Cassyle’s Astronaut Theory

Before and after the infestation.
Before and after the infestation.

You’ve all heard about the crazy astronaut who drove to Florida wearing adult diapers so she didn’t have to make stops so she could kick the ass of a fellow astronaut vying for a third astronaut’s affections. It’s like “Melrose Place: The Final Frontier”

Well, Alibi bad-ass Jessica Cassyle Carr jokingly said the stalker astronaut had clearly been infested with an alien while in deep space on a previous voyage, causing her to behave erratically.

We laughed.

But look at that picture. Damn. Consider her palor. That’s alien infestation if I ever saw it.