No One Watches the Grammys
Yup. Some kind of poll has confirmed that 80 percent of Americans won’t watch the bloated awards show replete with ill-defined categories, ugly clothes and artists no one really cares about.
For instance, in the rock category is John Mayer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tom Petty and Neil Young. Tune in to watch these various geezers duke it out with rock lite (now with fewer calories and less danger!) pretty boy Mayer. Or not. Who’s on your dream list of artists that should be at the Grammys but never will be?