instead, he blamed it all on his transvestite alter ego. Centre Party member Fredrick Federley admitted to the newspaper Aftonbladet that his trip in January was paid for by 10 different companies, including budget airline Norwegian. Asked by the newspaper why he accepted the gift, despite claims he generally refuses such offers, Federley said, “Well, this was pretty much tied to my drag personality, Ursula. It’s not me as a member of Parliament doing this; it’s more a case of me traveling as my drag personality.” Federley has not made any secret of his cross-dressing and recently arrived as Ursula at the Swedish Mr. Gay competition. So far, Federley seems unconcerned about the allegations of political impropriety. “Maybe this will mean more publicity for Ursula, which in turn will lead to more work,” wrote Federley on a gay community blog recently.

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Letters

Regarding Sen. Eric Griego's "Democracy for Sale" [Opinion, Jan. 28-Feb. 3], I find myself equally terrified by the potential future of our voting process. The Supreme Court's decision regarding campaign finance could result in many voters choosing a Quarter Pounder over filet mignon.

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EVENT HORIZON (Friday, Feb 5)

Honey Hitmen

NM Beekeepers 2016 Conference

By Joshua Lee
Several speakers are giving talks plus there is a hands-on area, educational materials, vendors and giveaways and a raffle for a one-of-a-kind bee quilt.
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EVENT HORIZON (Friday, Feb 5)

Hail, Cesar!

Cesar Millan Live

By Renee Chavez
The star of "Dog Whisperer" reveals the secrets of happier, healthier relationships between humans and their beloved canines in his exciting live show.
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EVENT HORIZON (Saturday, Feb 6)

NM Beekeepers 2016 Conference

Several speakers are giving talks plus there is a hands-on area, educational materials, vendors and giveaways and a raffle for a one-of-a-kind bee quilt.
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EVENT HORIZON (Sunday, Feb 7)

The Year of the Monkey

Chinese New Year Celebration

By Maggie Grimason
Usher in the Year of the Monkey with the running of the dragon, lion dances, colorful ribbon and flag dances, demonstrations of Kung Fu and more.
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EVENT HORIZON (Sunday, Feb 14)

Davy Jones' Peep Show

That's A Moray

By Joshua Lee
Indulge your animal instincts with the a guided tour learning about the exotic, erotic and often curious romantic rituals of aquatic animals.
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EVENT HORIZON (Monday, Feb 15)

S'all Good!

Better Call Saul Season Two Premiere Watch Party

By Devin D. O'Leary
Watch the premiere with other fans plus live painting of the characters in the show, vendors, food, beer and prizes.
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