I saw you waddle into your chair at the theater tonight. Four gallon Super Tanker Coke in one hand, the other occupied with a hefty feedbag of popcorn. Extending your tongue full length, you snagged piece after piece of popcorn without using your hands. The last time I saw a tongue like that was on the Discovery Channel and it was cleaning out a termite mound. Please don't sit in front of me again.

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Location : Albuquerque, New Mexico