Alibi V.22 No.3 • Jan 17-23, 2013 

Nurse Ratchett

Top Five Reasons to Get a Flu Shot

We’re about mid-way through flu season here in New Mexico, so it’s not too late to get this year’s vaccination, thereby vastly reducing your chances of “catching a bug” that could, at the very least, set you stumbling back and forth on the trail of tears between your bedroom and bathroom for several days while your significant other spends their free time changing sheets, scrubbing the toilet bowl, and trying to figure out which carpet cleaner is most likely to get the vomit stains out of the rug. At worst, a bad case of the flu could see your loved ones spending their free time making funeral arrangements and fighting over who gets your vinyl records. So why take the risk?
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

Funny because it happens to someone else.
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Seas the Day

Pirate Adventure Corn Maze and Pumpkin Patch in Corrales

Enjoy 2.6 miles of trail through a corn maze, pumpkin patch picking, petting zoo, picnic area and barrel train rides. Keep a look out for the pirates.
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Silk and Lights and Everything Nice

Dragon Lights Albuquerque

Formerly known as the Chinese Lantern Festival, see the all new larger-than-life, fully-illuminated lanterns, Chinese cultural performances and special handicrafts.
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Chasing the Dragon

Dragon's House of Horror

Enter the world's longest indoor, walk-through horror house with no lines. Receive a text when your turn is up.
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Calling All Starbeings

The Galactic Collective Conference

Join Starbeing Shamans Tammy and Anthony Chino—sacred space holders for the Collective Frequency community—at the Galactic Collective Conference for an awareness raising weekend that is sure to heighten the energetic vibrations. Enter this spiritual domain of Wise elders and vainglorious millennials at Tedge beginning Friday, Oct. 19 through Sunday, Oct. 21. This three-day conference focuses on bringing advanced techniques from the New Star Being Tribe teaching how to be one with Mother Earth. For the small investment of $122, this power packed weekend includes insightful presentations and enriching workshops from 5 to 10pm on Friday, 9am to 8pm on Saturday and noon to 5pm on Sunday. And for those just starting out on their spiritual journey tickets are half-price for kids under 20.  
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A Consensual Cuddle Puddle

The Cuddle Revolution

This is a completely platonic experience for adults only. Please arrive on time. Use a series of exercises to practice consensual and safe touch, as well as authentic connection.
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