Alibi V.15 No.52 • Dec 28-Jan 3, 2006 

Feature

The Future is Now

Predictions for 2007

Sick of nasty surprises? We sympathize. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to predict the major events of 2007 beforehand so as to avoid any unpleasant shocks to our already delicate state of mind? If we knew a giant asteroid would destroy every mammal on Earth on Aug. 14, 2007, at least we could live large for the next seven months. And just think of the boon to the hang-gliding industry.

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Psychic Ana

Tarot Reader

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Briefly describe how you became a psychic.

Since birth. My relatives that died would come to me and they would give me information to tell my other relatives. Like my grandmother would talk to me, and my grandmother died in 1921. I thought it was just normal for everybody.

What is your preferred method of divination?

Definitely the Tarot. I'm also a professional astrologer. I studied for many years in California to become a professional astrologer.

What is your approximate accuracy rate?

I always tell everybody I have a 100 percent success rate. Accuracy is huge, absolutely. ... I have a 100 percent success rate.

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Pronoia News Network

An excerpt from Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia

Exclusive! The Beauty and Truth Laboratory reports the news before it happens!

In this special Pronoia News Network report, our psychic journalists bring you the stories that haven’t happened yet—but will!

Conviviality Revolution

A new breed of well-read, charismatic homeless people will arise. They’ll spread understanding and laughter through their communities, and will be routinely feasted in the homes of grateful citizens.

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