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         <category>Comedy</category>
         <title>DEATH BY HAGGIS</title>
         <description>Amazon Breakthrough Novel quarterfinalist Death by Haggis, by Albuquerque author Jay Cutts, is now available on Amazon.----Death By Haggis is a spoof on the 1940's detective novel and was inspired in part by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the ultimate opening line.-----

Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man.------

Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind. Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they?------

Get your copy on Amazon and have it signed by the author (worth millions in the far future.)
 (Comedy) (Visit website for email reply form.) [Posted Tue 5/14]</description>
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         <category>Events</category>
         <title>ABQ BEARD&amp;MOUSTACHE CLUB</title>
         <description>It's finally here, our first competition! Saturday, May 4 at 6:30 pm (in Rio Rancho). To register, contact abqamigos@gmail.com. Spots are limited so do not wait!  Prizes will be awarded. (Events) [Posted Thu 4/25]</description>
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         <category>Events</category>
         <title>TATTOOHAIKU2</title>
         <description>Judged by Jimmy Santiago Baca. Benefits Cedar Tree Inc. Winner receives $555 Amazon gift certificate. Haiku tattooed on Joseph Carman. www.555c.org for more details.  (Events) (Visit website for email reply form.) [Posted Thu 4/18]</description>
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         <category>Events</category>
         <title>MONDAY INDOORGOLF TOURNAM</title>
         <description>NMGolf Now is sponsoring a Monday indoor virtual Golf Tournament.  Played on Golf Simulators.   Monday's at 630pm. at 5413 Lomas Blvd NE, Albuq. NM 87110.  
9 Hole 2 person Blind Draw Scramble tournament. $15  per player. Entry Includes 9 Holes of Golf and Rental Clubs.   Prize's based on the number of players.    Walk-in's Welcome
call 505 510 2444-   Marcus Molina
visit us at nmgolfnow.com
email marcus@nmgolfnow.com (Events) [Posted Mon 4/8]</description>
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