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Cat Power
Samantha Martin’s feline circus
It turns out cats aren't just waiting for you to die so they can eat you. You can, in fact, train them to perform a variety of tricks. Samantha Martin has 40 years of experience, and can tell you all about it.

Culture Shock
Tap into your creative side and make a Valentine’s Day card for the Alibi. It may just net you prizes and eternal glory in the form of your work being printed in this here newspaper. Oh yeah, and it’s free. Get busy!