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I Saw You

I Saw You

Wal-Mart Alien Girl


I awoke in a Wal-Mart back room—suddenly, a wormhole spirited me aboard your ship. You looked like Ava Gardner only deader—you probed me ever so gently and told me your kind only came to earth for Kraft Macaroni And Cheese. We agreed to meet at Bernalillo Tires where you promised to teach me how to digest rubber so I would never need to spend money on food again. I could roam New Mexico, where there are all the discarded tires one can eat. Where were you yesterday? Still waiting.

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Location : Placitas, Yes, New Mexico
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