Bush wins the dumb-ass vote, cruises to second term.
Statistically speaking, we now know that dumb-asses voted for George W. Bush and smart folks voted for John Kerry. You might even say, Kerry lost because he failed to appeal to folks with a low IQ. Actually, I'm only kidding. I have no idea whether the majority of barefoot, cousin-kissin, country-style red state voters really have lower IQs than stylish, SUV-driving, dazzling urbanites in the blue states. One popular website seems to have some quantitative analysis that has appeared in The Economist and St. Petersburg Times. See for yourself: [link]