Even When I was 7 Years Old ...

Roast in hell, monkey boy.
Roast in hell, monkey boy.

... I knew “Knight Rider” was a stupid TV show. Let’s face it, a Pontiac Trans Am is a lame, ugly car. It just is. By the way, that whole “the Germans love David Hasselhoff” thing is apparently an urban legend based solely on the fact that The Hoff had a hit single on the German charts for eight weeks back in 1989. These days, most Germans, like most Americans, don’t give a rat’s ass about David Hasselhoff.