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All I want for Christmas ...

I’m behind the cultural curve on this one. Saturday Night Live has finally produced a skit worthy of water cooler ruminations and college party recreations: Dick in a Box. I was unenlightened until last night. Today, I think I’ll dig my Justin Timberlake poster out of the closet and hang it proudly on my wall once again.

Special thanks to NBC for getting off their stogy high-horse and posting this on YouTube (and for keeping the uncensored version up despite whining from the Parents Television Council). You must understand, the internet is the most powerful force in the world. Resistance is futile.